Eight Smuppets; Backdated to Friday

[plushaeusrumpified]

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Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.

Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.

[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]

sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?

also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.

[Filtered to Vriska]

Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[He's just going to stand there with his arms folded. He's waiting for it, because oh hell no you called Eminem interesting.

He takes offense to that for some stupid reason.

He's waiting for you to judge it more critically.

But also he has to keep in mind that Arthur did a good thing and that cutting him over Eminem would be bad. So he's really conflicted.]

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[rule_britannia]

[When he finally looks up at Bro, his expression is just a bit wary, as if he knows he's going to have to measure his words carefully to avoid causing further offence]

It's certainly.. rather different to what I'm used to.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[He knows you're judging.

But finally he just lets out a sigh.]

That's because wizards don't have rap. It's brand fuckin' new. But you know what? I'm gonna change that. One of these days, I'm going down to Hogsmeade and hijacking one of the wizard wireless stations. Shit's gonna be fucking bananas.

[B A N A N A S, ain't no hollaback Broooo.]

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[rule_britannia]

[Arthur smiles a little more this time, and lets out a quiet laugh]

If more of the professors were like you, sir, this would be a very lively place.

[Not that moving staircases, talking portraits, ghosts and everything else wasn't lively, but after five years you just became used to all of that]

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[plushaeusrumpified]

I know, right?

[He allows himself a smile, before taking the record out and placing it back where it was. He grabs the butterbeer bottle and takes a chug out of it before he goes over to Arthur.]

You need a refill?

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[rule_britannia]

Ah, thank you.

[He lifts his mug up slightly and takes the pause to look around the office a little more. It's.. really not the kind of office he'd expect for a professor, but then, Bro isn't the kind of thing he'd expect in a professor either]

Dirk seems a good kid. Even if he did eat every bloody orange flavoured or coloured sweet I had on the train.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[Bro pours him a generous amount of Butterbeer and then brings it back up to take a swallow himself.

At Arthur's words, he can't help but let out a slight laugh as he moves over to sit back down in his chair.]

He really likes orange. And yeah, he's... a pretty fucking amazing kid. [Pride practically drips from his voice.] I just- [He stops himself, because he's not... talking about feelings to a kid. Because that would be awkward. He lets it trail off, hoping Arthur won't notice, as he takes a swig of butterbeer.]

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[rule_britannia]

[Just..?]

Sir?

[Sorry, Bro, but he noticed, and he's now looking at you with the kind of curious expression that makes it very clear that he noticed]