Eight Smuppets; Backdated to Friday

[plushaeusrumpified]

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Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.

Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.

[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]

sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?

also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.

[Filtered to Vriska]

Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.

Comments

[seeringlight]

I have much too many of these anyways. I assume you're in your office so I can drop off a box. I really don't need these many.

I'm sure you want them anyways. Some have unicorns on it.

Of course. Who do you think I am?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Fuck yes, I look forward to it. Fucking unicorns, man. They're the best. I might cut myself just so I can use them.

Somebody who likes poetry as opposed to rap.

[seeringlight]

You could use them without actually having to injure yourself. I suppose it would be ironic to use a bandage when one does not need it. I'm coming over to deliver the goods. I will be sorely offended if you are not there to take them.

I am open minded. At least, I like to think so.

That does not mean I like Snoop Dogg's music any better.