Eight Smuppets; Backdated to Friday

[plushaeusrumpified]

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Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.

Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.

[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]

sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?

also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.

[Filtered to Vriska]

Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.

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[sixbuckdropout]

rap? sorry prof but im really glad i didnt sign up for this class

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh hell no.

I would take points away, but Gryffindor's already in dead last.










Maybe detention.

[sixbuckdropout]

wow thats kinda rude dont u think

[plushaeusrumpified]

What you said was ruder.

[sixbuckdropout]

idk prof stri u insulted music 1st

[plushaeusrumpified]

Whoa. Nope, see. I was sort of kidding at first, but now it's kinda goddamn personal.

You have detention all year. Every day. Seven days a week.

[sixbuckdropout]

what.

no.

thats bs.

[plushaeusrumpified]

You insulting rap was BS.

And to think you were one of my favorites. I feel so goddamn betrayed right now. There's a razor in my dresser and it's calling my name.

Or maybe that's the bottle of jack, sometimes they sound the same.

[sixbuckdropout]

yeah i thouht u were my fave too
nice noing theres no american solidarity and shit
and here i was thing we were like bros or sth

[plushaeusrumpified]

We were the best of bros. And then you took a knife and stabbed it through my chest.

The knife was your words.

Rap was my heart.

You've killed me dead.




But no seriously that was rude and you should apologize. If you do I won't give you detention all year.

[sixbuckdropout]

sonuvabitch

_[Filter]

im only saying this bc ur pretty cool 4 a prof.
& i dont want detention.
pls dont ruin my rep by announcing i said this.

im sorry.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

But are you reeeeally sorry, or just saying that to avoid detention?

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[sixbuckdropout]

im sorry if i legit hurt ur feelings
but im douting i did bc i know u take more shit than that