Eight Smuppets; Backdated to Friday

[plushaeusrumpified]

[OOC: Submit Homework Here]

Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.

Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.

[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]

sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?

also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.

[Filtered to Vriska]

Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.

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[fuckmackandme]

no...

[plushaeusrumpified]

A cake in the shape of a dick??

[fuckmackandme]

IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH DICKS OR CAKES OK??

[plushaeusrumpified]

Then what the actual fuck was so horrible, jesus fucking christ?!

[Don't mind him, he's just legit worried over here, no harm or anything.]

[fuckmackandme]

prescott.
she was the first thing i saw.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Welp.

At least there's a whole lot of things that rhyme with bitch.

[fuckmackandme]

i have to be careful with this.
she'll kill me if she finds out i insulted her.