Eight Smuppets; Backdated to Friday

[plushaeusrumpified]

[OOC: Submit Homework Here]

Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.

Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.

[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]

sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?

also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.

[Filtered to Vriska]

Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[Okay. He... he wasn't prepared for that one. And it. hurts. a lot. But he'd thought things were decent between them.]

What? Why?

[seeringlight]

Because

[She scratches it out and it takes a moment before actually trying to write again.]

Mon dieu!
I didn't mean it like that. Why must you take everything I say so personally? I just find this assignment fairly ridiculous.
Perhaps I overreacted, and I apologize. Stop acting like a wet kitten. I already have Mutie to care for. I don't need to babysit you too.

[That's as close to a "I'm sorry and I still do love you" from Rose that you're going to get wet.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh. I knew that, duh. I wasn't acting like a wet kitten! What kind of idiot do you take me for?

And the assignment's not ridiculous. It's testing everybody on their creativity and ability to use the English Language. What's wrong with that?

[He's trying to move on, but those words are still burned into his eyes. Don't mind him, he's just insecure.]

[seeringlight]

You're being more obvious than usual. Should I supply a wizard bandage to that wound? Mother has given me plenty to supply a small army with adorable bandages with caricatures of wizards on them.

It's stupid. It's stupid, but I'll have a piece that will utterly destroy and woo you. You won't be able to handle all these irons in the fire.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I'm not being obvious about jack shit, I really don't fucking know what you're talking but. But I will take the bandaid, because those bitches are rad.

Oh snap, is that so? Then I hope you can live up that statement.

[seeringlight]

I have much too many of these anyways. I assume you're in your office so I can drop off a box. I really don't need these many.

I'm sure you want them anyways. Some have unicorns on it.

Of course. Who do you think I am?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Fuck yes, I look forward to it. Fucking unicorns, man. They're the best. I might cut myself just so I can use them.

Somebody who likes poetry as opposed to rap.

[seeringlight]

You could use them without actually having to injure yourself. I suppose it would be ironic to use a bandage when one does not need it. I'm coming over to deliver the goods. I will be sorely offended if you are not there to take them.

I am open minded. At least, I like to think so.

That does not mean I like Snoop Dogg's music any better.