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Apr. 30th, 2012 03:18 am
screaminginthedark: (please don't do anything stupid)
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have there been storms in shetland or something

because i can't think of any reason for this owl to take so damn long


[There's a lengthy pause between the text, and the following is very poorly locked.]

i haven't gotten word from lee in a month

he normally sends me an owl every week

what's going on

i don't like being worried like this

[voice]

Apr. 30th, 2012 01:14 am
notatusspot: (I need a gun)
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[The page may be blank, but as soon as anyone turns to it, the dulcet sound of a banjo begins to play]

★ELEVEN

Apr. 23rd, 2012 09:11 pm
ladyliberty: (Boobsmush of disappoint)
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Ugh, I am so sick of all this homework. I just wish OWLs were over with already, so I wouldn't have to worry about it anymore! Then at least we have an extra year before NEWTs.

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Apr. 21st, 2012 11:14 pm
arachnoble: (I'm pretty flawless)
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Alright, students. It's time for this week's assignments!

First years, I want an essay reviewing the different hand motions of all charms covered in class, at a minimum of eight inches. Second years, again an eight inch minimum, but on building and maintaining magic within a wand. If you copy The Standard Book of Spells, Grade 2 in anyway, I will know.

Third years, 18 inches minimum on the benefits of proper pronunciation. It may seem trivial and basic, but with the sheer amount of you becoming distracted by personal relationships, I feel it necessary to return to the basics.

Fourth, 16 inches on the pros and cons of summoning and memory charms.

For fifth years, I expect no less than 20 inches on the most commonly used offensive and defensive charms, and their various counter-charms. Try not to forget that your O.W.L.s are approaching.

Sixth years, 24 inches on nonverbal spells, any disadvantages and advantages the nonverbal charm may have, and how concentration and mental ability affect the power of spells cast.

And for the seventh years that have remained in charms, I want an essay on the charms you have found most useful over your time in Hogwarts, why you find them useful, how you have used them, and how they will benefit you in the future. There is no length minimum, but I expect you to cover at least six charms, and I will grade based on how much detail you put into your reasonings.

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Apr. 20th, 2012 08:19 pm
speedily: (don't care what you think)
[personal profile] speedily
Why are we all getting new families?

Better yet, why does anyone think the rest of us care?
its_cor_aline: (o rly?)
[personal profile] its_cor_aline
Easter was sooo boring.
Dad decided he was going to try out a new recipe: lamb loaf. Unfortunately he left it in the oven for way too long and it dried out. I mean, it really dried out. It was like chewing on a piece of leather. Mom just kind of sighed and we ended up fixing a couple of pizzas. Dad wasn't too happy but I tried to make it holiday appropriate by making the pizzas in the shape of eggs and putting the topping on to make it look like an Easter egg. He cheered up a little bit after that.
At least the vegetables and coconut cake were good.

Day 6

Apr. 8th, 2012 12:50 pm
faintwaves: ([Cheer] We're going to Didney Worl!)
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I

I have an announcement!

Professor Iroh said that...I could live with him, and that Feferi would be living with him too. So it's like I have a sister now and everything


...We're a family now, okay? So you won't ever have to hear about my parents from me again.

SEVEN ♋

Apr. 8th, 2012 07:57 pm
selfhatred: (listen here)
[personal profile] selfhatred
ATTENTION FUCKASSES OF HOGWARTS.
THAT'S ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES.
PSA: I'M FUCKING DONE PLAYING NICE GUY AROUND HERE.
FINISHED.
I DON'T GIVE ONE SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMS.
YOU CAN ALL GO FUCK YOURSELVES BECAUSE I AM FUCKING DONE CLEANING UP THE NAPPIES THAT YOU CONSTANTLY SHIT IN WHENEVER YOU HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
FUCK ALL OF YOU.
NO LOVE -
KARKAT

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Apr. 7th, 2012 10:02 pm
redearphones: (Homie say what now?)
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Nobody's ever told me where the magic came from in my mum's side of the family, but...I'm starting to think it came from Grandma. At dinner today she somehow managed to make a scarf out of noodles only using her chopsticks...

I don't know, maybe that's normal for grandmothers to do if they're in the habit of knitting. A secret grandma talent!
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While I understand that as students you are on holiday for Easter, I would like to take this opportunity to express that you do have a small assignment due the week after we return from break.

This does not mean you can hold off on the assignment until the night you return.

For all students of my classes, prepare for me an analysis, no less than ten inches of parchment, of how you might find and use runes in Easter ceremonies. Where can you see them playing a role, and where do you think their magic might be useful in the ceremony. A piece of advice, look into the pagan celebration of Oustre if you're feeling stuck.

That is your first part of the assignment, due the first day of class after break.

The second part will involve choosing one of those elements of runic magic that you felt would be helpful during Easter, and composing research.

Not an incredibly difficult assignment for my students who have been paying attention.

Enjoy your holiday.


[Filtered to Rhys]

Are you behaving?
aboutwhynot: (you can do what you do)
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Goood morning students~ I would just like to take this opportunity to say hello, I’m Professor Stein and I’m going to be your new Divination teacher when you all return from break. I realize it’s an elective, and a useless-sounding one at that, but it’s going to be a very interesting class, I’m sure, and I’d love to have a feeew more students sign up for it. [Because hey, the more students you have signed up for your useless class, the more you get paid]

I don’t want to threaten anyone, but other classes at that time slot are going to be much more difficult. This will be an excellent chance for everyone to relax, drink some tea, and make predictions about your friends’ no doubt very painful deaths.

Think about it~

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