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[redearphones]

Nobody's ever told me where the magic came from in my mum's side of the family, but...I'm starting to think it came from Grandma. At dinner today she somehow managed to make a scarf out of noodles only using her chopsticks...

I don't know, maybe that's normal for grandmothers to do if they're in the habit of knitting. A secret grandma talent!

Comments

[ladyliberty]

Woah! Your gramma sounds awesome!

[redearphones]

I know! She even used the vegetables to make a pattern in it!

It's too bad she ate it afterwards, but I guess it would have smelled after a while.

[ladyliberty]

It'd be great having a noodle scarf, so you'd always have something to munch on when you got hungry!

[redearphones]

Maybe burger earmuffs or headphones, too!

[ladyliberty]

Yeah! They'd be delicious!

[redearphones]

You know, I'm surprised that with all of our wizardly accomplishments no one's tried to make something like that yet.

[ladyliberty]

Just more proof that no one actually thinks about the important stuff in life.

[redearphones]

Or at least the really really awesome stuff.

[ladyliberty]

You'd have to de-grease the burgers, I guess, or your ears would get all gross.

[redearphones]

Perhaps they shouldn't necessarily be actual burgers.

They could be just carrying cases for the burgers instead! Mobile lunch boxes!

[ladyliberty]

That's brilliant!

And they'd keep your ears super warm, too!

[redearphones]

That's a good point! Super extra warm winter apparel with tasty food inside!

[ladyliberty]

They should pay us to come up with this stuff!

[redearphones]

Siiigh, don't I know it? Alas, genius is never properly recognised.

[sonofamelonlord]

Noodles aren't supposed to be strong enough to be knitted into anything.

[redearphones]

Of course they're not! That's what makes it ･ﾟ✧magical･✧･ﾟ

[sonofamelonlord]

It still doesn't make sense to use magic for that.

[redearphones]

I know it doesn't make sense, I just thought it was neat.

[sonofamelonlord]

That's kind of weird.

[redearphones]

Meh, I don't care.

So how've you been?

[ohmygodshoes]

Wow.

All my gramma ever does is drink.

[redearphones]

Can she at least put away a lot?

[ohmygodshoes]

Hahaha can she put away a lot?

That's funny.

She can put away a fuckload.

[redearphones]

I'm guessing that's her secret grandma talent, then.