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Franken Stein ([personal profile] aboutwhynot) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-04-04 12:25 pm

first stitch෴

Goood morning students~ I would just like to take this opportunity to say hello, I’m Professor Stein and I’m going to be your new Divination teacher when you all return from break. I realize it’s an elective, and a useless-sounding one at that, but it’s going to be a very interesting class, I’m sure, and I’d love to have a feeew more students sign up for it. [Because hey, the more students you have signed up for your useless class, the more you get paid]

I don’t want to threaten anyone, but other classes at that time slot are going to be much more difficult. This will be an excellent chance for everyone to relax, drink some tea, and make predictions about your friends’ no doubt very painful deaths.

Think about it~
redearphones: (83c...)

[personal profile] redearphones 2012-04-05 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
I probably wouldn't be friends with them anymore if I started predicting their deaths, Professor.
redearphones: (*judging so very hard*)

[personal profile] redearphones 2012-04-07 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a great suggestion, but I like the friends I have so I think I'll keep them. I do like tea, though, and reading tea leaves! So I'll be there.
redearphones: (Smiling--dancing--everything is free!)

[personal profile] redearphones 2012-04-08 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess then we'll have to keep a tally of how many deaths are predicted per party!
redearphones: (I need somebody with a human touch~)

[personal profile] redearphones 2012-04-08 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
A special assignment already? Blimey, Professor, you're spoiling me!
redearphones: (A contract? Sounds legit!)

[personal profile] redearphones 2012-04-09 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Do I get extra credit if I predict them before they happen?
redearphones: (Nah--he sucks!)

[personal profile] redearphones 2012-04-12 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
That's a yes. Challenge accepted, Professor.
animalmagnetism: (Joie de vivre.)

[personal profile] animalmagnetism 2012-04-06 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
{>Hello there fellow professor!<}

[Yeah, those sure are some pixie wings sketched around his words.]
animalmagnetism: (Compassionate smile.)

[personal profile] animalmagnetism 2012-04-06 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
{>Excellent idea!<}
{>I should do that sometime.<}
animalmagnetism: (Joie de vivre.)

[personal profile] animalmagnetism 2012-04-06 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
{>How could you have me so well pegged so soon?<}
{>You are obviously the best divination teacher!<}
animalmagnetism: (Joie de vivre.)

[personal profile] animalmagnetism 2012-04-08 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
{>Haha! Oops!<}
{>I'll keep that fact quiet from now on.<}
{>Good luck job hunting!<}
animalmagnetism: (Compassionate smile.)

[personal profile] animalmagnetism 2012-04-09 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
{>I can think of worse positions than Divination.<}
{>But you're welcome.<}
animalmagnetism: (You're a cute kid.)

[personal profile] animalmagnetism 2012-04-10 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
{>History by far!<}
{>Though Transfiguration would be an exercise in constant frustration probably.<}
{>It's one of the trickier subjects for kids to master.<}
animalmagnetism: (Joie de vivre.)

[personal profile] animalmagnetism 2012-04-13 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
{>I wasn't so great at it either.<}
{>I remember frustrating my teacher with my lack of skill and I wasn't the only one!<}
{>So I imagine teaching Transfiguration would be frustrating.<}
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[personal profile] ohmygodshoes 2012-04-12 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh damn, you can predict when people die?

I didn't know that. How did I not know that? Sign me up.
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[personal profile] ohmygodshoes 2012-04-14 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
... Wait a sec, are you telling me that if you could turn me down, that you'd do it?
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[personal profile] ohmygodshoes 2012-04-14 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You know what?

Even though you're obviously being a sarcastic asshole (no offense), I'm not even gonna get upset about it! Because I wanna learn how to predict death and you're the only one around here who knows how.