Franken Stein (
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sortinghat_rp2012-04-04 12:25 pm
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Goood morning students~ I would just like to take this opportunity to say hello, I’m Professor Stein and I’m going to be your new Divination teacher when you all return from break. I realize it’s an elective, and a useless-sounding one at that, but it’s going to be a very interesting class, I’m sure, and I’d love to have a feeew more students sign up for it. [Because hey, the more students you have signed up for your useless class, the more you get paid]
I don’t want to threaten anyone, but other classes at that time slot are going to be much more difficult. This will be an excellent chance for everyone to relax, drink some tea, and make predictions about your friends’ no doubt very painful deaths.
Think about it~
I don’t want to threaten anyone, but other classes at that time slot are going to be much more difficult. This will be an excellent chance for everyone to relax, drink some tea, and make predictions about your friends’ no doubt very painful deaths.
Think about it~
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[Yeah, those sure are some pixie wings sketched around his words.]
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You might want to be careful just in case that sentence decides to fly away on you. Never know what kind of havoc that might wreck on the whole school.
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{>I should do that sometime.<}
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Now let's see if I can guess what your position is... The wings, the joy at the thought of words flying around... Why of course! You teach Potions, don't you?
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{>You are obviously the best divination teacher!<}
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{>I'll keep that fact quiet from now on.<}
{>Good luck job hunting!<}
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{>But you're welcome.<}
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{>Though Transfiguration would be an exercise in constant frustration probably.<}
{>It's one of the trickier subjects for kids to master.<}
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You're definitely onto something with History, though. That sounds like torture immeasurable.
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{>I remember frustrating my teacher with my lack of skill and I wasn't the only one!<}
{>So I imagine teaching Transfiguration would be frustrating.<}
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I didn't know that. How did I not know that? Sign me up.
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Oh that last one probably should have been an exclamation point. "I am excited!" Yes, that looks more believable.
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Even though you're obviously being a sarcastic asshole (no offense), I'm not even gonna get upset about it! Because I wanna learn how to predict death and you're the only one around here who knows how.
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But if you want to learn Divination, I guess I'm your man. To be serious for a second, welcome to the class.