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[aboutwhynot]

Goood morning students~ I would just like to take this opportunity to say hello, I’m Professor Stein and I’m going to be your new Divination teacher when you all return from break. I realize it’s an elective, and a useless-sounding one at that, but it’s going to be a very interesting class, I’m sure, and I’d love to have a feeew more students sign up for it. [Because hey, the more students you have signed up for your useless class, the more you get paid]

I don’t want to threaten anyone, but other classes at that time slot are going to be much more difficult. This will be an excellent chance for everyone to relax, drink some tea, and make predictions about your friends’ no doubt very painful deaths.

Think about it~

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[aboutwhynot]

Then clearly you need friends with a bit more self-assurance and backbone.

[redearphones]

That's a great suggestion, but I like the friends I have so I think I'll keep them. I do like tea, though, and reading tea leaves! So I'll be there.

[aboutwhynot]

Oh good! Now I have a student to teach. Invite your friends, we'll have tea parties every class.

[redearphones]

I guess then we'll have to keep a tally of how many deaths are predicted per party!

[aboutwhynot]

What do you mean "we"? That's clearly your homework assignment, young lady.

[redearphones]

A special assignment already? Blimey, Professor, you're spoiling me!

[aboutwhynot]

And I'm sure there will be plenty more very special assignments for you in the future~

[redearphones]

Do I get extra credit if I predict them before they happen?

[aboutwhynot]

I doubt you'll be able to; I'm a very unpredictable sort of man, after all.

[redearphones]

That's a yes. Challenge accepted, Professor.

[aboutwhynot]

Good luck. You're going to need it~