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I don't know about the rest of the inhabitants of this castle, but I didn't enjoy that trip down memory lane. For those who we lucky enough to stay normal and assisted those is need around, it was appreciated. Mr. Odinson, I'll be giving Gryffindor ten points by the way.

If anyone calls me Lutessa, expect detention, and if you're a staff member you are free to take a long walk of a short pier.

plushaeusrumpified

Yo, it's been entirely too long since you all got a real homework assignment. Not something like those little study assignments I've been giving you. It's about time for another one of the real deals.

Since you're all on the same level, this goes to everyone. You've been studying basic phrases in Mermish, right? So it's time to put those to use. I want everyone to start inco

[But then the message stops for a few long moments. Ink drips onto the page as if he's dropped his quill. It's a while before anything more than inksplatters appears.]

Alright, that was weird! I just had like, a massive head rush or something. I don't remember coming into this room! And I don't even know whose journal this is, but I guess I got a teacher's journal by accident? I don't even know. But whatever. I hope they don't mind me using it, because I can't find my own.

This guy writes a lot of weird things.

Oh, I probably shouldn't be reading this, should I? Sorry! Please don't give me detention. I'm just kinda confused, I wasn't thinking. I'll pretend I didn't read anything.

So anyway, I've been here a few months now and weird things are still happening. Like me waking up in this room randomly, for example. Is that normal? Should I see a doctor? I know this place is magical, but still it's really freaking weird.

I should probably get out of here now that I think about it. I don't wanna be caught in some teacher's office without permission...

Also does anyone have any ink I can borrow? Because this black is really boring.

[So yeah, Bro is back to being a first year in the middle of writing a homework assignment and is kinda confused. On an OOC note, responses will come from

brohoof]

itsintheblood

I seem to have received some misdirected mail. If there's a student or staff member who has their birthday on the 12th, I have your card. I know there are a few of you talking about birthday this month, but mine has already passed. There's no return address either.

Ravenclaw, good luck this weekend in your match against Hufflepuff. I expect you all to still attend classes on Monday regardless of the results.

Was there a memo saying that the buddy system was being enforced?

[[ooc; Her birthday is really on the 12th, but when she was adopted, it was changed so it's from someone before that happened that she doesn't remember.]]

doctorkishitani

Speaking hypothetically: If the student body does end up losing their library privileges, would that give us leave to explore alternative research methods?

itsintheblood

Alright, it's time to get down to work before the holidays kick in. I need updates from my the Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw students about their project I assigned at the beginning of the year. Come Spring, we'll be brewing antidotes and testing them on the animals themselves. Before you start a petition, I'll have a properly brewed antidote to administer if any of you fail to do the assignment correctly.

On another holiday note, Thanksgiving in America is coming up. I'm not big on family gatherings but I enjoy turkey. I know a few staff members and the odd student come from overseas, so is anyone interested in doing something?

[ooc: Just say if your goat is alive, and happy on the homework post here]

plushaeusrumpified

~~Leave me here to die~~

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

speterman

I have some pretty strange dreams, you can imagine, I'm sure. I've had a couple odd ones lately, and I know there's multiple studies both science and magic related behind dreams and what they mean. Well, I guess one of them was more of a nightmare; I woke up terrified, I don't know why, really -- but, this massive american purple tyrannosaurus rex was trying to talk me into going near the window so he could eat me! All American accented and everything it was weird! I woke up after a while of him trying his best strangely terrified.

And THEN, right? I was sleeping the other night, as you do, casual like, right? And THE SAME CHEEKY T-REX was subbing for Professor Donoghue! This time he was a lot smaller though, and he had a cowboy hat on... He kept getting mad at me because I kept telling people to stay away from him.

I don't see how those could be related to any form of science or magic other than me eating too much candy before bed.

wwistful

As some of you may know, Sybille's thirty sixth birthday will be coming this week on the eighth. If you're a friend or acquaintance of hers, I invite you to join us for dinner in Hogsmeade if you are able.
If possible, dress nice and bring a gift. I'll pay for dinner but drinks are your own problem.

We will be meeting at 8pm at the restaurant called Le Nuit a few places away from the station. Don't be late, it's tacky.

givesyouaboner

I doubt anyone else would be aware of this except for Dave, but next Saturday, the tenth, is Uncle Dirk's birthday. Or Professor Strider, rather.
I don't know if he has any intention of celebrating his birthday at all, but I doubt it. I'd like to organise a surprise gathering for his birthday. I guess the size of said gathering and the venue used would depend upon the number of people interested in attending.
Tentatively, one of the classrooms would work well, perhaps in the afternoon, to decrease the likelihood of breaking curfew.

If anyone's interested, let me know. Please don't tell him or even vaguely hint at anything.

itsintheblood

Halloween is coming up and it's a shame to hear that the school won't be doing its usual banquet I've heard so much about. Back at Salems Witches Institute Halloween was the holiday. The senior students had a project every year, of making a haunted house for muggle tourists to go through. I suppose commemorating a war being over is more important. It's not every day that some kid survives The Killing Curse. If that can't kill you, you have to wonder what else you'd be able to survive...

On a lighter note, I'm sticking to Quodpot. I make a terrible keeper compared to Professor Kennedy who also managed to keep his hair in check the whole time.

itsintheblood

If anyone was placing bets on who would end up killing their goat, Mr Holmes is the winner.

I know you're all trying to figure out what happened the last few days, but tomorrow we'll be doing our first bezoar extraction. I don't care if your goat is still talking or you're dealing with extra body parts.

So, who else signed up for this teachers Quidditch match? I'm more familiar with Quodpot honestly.

notapigeon

Goats are cool. They make good cheese. But you know what's ten times better than a goat? A capybara. Why can't we have those running around?

hairflyingheartpounding

I'm really pretty excited about the goats, but I have to wonder why we Hufflepuffs are each being assigned one, too. I know Professor Mercer is head of Ravenclaw, so that makes sense, but us? It's not a bad thing at all, I'm just curious about it.

greenmoonrising

WHO DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TURN HULK GREEN? More importantly, what did you use to make him green because it's not washing off or coming off with any spells!

arrogantalloy

196 Points for Ravenclaw

Just incase, you know. Anyone was wondering. Thought I'd just leave this here.

Because really, it's something to reflect on.

itsintheblood

This year has certainly started off with a kick. The Ravenclaw tower was damaged and students seemed to think summer was still going on. I hope it's all out of your system by now.

Ravenclaw, congratulations on leading in the House cup already. I expect you to keep it up.

For Potions students fifth year and up in all Houses, I'll be opening up my room for extra use on weekends. This is to help you prepare for OWL's and NEWT's, not for goofing around and trying to make your butter beer a different color.

For students in Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw, you'll be taking part in a year long project. Each student gets a goat and has to take care of it. Why? Bezoars come from the stomach of a goat, so we'll be harvesting them all year long. Don't worry, you won't have to kill them. There is a way to do this so they regurgitate it. So don't wear any new uniforms, wear an older one that you won't mind getting stomach acid on. Goats don't come in the school, they stay outside. If you get it killed, you owe me a goat and the money for the one you killed.

Quidditch tryouts are this weekend. Go see Tony Stark if you'd like to tryout for the team. Just because we're a House of higher learning, doesn't mean we can't play sports.

itsintheblood

I got a letter from the Headmaster this week, I've been appointed Head of the Ravenclaw House. I wasn't sure I would be considered since I went to the Salem Institute, but he said it wasn't a problem. I don't expect you all to be the bookworm types, I've talked to a few of you enough to know better, just behave, got it?

dou8letrou8le

A scar does not form on the dying.
A scar means, I survived.

How many here have a scar ~~on the inside or outside~~?

plushaeusrumpified

Alright everyone gather around, because Bro has an announcement to make for all of you bitches. But first you're probably thinking 'whoa suddenly grammar!'

Yes. That is definitely something that I'm doing now. Because I have a new job.

But don't let your heart break yet, because I'm still here. I'm not actually leaving, so calm your breasts. Okay no, I'm sorry, even though I'm trying to be all fancy, I just can't say that. So calm your tits.

Anyway, yeah. I'm transferring to a new position; I'm your new Magical Languages professor. It's the best fucking new elective Hogwarts has ever had and I'm sure you all wanna join. I have bad news though, because it's only third year and up.

Unless you beg. If you beg, I'm sure I can pull a few strings with Dumblebro. He's a rad guy, considering he actually let me have this position. But yep, that's my announcement. You can go ahead and sign up, just write your name and year and owl it over. That way I can know how many of you to expect.

Also if you have any questions, I guess you can ask. It never hurts to give a few more deets if you're that interested.

Oh and Kishitani, that means I'm a real goddamn Professor now, so if I hear you question that anymore, I'm giving you detention for real.

itsintheblood

It's nice to be stateside again. I flew back last week and head to Kansas tomorrow. Going through Muggle customs and then going through Wizarding customs is a pain. No one ever knows how to handle packages that say handle with care. Corrosive potions are something you can wash out of a sweater.

I should be back in time for the World Cup, Lex will be coming back with me to see it so I shouldn't be delayed. I'll have enough time to come up with my lesson plans for the year.

I hope no one is afraid of goats.

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