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notapigeonI don't know why I'm so worried about having a date to the Yule Ball. I bet there are tons of girls just waiting for a chance. All I have to do is sit back and wait for the girls to come to me.
notapigeon
littlemissdisappearDoes anyone know if a regular repairing charm will work on an invisibility cloak? I got a rip in mine while avoiding everyone.
[[ooc; Strikes are heavily scratched out to the point of almost not seeing through them.]
[[ooc; Strikes are heavily scratched out to the point of almost not seeing through them.]
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Nov. 27th, 2012 07:03 pmmightyandtallDEAR STUDENTS AND FELLOW FACULTY,
I HAVE DISCOVERED THE GREATEST INVENTION OF MANKIND. IT'S ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I DID NOT DISCOVER IT SOONER.
IT LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
MY SOURCES TELL ME MUGGLES CALL IT A "SLINKY."
I HAVE DISCOVERED THE GREATEST INVENTION OF MANKIND. IT'S ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I DID NOT DISCOVER IT SOONER.
IT LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
MY SOURCES TELL ME MUGGLES CALL IT A "SLINKY."
notapigeonI have a super serious request!
If you can't think of one good reason why we shouldn't get a capybara in the school, sign my petition! Every signature I don't get could be denying us precious giant guinea pig time.
Signatures
Wilbur Robinson
Ib Amano
Dirk Strider
Coraline Jones
Jake English
Lyrl Dox
Shinra Kishitani
Filtered to Dave;
Giant awesome guinea pigs aside, I have something to show you.
If you can't think of one good reason why we shouldn't get a capybara in the school, sign my petition! Every signature I don't get could be denying us precious giant guinea pig time.
Signatures
Wilbur Robinson
Ib Amano
Dirk Strider
Coraline Jones
Jake English
Lyrl Dox
Shinra Kishitani
Filtered to Dave;
Giant awesome guinea pigs aside, I have something to show you.
notapigeonGoats are cool. They make good cheese. But you know what's ten times better than a goat? A capybara. Why can't we have those running around?
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Aug. 15th, 2012 08:15 pmits_cor_alineBefore school starts back up again is there anything any of you would like me to bring back as far as Muggle snacks and drinks-wise?
I usually sell them for just a little more than what I paid for them but if you'd like something specific you can send me the money now and I'll get it specifically for you for no additional charge!
Before anyone gets mad about me jacking up prices..this is usually how I earn my spending money during the school year since my parents still haven't grasped the fact that Muggle money is NOT the same as Wizard money and therefore they're..uh..shall we say, cheap? And trust me, it's a heck of a lot less than going through an actual importing place.
I usually sell them for just a little more than what I paid for them but if you'd like something specific you can send me the money now and I'll get it specifically for you for no additional charge!
Before anyone gets mad about me jacking up prices..this is usually how I earn my spending money during the school year since my parents still haven't grasped the fact that Muggle money is NOT the same as Wizard money and therefore they're..uh..shall we say, cheap? And trust me, it's a heck of a lot less than going through an actual importing place.
wwistfulNow that school is nearly back in session, I have a question for the Ravenclaw and Slytherin students taking my class. I'd noticed a couple of you were going above and beyond expectations, but I'd also noticed quite a few of you failing to meet the standards set for you. As such, I am offering an hour long extension class for ALL years twice a week in which we will cover old topics more thoroughly and begin to study new things ahead of the usual regime.
These classes will, of course, benefit your grades. So if you are unhappy with your marks or looking for extra lessons, I would consider signing up here.
If it is of any interest, these lessons will also include swimming lessons and you do not need to be in my class to attend those. You will not be doing a repeat of camp, so be sure to bring actual swimming clothes if you attend. You may sign up here, and yes, we will be joining the squid in the lake. Even if you are capable of swimming, I am able to assist you with your form and speed.
[Filtered to Bruce Banner.]
Mr.Banner. Given the amount of classes you've missed, these classes will be mandatory and they will include practicals.
These classes will, of course, benefit your grades. So if you are unhappy with your marks or looking for extra lessons, I would consider signing up here.
If it is of any interest, these lessons will also include swimming lessons and you do not need to be in my class to attend those. You will not be doing a repeat of camp, so be sure to bring actual swimming clothes if you attend. You may sign up here, and yes, we will be joining the squid in the lake. Even if you are capable of swimming, I am able to assist you with your form and speed.
[Filtered to Bruce Banner.]
Mr.Banner. Given the amount of classes you've missed, these classes will be mandatory and they will include practicals.
caresawholeawfullotSo, if anyone need some help with Professor Rhydderch's chemistry essay, my summer life is ninety-eight and three-quarters per-cent muggle. I can help out. He did suggest we work together on it.
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Aug. 14th, 2012 02:50 pmnomoralsUgh, I'm so glad that's over and done with. He freakin' deserved to be kicked in the balls after what he did too.
Sorry, guys, but I'm not going to be able to be on the Quidditch team this year. Things got...complicated over summer. Let's just say I won't be seeing any sunlight soon and leave it at that, 'kay?
Sorry, guys, but I'm not going to be able to be on the Quidditch team this year. Things got...complicated over summer. Let's just say I won't be seeing any sunlight soon and leave it at that, 'kay?
selfhatredWE DONE WITH TALKING ABOUT BONERS YET?
HEY, GRYFFINDOR FOURTH, GET YOUR NOSES OUT OF THE HORSE SHIT YOU WOKE UP IN.
WOW IT'S SO WEIRD SAYING FOURTH. I NEVER EXPECTED MOST OF YOU TO PASS SECOND, LET ALONE THIRD.
YOU ASSHOLES HAVE A NEW ROOMMATE.
BETTER GET USED TO FALLING ASLEEP TO CROAKS LIKE A BABY FALLS ASLEEP TO LAME LULLABIES.
BECAUSE BILIOUS SLICK CROAKS LIKE A FUCKING TRAIN GOING AT 200 MILES PER HOUR ALONG THE TRACKS AND TOOTING ITS BLOODY HORN AT 2AM IN THE MORNING.
AND THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY I'M LETTING HIM OUT OF HIS HABITAT.
SO GET FUCKING USED TO IT.
HEY, GRYFFINDOR FOURTH, GET YOUR NOSES OUT OF THE HORSE SHIT YOU WOKE UP IN.
WOW IT'S SO WEIRD SAYING FOURTH. I NEVER EXPECTED MOST OF YOU TO PASS SECOND, LET ALONE THIRD.
YOU ASSHOLES HAVE A NEW ROOMMATE.
BETTER GET USED TO FALLING ASLEEP TO CROAKS LIKE A BABY FALLS ASLEEP TO LAME LULLABIES.
BECAUSE BILIOUS SLICK CROAKS LIKE A FUCKING TRAIN GOING AT 200 MILES PER HOUR ALONG THE TRACKS AND TOOTING ITS BLOODY HORN AT 2AM IN THE MORNING.
AND THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY I'M LETTING HIM OUT OF HIS HABITAT.
SO GET FUCKING USED TO IT.
notapigeon[There's large blots of ink, indicating he shook his quill all over the page trying to get the ink to work.]
wwistfulCongratulations on surviving another year, students. I'm sure you'll appreciate your break. However, I would not want for you to become bored.
First, Second, Third and Fourth Years:
Review chapters three through to six of The Essential Defence Against the Dark Arts. Be sure to remember the essentials, you will be greeted with a quiz.
Fifth, Sixth and Seventh Years:
Review chapter nine of The Essential Defence Against the Dark Arts with great care. There will be a paper in regards to it.
On top of that, because you will be without the use of magic throughout the holidays, I would like for you to consider a question.
In a hypothetical dangerous situation, how would you defend yourself without the use of magic? I expect answers sent to this entry, those who fail to will be finding the answer the hard way.
[Private to Teachers]
If any of the more childish members of the staff have plans for the upcoming teacher prison camp, take my advice, just don't.
We're adults, honestly. If any of you have an nasty little plans you should consider a career change.
First, Second, Third and Fourth Years:
Review chapters three through to six of The Essential Defence Against the Dark Arts. Be sure to remember the essentials, you will be greeted with a quiz.
Fifth, Sixth and Seventh Years:
Review chapter nine of The Essential Defence Against the Dark Arts with great care. There will be a paper in regards to it.
On top of that, because you will be without the use of magic throughout the holidays, I would like for you to consider a question.
In a hypothetical dangerous situation, how would you defend yourself without the use of magic? I expect answers sent to this entry, those who fail to will be finding the answer the hard way.
[Private to Teachers]
If any of the more childish members of the staff have plans for the upcoming teacher prison camp, take my advice, just don't.
We're adults, honestly. If any of you have an nasty little plans you should consider a career change.
Five Sick Beats - filtered from staff
Jun. 14th, 2012 11:02 pmclockspinnerso who wants to come over to casa strider from the 25th to the 29th
or anytime therein
bigass slumber party
if you can read this youre invited
or anytime therein
bigass slumber party
if you can read this youre invited
clockspinnerim not going to be around at dinner tonight guys
prof banks is taking me home for the night
ill be back in the morning
wilb give little viscount a kiss goodnight for me
prof banks is taking me home for the night
ill be back in the morning
wilb give little viscount a kiss goodnight for me