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sortinghat_rp2012-08-10 07:22 am
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ELEVEN ♋
WE DONE WITH TALKING ABOUT BONERS YET?
HEY, GRYFFINDOR FOURTH, GET YOUR NOSES OUT OF THE HORSE SHIT YOU WOKE UP IN.
WOW IT'S SO WEIRD SAYING FOURTH. I NEVER EXPECTED MOST OF YOU TO PASS SECOND, LET ALONE THIRD.
YOU ASSHOLES HAVE A NEW ROOMMATE.
BETTER GET USED TO FALLING ASLEEP TO CROAKS LIKE A BABY FALLS ASLEEP TO LAME LULLABIES.
BECAUSE BILIOUS SLICK CROAKS LIKE A FUCKING TRAIN GOING AT 200 MILES PER HOUR ALONG THE TRACKS AND TOOTING ITS BLOODY HORN AT 2AM IN THE MORNING.
AND THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY I'M LETTING HIM OUT OF HIS HABITAT.
SO GET FUCKING USED TO IT.
HEY, GRYFFINDOR FOURTH, GET YOUR NOSES OUT OF THE HORSE SHIT YOU WOKE UP IN.
WOW IT'S SO WEIRD SAYING FOURTH. I NEVER EXPECTED MOST OF YOU TO PASS SECOND, LET ALONE THIRD.
YOU ASSHOLES HAVE A NEW ROOMMATE.
BETTER GET USED TO FALLING ASLEEP TO CROAKS LIKE A BABY FALLS ASLEEP TO LAME LULLABIES.
BECAUSE BILIOUS SLICK CROAKS LIKE A FUCKING TRAIN GOING AT 200 MILES PER HOUR ALONG THE TRACKS AND TOOTING ITS BLOODY HORN AT 2AM IN THE MORNING.
AND THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY I'M LETTING HIM OUT OF HIS HABITAT.
SO GET FUCKING USED TO IT.