Filtered to Wilbur, John, Jade, Bro, and Dirk

[clockspinner]

im not going to be around at dinner tonight guys
prof banks is taking me home for the night
ill be back in the morning

wilb give little viscount a kiss goodnight for me

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[notapigeon]

You're going all the way home?

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[clockspinner]

i
yeah
its a long story

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[notapigeon]

Everything with you is a long story.

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[clockspinner]

now youre getting it
im an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a delicious breading
or maybe thats corndogs

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[notapigeon]

I've never had a corndog.

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[clockspinner]

thats it
at some point you me and lt connery are going on corndogquest 2k12

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[notapigeon]

Where would we even find some?

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[clockspinner]

if i knew the answer to that it wouldnt be a quest would it

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[notapigeon]

You're the one going home. Maybe you should look.

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[clockspinner]

i could
i will have access to the strongest magic of all
the internet

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[notapigeon]

You're not allowed to come back unless you find some.

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[clockspinner]

do i have to actually bring em back with me
or just know how to acquire them
whats the banishment criteria

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[notapigeon]

It wouldn't be very fair if you had them but I didn't.

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[clockspinner]

well yeah but
ive only got a night
s not like im going home to have corndogs
its pizza night at casa strider

[givesyouaboner]

You're coming home?!
We're going to have pizza tonight!

[clockspinner]

fuck
yes
shit i cant fucking wait

[givesyouaboner]

When are you going to get here?
What do you wanna do?
I already beat some of your video games.

[clockspinner]

i dunno
i assume banks will fly me out past the barrier and then well apparate
i dunno whatever you wanna do
i just wanna chill with you guys

[givesyouaboner]

Let's just do everything.
We can stay up all night and watch movies.
And play video games.
And eat way too much pizza.
And if Uncle Dirk falls asleep first we can draw on his face.

[clockspinner]

well eat until we make ourselves sick how bout that
just three bros hanging out and goofing off all night long

[givesyouaboner]

Yes!
It'll be the best night ever!
And we can make a fort!
Hurry up and get here!

[clockspinner]

im coming right after classes hold your tiny little tits

[givesyouaboner]

That's taking too long.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

wait what?
why?

not that i mind.
just wondering what the hell banks is doing.

you ok?

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[clockspinner]

yeah im fine
i
totally a okay

dirk says were having pizza

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[plushaeusrumpified]

so uh if i said i didnt believe you.
would you be pissed as fuck?

cuz i kinda dont.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

but.
i can pretend to.

if you want me to.

and we can siddown and have some pizza.
talk and pretend nothings wrong.
have a belching contest.
drink too much damn applejuice until we end up nearly peeing everywhere.
maybe watch a couple movies.

yknow like a family i guess.

i mean. if you want.

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[clockspinner]

[His hand is shaking when he replies.]

i
yeah
thatd be awesome

ill tell you what happened if i feel like it but please just
dont
...make me

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[plushaeusrumpified]

something happened?
what dyou mean something happened?
idk what youre talking about.

what kind of pizza dyou want?
ill go rent a few shitty movies too.
just be prepared cuz if dirk comes i think he might just pick out all the pony movies.
anything in particular you wanna see.

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[clockspinner]

i want at least half pepperoni bacon and pineapple
fuck idk
shit dirks a little young for human centipede isnt he

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[plushaeusrumpified]

no.
no he is not.

im p sure he wants to be a mad scientist.
itd be educational.

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[clockspinner]

well then shit lets make it happen
better let him pick out a movie too tho
dont want him to not be able to sleep

if you crash first were drawing dicks on your face

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[plushaeusrumpified]

where doin it bro
where makin it hapen.

but yeah good idea.
maybe we should get seabiscuit.
isnt that about horses or something.
sounds like itd be his cuppa.

well shit if that wouldnt just be the best cock to ever grace these features.

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[clockspinner]

aw yeah
human centipede and seabiscuit
you get to pick one too
make it a good one

are you saying youve had other cocks grace your features bro

[fuckmackandme]

what?
why?
what happened?

[clockspinner]

picked a fight got detention
maybe had a minor mental breakdown

[fuckmackandme]

a breakdown???
why?
are you ok?

[clockspinner]

yeah im fine i just
need to go home and see dirk and bro
yknow
when im not in the hospital wing

[fuckmackandme]

[there're inkdrops here. because he's worried and wants to ask what happened, but he also doesn't want to have Dave feel worse again.

This is the time to keep his mouth shut.]

alright.
take care.

[clockspinner]

thanks man
i mean it

[there are a few ink drops.]

ill tell you what happened after i serve detention
an iou for complete 100% honesty
deal?

[fuckmackandme]

sure.
i'll be waiting.
have fun with bro and dirk.

[clockspinner]

will do
see you in the morning