Filtered to Wilbur, John, Jade, Bro, and Dirk

[clockspinner]

im not going to be around at dinner tonight guys
prof banks is taking me home for the night
ill be back in the morning

wilb give little viscount a kiss goodnight for me

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[clockspinner]

yeah im fine
i
totally a okay

dirk says were having pizza

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[plushaeusrumpified]

so uh if i said i didnt believe you.
would you be pissed as fuck?

cuz i kinda dont.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

but.
i can pretend to.

if you want me to.

and we can siddown and have some pizza.
talk and pretend nothings wrong.
have a belching contest.
drink too much damn applejuice until we end up nearly peeing everywhere.
maybe watch a couple movies.

yknow like a family i guess.

i mean. if you want.

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[clockspinner]

[His hand is shaking when he replies.]

i
yeah
thatd be awesome

ill tell you what happened if i feel like it but please just
dont
...make me

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[plushaeusrumpified]

something happened?
what dyou mean something happened?
idk what youre talking about.

what kind of pizza dyou want?
ill go rent a few shitty movies too.
just be prepared cuz if dirk comes i think he might just pick out all the pony movies.
anything in particular you wanna see.

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[clockspinner]

i want at least half pepperoni bacon and pineapple
fuck idk
shit dirks a little young for human centipede isnt he

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[plushaeusrumpified]

no.
no he is not.

im p sure he wants to be a mad scientist.
itd be educational.

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[clockspinner]

well then shit lets make it happen
better let him pick out a movie too tho
dont want him to not be able to sleep

if you crash first were drawing dicks on your face

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[plushaeusrumpified]

where doin it bro
where makin it hapen.

but yeah good idea.
maybe we should get seabiscuit.
isnt that about horses or something.
sounds like itd be his cuppa.

well shit if that wouldnt just be the best cock to ever grace these features.

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[clockspinner]

aw yeah
human centipede and seabiscuit
you get to pick one too
make it a good one

are you saying youve had other cocks grace your features bro