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sortinghat_rp2012-11-27 07:03 pm
mightyandtall) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-11-27 07:03 pm
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DEAR STUDENTS AND FELLOW FACULTY,
I HAVE DISCOVERED THE GREATEST INVENTION OF MANKIND. IT'S ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I DID NOT DISCOVER IT SOONER.
IT LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
MY SOURCES TELL ME MUGGLES CALL IT A "SLINKY."
I HAVE DISCOVERED THE GREATEST INVENTION OF MANKIND. IT'S ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I DID NOT DISCOVER IT SOONER.
IT LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
MY SOURCES TELL ME MUGGLES CALL IT A "SLINKY."