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DEAR STUDENTS AND FELLOW FACULTY,

I HAVE DISCOVERED THE GREATEST INVENTION OF MANKIND. IT'S ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I DID NOT DISCOVER IT SOONER.
IT LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

MY SOURCES TELL ME MUGGLES CALL IT A "SLINKY."

plushaeusrumpified

~~Leave me here to die~~

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

xanthous

So I'm a bit late in making this introduction.

Hi.

I'm Professor Captor, and I'll be teaching Flying. I know it's a bit late to just show up and start teaching, so I'll apologize for that. There were a few complications, but I'm here now.

I'm also offering one on one practice, if anyone wants to really improve their techniques, or are too nervous and shy to ask for help in class. So, just. Feel free to contact me if you need help.

Flying classes will resume on Monday, so I hope to see everyone in this coming week.

accioleggings

I'VE BEEN SEVERELY SLACKING IN ASSIGNING HOMEWORK AND FOR THAT I APOLOGIZE, NOT THAT MAY OF YOU HAVE REALLY MINDED. SO!

THIS ASSIGNMENT WILL SPAN ALL YEARS AND ALL HOUSES. I WANT YOU ALL TO TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR OWN FAMILY HISTORY AND TRACK DOWN THE FIRST TRACES OF MAGIC IN YOUR FAMILY. FROM THAT I WANT YOU TO MAKE A FAMILY TREE THAT STRETCHES DOWN FROM THEM TO YOU. I'M AWARE THAT THERE ARE AN AWFUL LOT OF SIBLINGS AND COUSINS AND OTHER RELATIONS HERE AT HOGWARTS SO DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK FOR HELP FROM ONE ANOTHER WHEN FILLING IN GAPS. THE SAME GOES FOR FAMILY NOT AT SCHOOL. WRITE HOME, ASK QUESTIONS, ASK FOR FAMILY HEIRLOOMS OR PAPERS YOU CAN STUDY.

FOR STUDENTS WITH A HEAVY MAGICAL LINEAGE, DON'T FORGET TO INCLUDE NON-MAGICAL RELATIVES AND THOSE WITHOUT A LONG HISTORY OF MAGIC IN THEIR FAMILY, DO A BIT OF SEARCHING. YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE YOU MIGHT FIND A GREAT-UNCLE TWICE REMOVED WHO HAD A HABIT OF TURNING TAX COLLECTORS INTO NEWTS.

ONCE ALL IS SAID AND DONE YOU'LL PRESENT YOUR FINDINGS IN FRONT OF THE CLASS. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK HERE OR IN PERSON. MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN.

[Added later:]

SINCE I'VE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF THESE QUESTIONS I FEEL LIKE IT'LL BE EASIER TO JUST LEAVE THE ANSWERS HERE.

1. PRESENTATION TO THE CLASS IS NOT MANDATORY IF YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH IT. I'M OT GOING TO FORCE ANYONE INTO PUBLIC SPEAKING AND IT WILL NOT EFFECT YOUR GRADE.

2. STUDENTS WHO WERE ADOPTED MAY DO THEIR TREES BASED ON THEIR ADOPTIVE FAMILIES. FAMILY DOESN'T END WITH BLOOD AFTER ALL.

3. MUGGLEBORN STUDENTS SHOULD DO THE ASSIGNMENT AS NORMAL, JUST KEEP A LOOK OUT IN YOUR RESEARCH FOR ANY POSSIBLE MAGICAL RELATIVES.

[Filtered to teachers and staff]

ANYONE UP FOR A TRIP TO THE THREE BROOMSTICKS TONIGHT? I COULD USE ~~A DRINK~~ SOME COMPANY.

[OOC: Homework post is here!!!]

helmetdoesnothing

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brokethecycle

Professor Vantas?

Um, could you come out to the lake? Nepeta really needs to see you.

If you don't see this I'm going to your office anyway. Sorry, I don't know how to make these entries private.

drivensnow

I'm sure you've all be wondering why I've had the ground outside of Greenhouse One plowed as I did. To answer that, I'm asking for volunteers to help finish the job. You're to be planting magical seeds within the garden. When they grow, the vines will snake over the the greenhouse, and then roses will sprout from within the vines. These plants are of my own creation, and once fully grown they're quite lovely. They are charmed to collect sunlight and filter it into the greenhouse as well, so they won't be blocking out the sun like you might expect.

I would like for a few students to volunteer for this task. Consider it penance for all of the trouble caused a few days ago.

Also, every student in my class are to meet this Monday in Greenhouse three. We will be planting and growing orchids for Professor Donoghue and Professor Matteris's wedding.

Love, when it's genuine, is a beautiful thing, wouldn't everyone agree?

plushaeusrumpified

No class this week. Sorry. Just reread the stuff we've been going over last week.

[Filtered to staff.]

He's gone again.

I have no idea what to even think or feel right now. Why did it even happen in the first place if he was just gonna leave again?

Doesn't seem very fair to me.

But now I've got a kid who just lost his dad for the second time. I don't even know anymore. Why's it seem like being in this castle's nothing but suffering? It almost makes me wanna quit. Homeschool them from now on or something. At least I can count on myself not to screw with shit like this.

I just have a hard time wishing it didn't happen though. It was good while it lasted, I just

I dunno. Whatever.

notthebee2

okay, iim only goiing two a2k thii2 once.
diid 2ome a22hole 2uddenly iinvent a cure for lii2p2 or ii2 thii2 ju2t one more weiird thiing happeniing??

[ Change to voice. ]

Lisp.

Sassafras.

Possibilities.

Salt.

Oh my fucking god.

wavesofjade

I Would Like Someone To Confirm To Me That I Am Not Dreaming.
And If That Is Indeed The Case I Would Dearly Like To Know What Is Currently Happening To The School.

[Filtered to Staff]

Something Is Very Wrong.
My

My Son Is In The Hospital Wing.

c9rp9realn9rmative

I'm not entirely certain what kind of illusion this is, but it is a very convincing one. A...very. Convincing one. I have no idea how it was accomplished, but whoever did it should be commended for their creativity, as well as for their talent.

[Filtered to Sal]
Sal, something's happened.
[/Filtered]

( courier and bright red under cut )

seeringlight

Would it be possible if I could get allowance from any professor to host a tea party of some sort? I can easily supply the tea and snacks for everyone, but I just do not have the equipment and space to do so. I would be extremely grateful, honestly. It seems that stress and tension is already getting the better of us.
I'll be honest that I would also just like to be able to have a stress free environment for a few hours to converse with my fellows. If any professor could give me permission, thank you.

If I can get this approved, everyone is cordially invited. I will have basic house rules as I will be fairly unimpressed if any fighting is to occur.

I hope you all don't mind tea bags though. They're easier to have in mass and my tea leaves were not so very positive, so I think I rather swear off tea leaves for a little bit. Sometimes this branch of magic causes so much more grief than need be.

[Filtered to Eridan]

I would like to join you in hoping this month ends quickly now.
You were right.

accioleggings

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!
IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT TODAY IS MISS NEPETA VANTAS-LEIJON'S 14TH BIRTHDAY AND IT WOULD BE LOVELY IF SHE GOT A FEW 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY'S FROM HER FRIENDS.
NOT EVERY DAY A GIRL TURNS 14 AFTER ALL!

IN LESS IMPORTANT NEWS, I RECEIVED AN OWL FROM THE HEADMASTER A FEW DAYS AGO.
PROFESSOR LEIJON-VANTAS AND I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE HEADS OF HUFFLEPUFF AND GRYFFINDOR RESPECTIVELY.
THE SCHOOL YEAR HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET AD IT'S ALREADY SHAPING UP TO BE AN INTERESTING ONE.

quasistellar

[You may want to cover your ears for this one, folks. Professor Constance Peixes is angry. She is very angry. She hasn't sent a Howler, but this might as well be one going out to the entire faculty and student body.]

I am absolutely appalled at the degree of inappropriate subject matter that our students are currently discussing in their journals. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, and particularly so for discussing it with incoming first-years. Mr. Makara and Mr. Kishitani, you both have a month's detention, beginning on the first day of fall term. Mr. Makara, for writing the entry in question, and Mr. Kishitani, for encouraging the discussion, particularly among the younger students.

What in Merlin's name were you thinking? This isn't a 'friendly discussion about biology', this was getting students to discuss matters of a highly personal and private nature! And at the ages of eleven, twelve, and thirteen!

AND MY DAUGHTER AMONG THOSE STUDENTS!

You continued arguing about it being perfectly all right to discuss touching oneself after some of the younger girls said they weren't comfortable with it! They were right to think that their mothers wouldn't want to see them in the middle of a discussion like that, because they don't!

To the rest of you: I highly recommend you think before you write a journal entry discussing a topic of a sexual nature, and frankly, I discourage you from doing so.

Current Mood: angry

wwistful

As much as it pains me to bother the majority of you during summer holidays [read: I wanted to avoid everyone.] I could use some suggestions.
I'm at a bit of a loss as to how I'm meant to entertain a fourteen year old for such a long time. Neither of the ones in my custody seem particularly interested in...anything.

But they still complain. To me. As if they want me to do something.

And I want them to stop.

givesyouaboner

Oh my god I have never been so bored in my life.
There is nothing to do and I've read all my books again. I can't even go to the library right now.
I'd hit up the Gutenberg Project but I did that last night and reading Kafka didn't end well.

_{[What does it say about a kid who has no problem watching the Human Centipede but the Metamorphosis gives him nightmares?]}

I'm five seconds away from reading Excel Saga-Inuyasha crossover fanfiction, which means I'm about to be ass deep in stupid shit.
It's going to happen and no one will ever hear from me again. Dirk Strider will cease to exist and amalgamate with aforementioned stupid shit because I don't have Life Alert so I can't call anyone to help me when I've fallen and can't get up.

Also, Roxy seems to be sleeping more. This is solidifying my concerns that she is in fact bleeding to death.
_{[This actually may or may not be the case. What it boils down to is he is sleeping even less, so his perception on this is skewed.]}

allisnotlost

no i havvent been neglectin my journal
ivve been awware of happenins goin on from wwhat i can tell and i havve been takin note of wwhat wwill be due at the start of the year
i just havvent been puttin it to myself to actually wwant to wwrite somethin
plus i havve been busyin myself wwith the assignments to get them out of the wway unlike some people wwho wwill remain unnamed for obvvious reasons
you knoww wwho you are

glaringprotego

As much as I enjoyed getting to know my fellow professors better
It's wonderful to be home

Now summer homework! I furgot to assign any so I'll be giving everyone a quick assignment I expect on the first day of class.
Find one magical creature that lives near you and describe them in as much detail as you can. I will not be counting off for short descriptions of fast moving or elusive creatures but I do know the different children. I can see how much effort you put into your essays.

And no Nepeta, you may not use kneazels. <3

[FILTERED TO TEACHERS]

For any that are interested, I've been thinking of having a little get together. Nothing fancy, just a few drinks. I'm planning it for most the day on the 11th, starting just after noon. You can of course attend at whatever time you please.

I would ask that any that got into fights with Artollo on the trip please not attend or if you trully wish to attend, bring your manners. Understood?

witchofheart

:33 < oopsie i think ive b33n neglecting this
:33 < h33h33 sorry you know how it is
:33 < summer comes along and you get swept up by all the things
:33 < you couldnt do at school!
:33 < how has everyone b33n enjoying their summer so far?
:33 < has anyone gone anywhere super exciting?

[Come everyone! Tell her of all your travels, she will eat them up]

:33 < not too much has happened on my end but
:33 < is b33n nice to be back home
:33 < try to force myself to get this summer homework done which is of course
:33 < purrobably why i finally remembered about the journals
:33 < purrcrastination at its finest

oh_earwax

I must congratulate the students and staff for the success of the weekends fundraiser. The school earned enough to keep the Library and Hospital Wing up to date for quite some time.

Students are to remember that exams are this week and to study hard. The next Minister of Magic could be born with an O on one of this weeks exams.

On Friday, Breakfast and Lunch will be served in your common rooms, so that the Great Hall can be set up for the dance. I know that everyone is excited for it, and hope that you all remember the train leaves the next morning. So don't stay up too late.

Lastly, I have an announcement for our staff. Hogwarts annual staff retreat has been booked and scheduled for June 25th to June 29th. The location is a surprise, so Portkeys will be set up at each of your homes, for quick transportation. It is of course, mandatory, for those who are new to Hogwarts staff, and very fun.

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