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[givesyouaboner]

Oh my god I have never been so bored in my life.
There is nothing to do and I've read all my books again. I can't even go to the library right now.
I'd hit up the Gutenberg Project but I did that last night and reading Kafka didn't end well.

_{[What does it say about a kid who has no problem watching the Human Centipede but the Metamorphosis gives him nightmares?]}

I'm five seconds away from reading Excel Saga-Inuyasha crossover fanfiction, which means I'm about to be ass deep in stupid shit.
It's going to happen and no one will ever hear from me again. Dirk Strider will cease to exist and amalgamate with aforementioned stupid shit because I don't have Life Alert so I can't call anyone to help me when I've fallen and can't get up.







Also, Roxy seems to be sleeping more. This is solidifying my concerns that she is in fact bleeding to death.
_{[This actually may or may not be the case. What it boils down to is he is sleeping even less, so his perception on this is skewed.]}

Comments

[patrioticspells]

I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I don't think you're in any immediate harm.

[givesyouaboner]

No bro, you don't get it. This is the end for me.
Don't mourn me; cherish your memories of me so I'll be forevermore.

[patrioticspells]

You're being over dramatic. I'm sure things aren't that bad over there, and I don't think you're bored enough to not take care of yourself.

[givesyouaboner]

You don't understand. I just want to be home and not here.
At least at home there's an Xbox and it's...you know, home, and not filled with people I don't know.

[patrioticspells]

Where are you? I'm sure you could leave for home.

I would say you could visit me, but I don't think the home would like that.

[thesmallesttrickster]

I do not know what the fanfiction is but it sounds horrid.

[givesyouaboner]

It's absolutely dreadful. Clearly I am some sort of masochist for subjecting myself to this.

[thesmallesttrickster]

Is there really nothing else for you to do?

[givesyouaboner]

I could quite as easily stare at the wall until this is over.

[thesmallesttrickster]

You have the internet, do you not?

[allisnotlost]

fanfiction

[givesyouaboner]

Oh yeah.

[allisnotlost]

wwhy

[givesyouaboner]

Pretty much for shits and giggles.
There isn't much else to do.

[allisnotlost]

wwell you could try to find somethin you havvent done yet
im sure that since youre resortin to shitty fanfiction youre desperate as hell to do somethin you wwouldnt mind tryin neww shit out
just sayin

[accioleggings]

IF YOU'RE REALLY THAT BORED, DIRK, YOU CAN GO THROUGH THE BOOKS I HAVE IN THE STUDY.

[givesyouaboner]

Where is that?

_{[This sounds like a plan.]}

[accioleggings]

UPSTAIRS, FIRST DOOR ON THE LEFT. I'M IN THERE NOW.
AVOID THE SECOND DOOR ON THE LEFT THOUGH, THAT'S ART'S ROOM.
WHATEVER GOES IN TENDS NOT TO COME OUT.

[givesyouaboner]

That certainly doesn't sound ominous at all.

<sub>[He doesn't write anything else, and even still this is probably the most he's said to Sal since arriving. Awkward? Yes. Annoyed about having to be babysat? Definitely. It probably wouldn't have been as bad if he hadn't been dumped at someone's house that he hadn't even met before.

It takes a couple minutes, but he finally navigates his way through the house and finds the door to the study. Yes, he counts to make sure it is the right door, too. After tapping, he turns the knob and slowly pushes the door open.]</sub>

[bev_rage]

omg dirk if u keep teling ppl i'm dying i'm gunna hide ur journel journal n youll nvr find it

[givesyouaboner]

Then I'll just take yours in its stead.




Are you feeling better?

[bev_rage]

then ill just hide mine HAH




yea, kinda
craps cramps aren't as bad

[givesyouaboner]

With you'll luck, you'd forget about it and we'd both be without journals.


I hope it stops soon.

[dou8letrou8le]

8leeding to death?
What happened?

[givesyouaboner]

She her lady parts
It's that one thing but it's happening for days.

_{[That was the best not-answer ever.]}