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[givesyouaboner]

Oh my god I have never been so bored in my life.
There is nothing to do and I've read all my books again. I can't even go to the library right now.
I'd hit up the Gutenberg Project but I did that last night and reading Kafka didn't end well.

_{[What does it say about a kid who has no problem watching the Human Centipede but the Metamorphosis gives him nightmares?]}

I'm five seconds away from reading Excel Saga-Inuyasha crossover fanfiction, which means I'm about to be ass deep in stupid shit.
It's going to happen and no one will ever hear from me again. Dirk Strider will cease to exist and amalgamate with aforementioned stupid shit because I don't have Life Alert so I can't call anyone to help me when I've fallen and can't get up.







Also, Roxy seems to be sleeping more. This is solidifying my concerns that she is in fact bleeding to death.
_{[This actually may or may not be the case. What it boils down to is he is sleeping even less, so his perception on this is skewed.]}

Comments

[patrioticspells]

I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I don't think you're in any immediate harm.

[givesyouaboner]

No bro, you don't get it. This is the end for me.
Don't mourn me; cherish your memories of me so I'll be forevermore.

[thesmallesttrickster]

I do not know what the fanfiction is but it sounds horrid.

[patrioticspells]

You're being over dramatic. I'm sure things aren't that bad over there, and I don't think you're bored enough to not take care of yourself.

[givesyouaboner]

You don't understand. I just want to be home and not here.
At least at home there's an Xbox and it's...you know, home, and not filled with people I don't know.

[givesyouaboner]

It's absolutely dreadful. Clearly I am some sort of masochist for subjecting myself to this.

[thesmallesttrickster]

Is there really nothing else for you to do?

[givesyouaboner]

I could quite as easily stare at the wall until this is over.

[thesmallesttrickster]

You have the internet, do you not?

[patrioticspells]

Where are you? I'm sure you could leave for home.

I would say you could visit me, but I don't think the home would like that.

[givesyouaboner]

Yeah, but I'm having to use my handy as a wireless hotspot and it's extremely slow.
I still don't understand why I couldn't have stayed home. It's not like it'd be the first time I'd be taking care of myself.

[givesyouaboner]

Somewhere in Abingdon; Soho's nearly 100km away.
It wouldn't be that bad if I actually knew these people. Apparently they're professors at the school and they're nice.
But I don't want to be here.

What do you mean?

[patrioticspells]

Why are you visiting professors if you don't want to be there?

Guests can make the place even more crowded.

[givesyouaboner]

Apparently I need to be babysat.

Do you have a big family?

[patrioticspells]

Being babysat isn't all that bad.

Ah, no. I live in an orphanage.

[givesyouaboner]

I used to take care of myself all the time. I don't see why this time has to be different.

Oh. Your parents are dead too?

[thesmallesttrickster]

Perhaps they are merely worried about you?

[givesyouaboner]

If they are, that's pretty dumb. It seems more like they wanted to annoy me.

[allisnotlost]

fanfiction

[givesyouaboner]

Oh yeah.

[allisnotlost]

wwhy

[givesyouaboner]

Pretty much for shits and giggles.
There isn't much else to do.

[accioleggings]

IF YOU'RE REALLY THAT BORED, DIRK, YOU CAN GO THROUGH THE BOOKS I HAVE IN THE STUDY.

[givesyouaboner]

Where is that?

_{[This sounds like a plan.]}

[accioleggings]

UPSTAIRS, FIRST DOOR ON THE LEFT. I'M IN THERE NOW.
AVOID THE SECOND DOOR ON THE LEFT THOUGH, THAT'S ART'S ROOM.
WHATEVER GOES IN TENDS NOT TO COME OUT.