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[givesyouaboner]

Oh my god I have never been so bored in my life.
There is nothing to do and I've read all my books again. I can't even go to the library right now.
I'd hit up the Gutenberg Project but I did that last night and reading Kafka didn't end well.

_{[What does it say about a kid who has no problem watching the Human Centipede but the Metamorphosis gives him nightmares?]}

I'm five seconds away from reading Excel Saga-Inuyasha crossover fanfiction, which means I'm about to be ass deep in stupid shit.
It's going to happen and no one will ever hear from me again. Dirk Strider will cease to exist and amalgamate with aforementioned stupid shit because I don't have Life Alert so I can't call anyone to help me when I've fallen and can't get up.







Also, Roxy seems to be sleeping more. This is solidifying my concerns that she is in fact bleeding to death.
_{[This actually may or may not be the case. What it boils down to is he is sleeping even less, so his perception on this is skewed.]}

Comments

[allisnotlost]

it is such a horrible fact of life that youll be bored sometimes
believve me i knoww
especially for some days more than others
but you should deal wwith it because its not like its the end of the wworld
and theres also that i guess

[givesyouaboner]

_{[Forgive him, Eridan, he's not only a brat, but he's eleven.]}

It really is, though. Why did Roxy and I have to be dumped here.
We would've been fine and we would've been plenty occupied. We were just there for a week without an adult.
Granted, Dave was there too along with half the school, but that's beside the point.
Is there even a point in mature or intelligent for your age if you're only going to be treated like a little kid anyway?

There's like fifty cats here. How is that even a thing.

[allisnotlost]

[Ahh to be eleven, Eridan remembers it fondly. Especially since he still acts like it sometimes :I]

i wwas actually bein sarcastic
hard to tell through wwritin im sure but i wwas
anywways really deal wwith it because youre wwhinnin ovver somethin that isnt that trivvial at all

and yes there really is a reason to do so
because evven if some indivviduals think to treat you like a child there are other adults wwho wwill actually at least throww you a bone or twwo
at least thats wwhats wworked for me so far


believve me if you think that many cats is a wweird thing youll enjoy seein howw much more fauna wwe bring in durin the year

[givesyouaboner]

It really is difficult to read tones on here, especially when you don't actually know the person you're speaking to.
I don't care if it's trivial or not.
I don't like being here with nothing interesting to do and I don't like that it's with people I don't even know.
And I know I'm being very redundant at this point; this is simply frustrating.

I'll take your word on it. My experience with adults is limited in a way, I suppose.
But it's whatever at the moment.
I can't do anything about it unless I can find a coach to take me back to London.
It might be worth getting "grounded" over.

Like what? Squirrels?

[allisnotlost]

yeah thats usually a barrier to it
in fact im readin evverythin you wwrite in a really unpleasant and most likely unfittin vvoice until i knoww wwho you really are
wwait okay heres an idea
wwhy not oh i dont knoww
try to get to knoww them or somethin
wwoww its a shockin revvelation i knoww

oh
oh yeah you knoww
millions a squirrels just come crowwdin in like they owwn the place

[Eridan you are being such a sarcastic hypocrite right now.]

[givesyouaboner]

That's fine.
The way I'm reading yours is in an octave far much higher than normal people ever use and the most dreadful accent that's hardly understandable at all.
The most I can understand is blah blah blah.
That's beside the point.
The fact that they're professors cancels that out. Do you want professors all up in your grill when you're not related to them?

Okay.
Whatever.
I was just asking because there isn't a large variety of animals in London.
It's mostly rodents and pigeons.