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[givesyouaboner]

Oh my god I have never been so bored in my life.
There is nothing to do and I've read all my books again. I can't even go to the library right now.
I'd hit up the Gutenberg Project but I did that last night and reading Kafka didn't end well.

_{[What does it say about a kid who has no problem watching the Human Centipede but the Metamorphosis gives him nightmares?]}

I'm five seconds away from reading Excel Saga-Inuyasha crossover fanfiction, which means I'm about to be ass deep in stupid shit.
It's going to happen and no one will ever hear from me again. Dirk Strider will cease to exist and amalgamate with aforementioned stupid shit because I don't have Life Alert so I can't call anyone to help me when I've fallen and can't get up.







Also, Roxy seems to be sleeping more. This is solidifying my concerns that she is in fact bleeding to death.
_{[This actually may or may not be the case. What it boils down to is he is sleeping even less, so his perception on this is skewed.]}

Comments

[allisnotlost]

yeah thats usually a barrier to it
in fact im readin evverythin you wwrite in a really unpleasant and most likely unfittin vvoice until i knoww wwho you really are
wwait okay heres an idea
wwhy not oh i dont knoww
try to get to knoww them or somethin
wwoww its a shockin revvelation i knoww

oh
oh yeah you knoww
millions a squirrels just come crowwdin in like they owwn the place

[Eridan you are being such a sarcastic hypocrite right now.]

[givesyouaboner]

That's fine.
The way I'm reading yours is in an octave far much higher than normal people ever use and the most dreadful accent that's hardly understandable at all.
The most I can understand is blah blah blah.
That's beside the point.
The fact that they're professors cancels that out. Do you want professors all up in your grill when you're not related to them?

Okay.
Whatever.
I was just asking because there isn't a large variety of animals in London.
It's mostly rodents and pigeons.