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okay, iim only goiing two a2k thii2 once.
diid 2ome a22hole 2uddenly iinvent a cure for lii2p2 or ii2 thii2 ju2t one more weiird thiing happeniing??

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Lisp.

Sassafras.

Possibilities.

Salt.

Oh my fucking god.

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Who are you and what have you done to Sollux.

[That doesn't even sound like Sollux, it sounds like someone's stolen Sollux's journal and failing so badly pretending to be him!!]

I don't fucking know, it was just gone suddenly!

Suddenly.

Just.

Holy shit.

I don't believe it, this is just too weird.

How can you lost it just like that?!

[She pauses for a sec.]

Heeeeey, can i see this person?! I need to see this with my own two eyes!

Yeah, like, it was there and then it wasn't!

[ Oh god this was just too weird. ]

Sure, where are you?

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... Okay I'm sensin' some major bee-ess goin' on right now. There's no fuckin' way that's you.

The only bs that's going on here is you.

Well. Shit you really do sound different.

[pause. oh lord his voice is going to just grow heavy on the sarcasm.]

Now you're jutht the Thol that I uthed to know.

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Good, maybe that means you'll never speak to me again.

[ A finger could be heard snapping. ]

It would be even better if you got stuck with my lisp, lmao.

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It could be worse. You could have been talking with Tony.

You mean Douche McEgo Idiotingham?

That's one way to put it.

Trust me, you got something good.

Why, what happened to you?

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So... Congratulations?

...Woah.

That's cool.

Edited 2012-09-27 11:27 (UTC)

Totally.

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I mean... Kinda crazy that it just suddenly happened, but still!

Idk man, crazy shit has been happening all day.

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:O < gasp!
:3 < look at you art
:3 < all fancy with real words

... art?

:? < art
:3 < artollo apemis are you purrtending you don't know me
:3 < it doesn't work we have the same house
:3 < no matter how much sal and i embarrass you

profe22or are you alriight?
ii have no iidea who ~~the fuck~~ thii2 art per2on ii2.

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LISTEN TO YOU.
DID YOU FINALLY GET PERMISSION FROM YOUR PARENTS TO GET YOUR TEETH FIXED THE MAGICAL WAY?

nah they were 2uddenly liike thii2.
and iidk about even doiing that after thii2 goe2 away ii liike my teeth iintact and iin my mouth.

This is one of the most unsettling things I've had to listen too.
Suddenly, not hearing a lisp with your voice is just throwing me completely off.

It's probably not permanent but screw me sideways if i don't make the most out of it.

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