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[notthebee2]

okay, iim only goiing two a2k thii2 once.
diid 2ome a22hole 2uddenly iinvent a cure for lii2p2 or ii2 thii2 ju2t one more weiird thiing happeniing??

[ Change to voice. ]

Lisp.

Sassafras.

Possibilities.

Salt.

Oh my fucking god.

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[allisnotlost]

Yeah well whatewer. And yeah I kinda. I'd probably end up dyin' if I had to keep both of our fuckin' impedimentth, you know?

...

[Ahh shit he just realized something.]

Thit if thith all probably ithn't permanent... would indiwidualth that thouldn't be here dithappear?

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[notthebee2]

Yeah, same.

[ Qué. ]

Probably. I mean some of us got turned into girls how awkward would it be if it were permanent.

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[allisnotlost]

[Oh cue freaking out.]

Thit!! God damn it, no fuckin' thit thit thit. Tho ath thoon ath thith geth thettled and fixed ewerythin'...

Ewen. fuck. No it cannot be like thith...!

[Eridan sweetie you can be heard while you freak out.]

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[notthebee2]

Dude you do realize i am still here.

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[allisnotlost]

[Silence.]

...

Yeah I uh... We'll continue thith later. [Deep breath baby.] I gotta go thpend time with thomeone before I ... end up lothin' her again without thayin' goodbye or thomethin' like that.

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[notthebee2]

.... Okay.

[ He walks away from the journal and speaks to himself, but is still slightly understandeable. ]

I swear i'll never get what's wrong with that guy.