Sortinghat RP

Maaan, not bein' at school is so boring! There just ain't that much to do. On the bright side though, I been workin' on my zombie survival plan, y'know. Just in case. Lookin' up old news that happened while we were all at school, If found some articles about some people eatin' other peoples faces! That just proves there're zombies out there and we all gotta be ready, don'tcha think?

Y'all should get your zombie survival plans done too. And make sure they don't involve no magic, 'cuz ya can't use that shit outside of school. If y'all got any questions or need any help though, I can do it! I'm somethin' of an expert of zombies, trust me.

Anyways, somebody should come visit me! It's kinda lonely over here at home without no friends. I'm sure momma wouldn't mind! She'd probably cook a real nice dinner, she's always sayin' I need more friends around. She's a real good cook, too, so you should come over so I can get a good dinner. I mean, not like a regular good dinner, but a special good dinner, the kind she only makes for guests and stuff.

Guys! Hey guys! Everybody listen up, cuz I got some news! And lots of it!

So first up I tried out for Quiddy and I made the team! You're lookin' at Hufflepuff's new Beater! That's right, the guns are ready to hit all them bludgers reall good. Y'all should all be afraid, cuz I've been told I got a mean hit!

And now second, and man this is a real doozy, but I was made a prefect! I was sure it must'a been a mistake, so I went an' asked Dumbledore, but guess what! It ain't a mistake! How cool is that? Now I can give y'all detention if you act up and shit- I mean crap. See! Ya ain't supposed to cuss.

So... well. I guess I get detention now. Detention, Ellis! Okay, sir...

[There's a long pause, almost as if he's finished speaking, and then he comes back onto the journals sounding as enthusiastic as ever.]

Oh! Oh, Nick! Ya wanna be my egg partner? I bet we'd make the best darn egg parents in the entire school! Did I ever tell ya 'bout this one time, Keith thought it'd be a good idea if we tried to raise a flour baby? Maaan, we was doin' so well and then-

[He cuts off and then you can hear him murmuring something in a slightly annoyed and disgusted voice.]

An owl just pooped on my shoulder...

Oh my god I think this febuary has been pretty much the best one of my life ever. I used to not even like it! But shit i think its my favorite month ever now. I cant beleive its almost over!
Yknow if we moved my birthday and christmas and easter and everything else to febuary i think i wouldnt ever want it to end forever. Thats how much i love it!

blahblahblah yeah christmas was cool and shit but man whens quidditch gonna start? we need some action around here! and also why aint i even on the team? i dont even know to be honest. when are tryouts?! i got a new broom and it needs breakin in!