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[thisonetime_withkeith]

Well holy shit i was surprised to find out this month was gay month! Yall are lucky, i mean considerin it falls on valentines day. Thats pretty cool!

But on a sorta different subject I kinda just wanted to say that Im real sorry Puck. I was bit of a ass. Turns out it was just a misunderstandin and one that was my fault. Sorry man... can we be friends again?

[Filtered away from Amelia]

Oh and uh, back to holy shit stuff. I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!

AND ITS VALENTINES THIS MONTH

What the hell do i do?!

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[testdriveme]

Take her on a date.

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

But I dunno nothin about datin!

[And this is behind a stronger filter, excluding everyone but Link.]

Oh yeah! Happy gay month! I hope its a good one for ya!

filtered with extra oomph;

[testdriveme]

Take her some place nice. You don't have to do anything fancy if you don't want to.


What? No, I'm not celebrating or anything.

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

Some place nice but i aint gotta do nothin fancy? that dont make no sense!

And how come ya aint? Cuz ya should! Dont they do parades for this kinda thing? Ya should get on a float or somethin!

Just try to break all that oomph;

[testdriveme]

Nice doesn't always mean fancy. And different girls have a different idea of nice. Find out what she likes.

I'm not doing a parade. I've never even heard of that.

you can never break through this oomph baby;

[thisonetime_withkeith]

I guess... but i dont even know what she likes besides quidditch!

And how have ya never heard of it? Man ya should see some of the stuff they show on TV! I mean not that I watch the gay channels or nothin. I mean, not that I dont because its weird or anything, but cuz... yknow what I mean.

The point is they have floats and ya should totally get on one!

[testdriveme]

Maybe you can find out. She's a girl, so she has to like something besides Quidditch.

I don't have a TV...

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Ya dont got a TV??

[testdriveme]

Nope.

fitlered;

[tellsthestories]

Gay History Month, Ellis.

Oh, I can certainly give you some advice from what I've seen pleases Mother!

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

Oh. Well ya know what i meant right?

And could ya? thatd be real awesome cuz I aint got a clue what Im doin.

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[tellsthestories]

I do.

Well, Amelia isn't quite like Mother. I doubt she'd care about your language, or for flowers... But everyone loves sweets. And Amelia likes Quidditch, right? You could give her some nice supplies when you take her on a date in Hogsmeade.

Which you'll be doing, of course.

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

Oh yeah she does like quidditch! thats a real nice idea.

Wait i will?

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[tellsthestories]

Of course you will!

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

Okay. Are ya sure about that? Because that sounds kinda...

scary

Sudden.

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[tellsthestories]

Not sudden at all! Most people date before becoming boyfriend and girlfriend.

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

really? did I do it wrong then? i mean... well we kinda did have a date already I guess. at halloween.

but were we supposed to do it longer?

[selfhatred]

DO I HAVE TO THINK FOR EVERYONE?
YOU MAKE HER SWOON.
TAKE HER OUT ON A DATE
DUH.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

But I aint ever been on a date! I dunno what Im supposed to do or nothin!

[selfhatred]

THIS IS WHY I'M HERE OBVIOUSLY
TO SCHOOLFEED YOU SO YOU DON'T MESS UP.
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA NEED A TOWEL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU WORK FOR IT.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

But I aint even got a towel!

[selfhatred]

I MEANT METAPHORICALLY.
BY THE TIME I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU'LL BE HER IDEAL MAN.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Oh well I aint good with that metasophical mumbo jumbo so ya cant do that to me like that.

And dontcha think ya did enough already? i mean ya already kinda helped me get her in the first place an all.

[selfhatred]

I CAN WORK WITH IT.
I'M FRIENDS WITH GAMZEE AFTER ALL.
ROMANCE IS MY PLAYGROUND. YOU STEP IN AND IT'S MY FUCKING DUTY TO GUIDE YOU THROUGH IT.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Well I guess if ya wanna help s'more.

But like... electricity dont work here! aint like ya can wire tap me and talk to me in my ear while im on my date.

[selfhatred]

YEAH. UNFORTUNATELY IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THAT TYPE OF ROMCOM, AND I HAVE MY OWN DATE TO WORRY ABOUT.
BUT I'M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU LEARN EVERYTHING ABOUT ROMANCING SOMEONE, EVEN IF I HAVE TO WRITE IT ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR FUCKING EYELIDS SO YOU'LL BE ABLE TO READ IT WHILE YOU SLEEP.
...NOT THAT THAT'S A THING THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Well shit wouldnt doing that be a whole lot easier? Then I could just close my eyes and know what to do!

[ladyliberty]

Gay month? Is there something you aren't telling me?

[thisonetime_withkeith]

What? No! No! Nope! Gosh, whatcha think I am? I just wanted to congratulate my gay friends and stuff!

Dunno why Id ever go gay when I got the best girl ever anyway.

[ladyliberty]

Now that's what I like to hear.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Oh then what else do ya like to hear?

Cuz I wanna make ya happy more often!

[ladyliberty]

Oh, that I'm beautiful and funny and the greatest at quidditch.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

your the most badass quidditch player ever! I mean ya kicked my ass so hard I think Im still sore from that.

[He's not entirely joking.]

And your the most gorgeous girl in the entire world, and super funny too!

[ladyliberty]

I would have gotten a boyfriend a long time ago if I'd known it was this fun!

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[fashioneighsta]

You steal her heart! More so than you already have, of course.

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

Well how do I even do that?

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[fashioneighsta]

It depends on the lady. Amelia in particular can be very... different

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[thisonetime_withkeith]

How do ya mean different?

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[fashioneighsta]

Well... I don't think she'd have much of an interest in flowers and jewelery -- you know, the normal ways to a girl's heart. Chocolate might work [because she's a glutton] if it were the right kind.

[mo_cara]

iT dOn'T sEeM tOo MoThErFuCkIn GaY tO mE.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Youre kinda right... i aint seen a whole lotta gay people around lately.

[mo_cara]

tOo MoThErFuCkIn CoLd, I gUeSs.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Gay people dont like the cold?

[mo_cara]

iT mAkEs Me KiNdA sAd SoMeTiMeS.

[puckinyourmom]

Yeah, I know you were.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

I know I know ya gotta rub it in.

go ahead i deserve it.

[puckinyourmom]

I know you do.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

How long ya gotta do that before we can be friends again?

[puckinyourmom]

I don't know. As long as I want.