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[thisonetime_withkeith]

Well holy shit i was surprised to find out this month was gay month! Yall are lucky, i mean considerin it falls on valentines day. Thats pretty cool!

But on a sorta different subject I kinda just wanted to say that Im real sorry Puck. I was bit of a ass. Turns out it was just a misunderstandin and one that was my fault. Sorry man... can we be friends again?

[Filtered away from Amelia]

Oh and uh, back to holy shit stuff. I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!

AND ITS VALENTINES THIS MONTH

What the hell do i do?!

Comments

[selfhatred]

I MEANT METAPHORICALLY.
BY THE TIME I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU'LL BE HER IDEAL MAN.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Oh well I aint good with that metasophical mumbo jumbo so ya cant do that to me like that.

And dontcha think ya did enough already? i mean ya already kinda helped me get her in the first place an all.

[selfhatred]

I CAN WORK WITH IT.
I'M FRIENDS WITH GAMZEE AFTER ALL.
ROMANCE IS MY PLAYGROUND. YOU STEP IN AND IT'S MY FUCKING DUTY TO GUIDE YOU THROUGH IT.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Well I guess if ya wanna help s'more.

But like... electricity dont work here! aint like ya can wire tap me and talk to me in my ear while im on my date.

[selfhatred]

YEAH. UNFORTUNATELY IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THAT TYPE OF ROMCOM, AND I HAVE MY OWN DATE TO WORRY ABOUT.
BUT I'M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU LEARN EVERYTHING ABOUT ROMANCING SOMEONE, EVEN IF I HAVE TO WRITE IT ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR FUCKING EYELIDS SO YOU'LL BE ABLE TO READ IT WHILE YOU SLEEP.
...NOT THAT THAT'S A THING THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Well shit wouldnt doing that be a whole lot easier? Then I could just close my eyes and know what to do!