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[thisonetime_withkeith]

blahblahblah yeah christmas was cool and shit but man whens quidditch gonna start? we need some action around here! and also why aint i even on the team? i dont even know to be honest. when are tryouts?! i got a new broom and it needs breakin in!

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[puckinyourmom]

Because you know we're just gonna kick your ass.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

pfffft! as if! not with my new broom!

[puckinyourmom]

Doesn't matter what broom you have, Slytherin's got the cup in the bag. Again.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

not if i joined the team. i join and we would totally win.

[puckinyourmom]

We already kicked you guys' ass.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

well it aint too late to change that!

i think?

Uh. i dont keep track of it all too closely but are you sayin its too late for real? i thought we were just doin that thing sports guys do! like bullshittin and stuff.

[puckinyourmom]

I guess if you guys beat Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff you might edge us out in the end, but we still slammed you.

We're still doing that, dude.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

oh! my bad. okay, lets just pretend i didnt even point out we were bullshittin or anything. cuz i dont think your even supposed to say thats what your doin!

we are so totally gonna kick your ass when i join the team!

[puckinyourmom]

[Ellis you're dumber than him. What.]

Right.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[when did this become a surprise? WAIT NO STUPIDITY HERE, WHAT.]

Yep!

[ladyliberty]

Why aren't you on the team, dude?

[thisonetime_withkeith]

i dont know! i bet i would make one ass kickin beater though!

[You see these guns? I work out.]

[ladyliberty]

Mm, you'd have to take on Specter for that.

But first you'd have to go through me. What do you say?

[thisonetime_withkeith]

wait hold on

whatcha mean go through you?

[ladyliberty]

I mean you gotta take a few bludgers from me and see if you can handle it.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

oh! well that doesnt sound too hard! i just dont wanna hurt ya... so as long as ya dont want me to hit em at ya?

[ladyliberty]

Oh, I thought you wanted to play quidditch, not fuzzy kitten ball.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

oh.

i think i remembered why i aint on the time... i tried before and got yelled at. just like that...

it aint my fault i dont like hurtin people!

[ladyliberty]

Maybe you'd be better suited for something simpler. Like gobstones, or skittles.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

no! nooo! i wanna play quidditch! i really like flyin and stuff!

i can...i mean i guess i could try... hittin balls at ya and stuff?

[ladyliberty]

You're not gonna start crying or anything, are you? 'Cause that'd be really embarrassing.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

what? no! i dont cry!

you ever seen me cry?

[ladyliberty]

Nah, but I've never played quidditch with you either.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

well i aint gonna cry! so you dont even have to worry about that. i aint some wimp. i just dont like hurtin people! and that dont make me a wimp or anything!

[ladyliberty]

You realize it's pretty much a beater's job to hurt people, right?

[thisonetime_withkeith]

im sure i could do it maybe. i just aint ever tried! maybe when i try itll be easier than i thought!

ya gotta have some faith in me!

[ladyliberty]

Meet me on the pitch tomorrow afternoon after classes. If you can get one ball on me I can't return, maybe I'll think about training you up for the team.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

okay! your on, and ill be there!

[ohgodohgodohgod. Guess who isn't sleeeeping tonight.]

[ladyliberty]

[Not Amelia!]

[knifed]

I am also anxious for Quidditch. It has been too long.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

oh yeah! it feels like we aint had a match in years!

[knifed]

Yes. The holidays were a little dull without it.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

the holidays were dull period! cant do nothin at home with magic. i really missed usin my wand.

[knifed]

Yes, it was the same for me. I had fun looking at my new potions set, however.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

are ya allowed to make potions at home?

[yerawwizarderi]

yes please join the fuckin team
keep me entertained wwhen you fall flat on your fuckin ass on the field off a the back a your broom

[thisonetime_withkeith]

i aint gonna fall...

[yerawwizarderi]

pssssh yeah thats fuckin unlikely
get them to followw you around wwith a blanket maybe they could throww you back up so wwe could havve another laugh

[mo_cara]

HeLl YeS mOtHeRfUcKeR!

[thisonetime_withkeith]

i dont do that but i appreciate your enthusiasm! cuz quidditch is just that excitin!

[mo_cara]

DoN't Do WhAt, BrO?

[nunganunga_k_o]

You're a bit late, but Gryffindor is up against Hufflepuff next month.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Next month?? man thats so long!

...but its also real close! crap! i gotta join the team first!

[nunganunga_k_o]

Did you just wake up months after try-outs and decide 'Gee and golly I have not had my share of beatings in life, I need to join Specter's team'?

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[yes.]

no!

i just got a new broom and i didnt have a new broom before...

also ive tried out before...a couple years ago. i didnt make it. so i guess i kinda just watched for a while! but now with this broom i could totally kick some ass!

[nunganunga_k_o]

What position would you be trying for?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Maaaaaaaay8e 8ecause you're jsut plain horri8le!

[thisonetime_withkeith]

you aint even seen me play so ya dont even know what your talkin about!

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

You don't know that at all, now do you?