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dittanyPeople seem to certainly have some interesting thoughts on Easter.
I'll be going home for the holiday, of course. And... I do mean home this time.
You know...
It's strange, how quickly things change around here. Don't you think?
I'll be going home for the holiday, of course. And... I do mean home this time.
You know...
It's strange, how quickly things change around here. Don't you think?
mo_caraSo lEt mE BrEaK It dOwN FoR YoU MoThErFuCkErS.
tHeRe wAs tHiS MoThErFuCkEr nAmEd jEsUs, AnD ThAt fInE BrOtHeR Be aLl pReAcHiN LiFe aNd pEaCe aNd dRiNk a lOt oF MoThErUfUcKiN WiNe wItH HiS HoMiEs.
So hE Be bRiNgInG MiRaClEs uP To aLl tHeM GrEeK MoThErFuCkErS WhAt lIvEd iN NaZaReTh aNd aLsO SoMe bAbIeS AnD InCeNsE AnD ShIt.
BuT SoMe aSsHoLe cAmE AlOnG AnD DeCiDeD To hAnG JeSuS Up oN A MoThErFuCkIn cRoSs wItH NaIlS, aNd dId sOmE FuCkEd uP ToRtUrE ShIt tO ThAt sWeEt bRo, UnTiL He hAd hAd eNoUgH WiTh tHaT WhAcKeD PlAcE, wHiCh wAs aLl bEiNg cAlLeD ThE CiTy oF SkUlLs.
So hE PuLlEd hIs bAd sElF DoWn fRoM ThE CrOsS AnD ThErE WaS BlOoD AnD ShIt mOtHeRfUcKiN EvErYwHeRe, BuT He dIdN'T EvEn cArE, eXcEpT He sTiLl uP AnD DiEd.
AnD ThEy sTuCk tHaT BrOtHeR In a mOtHeRfUcKiN CaVe aNd hE TuRnEd iNtO A ZoMbIe bEcAuSe hE HaD ThAt mUcH MaGiC AlL Up iN HiM, tHe mAgIc oF MuSiC AnD LoVe aNd aLl tHaT GoOd sHiT, aNd hE KePt oN PrEaChIn tHe wOrD Of mIrAcLeS EvEn aFtEr hE WaS DeAd.
AnD ThAt's wHaT EaStEr iS, iT'S ZoMbIe jEsUs dAy, AnD YoU GoTtA WaTcH ThE MoThErFuCkIn eGgS BeCaUsE If tHeY HaTcH ZoMbIe cHiCkEnS ThEn tHaT MeAnS JeSuS Is cOmInG BaCk tO GeT ReVeNgE AnD AlSo cLeAr aLl tHe mOtHeRfUcKeRs mInDs oF HaTe aNd sHiT.
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tHeRe wAs tHiS MoThErFuCkEr nAmEd jEsUs, AnD ThAt fInE BrOtHeR Be aLl pReAcHiN LiFe aNd pEaCe aNd dRiNk a lOt oF MoThErUfUcKiN WiNe wItH HiS HoMiEs.
So hE Be bRiNgInG MiRaClEs uP To aLl tHeM GrEeK MoThErFuCkErS WhAt lIvEd iN NaZaReTh aNd aLsO SoMe bAbIeS AnD InCeNsE AnD ShIt.
BuT SoMe aSsHoLe cAmE AlOnG AnD DeCiDeD To hAnG JeSuS Up oN A MoThErFuCkIn cRoSs wItH NaIlS, aNd dId sOmE FuCkEd uP ToRtUrE ShIt tO ThAt sWeEt bRo, UnTiL He hAd hAd eNoUgH WiTh tHaT WhAcKeD PlAcE, wHiCh wAs aLl bEiNg cAlLeD ThE CiTy oF SkUlLs.
So hE PuLlEd hIs bAd sElF DoWn fRoM ThE CrOsS AnD ThErE WaS BlOoD AnD ShIt mOtHeRfUcKiN EvErYwHeRe, BuT He dIdN'T EvEn cArE, eXcEpT He sTiLl uP AnD DiEd.
AnD ThEy sTuCk tHaT BrOtHeR In a mOtHeRfUcKiN CaVe aNd hE TuRnEd iNtO A ZoMbIe bEcAuSe hE HaD ThAt mUcH MaGiC AlL Up iN HiM, tHe mAgIc oF MuSiC AnD LoVe aNd aLl tHaT GoOd sHiT, aNd hE KePt oN PrEaChIn tHe wOrD Of mIrAcLeS EvEn aFtEr hE WaS DeAd.
AnD ThAt's wHaT EaStEr iS, iT'S ZoMbIe jEsUs dAy, AnD YoU GoTtA WaTcH ThE MoThErFuCkIn eGgS BeCaUsE If tHeY HaTcH ZoMbIe cHiCkEnS ThEn tHaT MeAnS JeSuS Is cOmInG BaCk tO GeT ReVeNgE AnD AlSo cLeAr aLl tHe mOtHeRfUcKeRs mInDs oF HaTe aNd sHiT.
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star_killerSo the end of one pointless Holiday only brings another along soon after. Does anyone want to enlighten me as to what the point of easter even is? All it looks to me is the worship of eggs and some sort of sentient rabbit god. What would possess anyone to worship a rabbit? And how are eggs related to this at all?
It makes no sense.
It makes no sense.
styxiedustI don't know about you lot, but it seems like I was the only one that didn't have a red string. So I suppose I'm just more interested in how it was caused, I don't think there's a spell that has that effect...so perhaps it was a potion. But then how would it have spread on such a grand scale?
I sort of wish the next match would hurry up and get here so we'd have things to worry about besides strings.
I sort of wish the next match would hurry up and get here so we'd have things to worry about besides strings.
concernHello, everyone. I hope you all had a wonderful Hogsmeade trip and Valentines Day. I managed to survive the hustle of both events, and it was all pretty uneventful. I did buy a few things for the occasion. They might be late received, though.
I've also received a few letters from friends and family, myself, today! It means a lot that they still remember my birthday though I haven't seen anyone in quite some time. More food and a sash from home too. I hung my garland from my bed, so I hope the flowers don't set off anyone's allergies.
It's weird to think that I'm seventeen now. This next year is my last. It doesn't seem too long ago that I was a first year...
I've also received a few letters from friends and family, myself, today! It means a lot that they still remember my birthday though I haven't seen anyone in quite some time. More food and a sash from home too. I hung my garland from my bed, so I hope the flowers don't set off anyone's allergies.
It's weird to think that I'm seventeen now. This next year is my last. It doesn't seem too long ago that I was a first year...
star_killerI think you're all being ridiculous, not to mention overreacting and making a big deal over nothing. It makes all of you look pathetic.
jasmineofthewestI would just like to let you all know that I am going to do everything within my power to make sure you are all safe. If any of you would like to talk privately, I am here. I know this is a difficult and scary time, and some tea and talking is a great way to calm the nerves.
Additionally, and this is nothing but a personal favour to me, and not an official rule, but... I would like to ask that until this issue is resolved and the culprit is caught, please do not hide all of your conversations over the journals with a privacy spell. When everyone is hiding things from us Professors, it looks very suspicious! And it ultimately makes it all the harder to track the person responsible down.
Obviously this is not mandatory, but it would help very much.
Azula, if you would be so kind to meet me in my office for bit of tea, I would be delighted.
Additionally, and this is nothing but a personal favour to me, and not an official rule, but... I would like to ask that until this issue is resolved and the culprit is caught, please do not hide all of your conversations over the journals with a privacy spell. When everyone is hiding things from us Professors, it looks very suspicious! And it ultimately makes it all the harder to track the person responsible down.
Obviously this is not mandatory, but it would help very much.
Azula, if you would be so kind to meet me in my office for bit of tea, I would be delighted.
1st Option
Feb. 2nd, 2012 12:23 pmemotionswhatdoI've already seen at least five people mention Valentine's Day.
Did you know there's no actual proof linking Saint Valentine of Rome or of Terni to romantic notions? It's all legend. Probably not even true.
Why do people care about this holiday?
Did you know there's no actual proof linking Saint Valentine of Rome or of Terni to romantic notions? It's all legend. Probably not even true.
Why do people care about this holiday?
burntoashesNow, children.
I must say I've had about up to here with some of the disgusting words I've been seeing coming from both "factions" as of late. If I see one mention of violence or hateful rhetoric, you'll be in detention with me for the rest of the year. The war was much more serious than some schoolyard squabble.
[l-lol salt in the wound much??]
I must say I've had about up to here with some of the disgusting words I've been seeing coming from both "factions" as of late. If I see one mention of violence or hateful rhetoric, you'll be in detention with me for the rest of the year. The war was much more serious than some schoolyard squabble.
[l-lol salt in the wound much??]
bluhbluhhugewitch8r8k is over and I keep reading is the same monotonous gar8age over and over again.
Do you all just read the post and repeat like some imit8tion parrot? Isn't there SOMEONE out there with the 8alls to admit that may8e things aren't as pretty perfect as you like to think they are?
Oh yes, poor muggles. Let's all feel sorry for them!
I guess if that's what we're doing, it's my own duty to 8e the perfect of example of helpfulness!
If you're amud8lood [ She does a horrible job of scratching it out, obiviously leaving it for people to still read. ]
Oops! I mean, muggle, I know it's not really your fault. Some of us just have all the luck! 8ut don't worry. Your luck starts today 8ecause you have me to help you through these oh so trou8led times.
Since the incident which everyone is suddenly toooooooo scared to talk a8out, there's clearly more reason for you to fear for your lives! What a horri8le position to 8e in! Whew, I'm so glad I don't have to deal with it! 8ut I can help you prepare for the imminent genocide that wants to rain down on your kind.
I'll help teach you to defend yourself against any 8ig 8ad Dark Lord!
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Do you all just read the post and repeat like some imit8tion parrot? Isn't there SOMEONE out there with the 8alls to admit that may8e things aren't as pretty perfect as you like to think they are?
Oh yes, poor muggles. Let's all feel sorry for them!
I guess if that's what we're doing, it's my own duty to 8e the perfect of example of helpfulness!
If you're a
Oops! I mean, muggle, I know it's not really your fault. Some of us just have all the luck! 8ut don't worry. Your luck starts today 8ecause you have me to help you through these oh so trou8led times.
Since the incident which everyone is suddenly toooooooo scared to talk a8out, there's clearly more reason for you to fear for your lives! What a horri8le position to 8e in! Whew, I'm so glad I don't have to deal with it! 8ut I can help you prepare for the imminent genocide that wants to rain down on your kind.
I'll help teach you to defend yourself against any 8ig 8ad Dark Lord!
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invisicanuckGood evening, students and faculty alike. You might have noticed a new face at the teacher's table this morning [ YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T NOTICE A NEW FACE AT THE TABLE AT ALL ] and I am that face? I Hello Oh bugger how on earth do I
My name is Professor Matthew Williams, and I'll taking up the Defense Against the Dark Arts position from this point forward. I apologize for stepping in so late in the yearyou see it was a last minute decision to accept Dumbledore's offer in the first p I wasn't exactly expecting for the war to end last October you see and I've quite enough of that business anyway, but I hope am sure that we'll be able to work something out in time soon. The application process was rath I still haven't quite warmed up to idea of
It'll be a pleasure meeting all of you!
[ Strikes are unhackable, but the journal page is freaking rife with ink blotches and such. DANG MATTHEW GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ]
My name is Professor Matthew Williams, and I'll taking up the Defense Against the Dark Arts position from this point forward. I apologize for stepping in so late in the year
It'll be a pleasure meeting all of you!
[ Strikes are unhackable, but the journal page is freaking rife with ink blotches and such. DANG MATTHEW GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ]
magichairbrushThat was... Quite the holiday.
How was everyone else's?
I'm sorry I didn't write any letters. I don't know who sent me packages or letters or anything... I barely was able to send out my own.
Mother was... Very strict this holiday.
How was everyone else's?
I'm sorry I didn't write any letters. I don't know who sent me packages or letters or anything... I barely was able to send out my own.
Mother was... Very strict this holiday.
❀ Tiro Decimo
Jan. 10th, 2012 05:34 pmwitchafterallI hope that everyone enjoyed their holiday. As nice as it was to to relax for a while, I'm glad to be back at the castle again. It's always so lively here.
I suppose with the beginning of the new year, it's time to start studying for OWLs in earnest. Would anyone like to form a study group with me?
I suppose with the beginning of the new year, it's time to start studying for OWLs in earnest. Would anyone like to form a study group with me?