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I THINK WE'VE ALL HAD ENOUGH OF THESE FUCKING PETITIONS.
1. THIS IS A SCHOOL, NOT A ZOO.
2. NOBODY CARES.
3. DON'T WHINE THAT WE DIDN'T GET COOL ANIMALS LIKE HUFFLEPUFF AND RAVENCLAW DID. IT'S ANNOYING AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A TOOL.
DONE AND DUSTED.

ALSO, HAS ANYONE SEEN A NOTEBOOK AROUND?
IT'S LEATHER BOUND AND SPELLED VOICE PASSWORD LOCKED.
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE LEFT IT IN THE LIBRARY THE OTHER WEEK.

wavesofjade

I Know I Am A Little Late To This.
Unfortunately I Had Some Things To Attend To.
But I Would Like To Welcome All Of You To Another Year Here At Hogwarts.
For The First Years And Those Who Do Not Yet Know Me My Name Is Ms. Maryam And I Am One Of The Nurses Here At The School.
Should You Have Any Need Of Medical Attention Or Simply To Speak To Someone Who Will Listen My Door Is Always Open.

Please Do Take Care Of Yourselves My Dears.

clockspinner

what i did over my summer vacation
by dave strider

pictured here is the sweetass party that i threw while the professors were all away
of course bro wasnt mad i can get away with murder
besides no one died or ended up bleeding that badly

guess where bro took me as a reward
thats right suckers i got to go to knockturn alley
and not only that but

i got this cool thing
its a beaver fetus
its super tiny look at it isnt it adorable oh my god
from the moment i saw it i knew it was mine
and only five sickles too

i did other shit too but
i wanted to show off my beaver fetus

fuckmackandme

ok, so.
school's almost here, right?
so i was thinking...
last two days of holiday (that's next week's thursday and friday for the airheads), sleepover at my place.
dad already gave his ok, so just say if you're coming!
and yes, you're all invited.
dad'll make sure we all get to king's cross on time, don't worry.

selfmakeout

( Cut for eye-searing lime. )

plushaeusrumpified

( This shit is long )

speedily

Why are we all getting new families?

Better yet, why does anyone think the rest of us care?

fuckmackandme

um...
jade?
either dad's pulling a birthday prank on me, or i found out why my dad and your grandpa kept looking at each other.

i_bullieve_i_can_fly

tHESE DREAMS ARE, uH, gETTING RIDICULOUS,
i WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT,
nOT WITH THEM, i MEAN, i THINK ANYWAY,
aND WHY IS IT HAPPENING IN THE, sHACK OF ALL PLACES,
i DON'T, uH, gET IT AT ALL,
aND i REALLY WISH i WOULD STOP WAKING UP WET, TOO,
iT'S, sUCH A MESS, aND i HAVE TO DO WAY MORE LAUNDRY THAN i USED TO,
bUT i DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT,
oKAY ACTUALLY i DO CARE ABOUT THAT,
mUM KEEPS ASKING ME WHY i HAVE SO MANY DIRTY PANTS,
iT'S A LITTLE EMBARASSING ACTUALLY,,,
bUT MOSTLY i JUST WISH i KNEW WHY, tHIS IS HAPPENING,
kARKAT AND GAMZEE ARE, uH, jUST MY FRIENDS,
i DON'T LIKE THEM LIKE THAT,
i'M NOT GAY,
sERIOUSLY, sO, bRAIN, pLEASE STOP TRYING TO CONFUSE ME,
iT WOULD BE REALLY NICE OF YOU,
i HAVE TOO MUCH TO DEAL WITH, i DON'T NEED TO BE CONFUSED, tOO,
i THINK i'LL JUST GO BACK TO SLEEP, aFTER CHANGING PANTS, i GUESS,
wRITING ALL THIS MADE ME FEEL BETTER,
kEEPING THIS DREAM JOURNAL WAS A GOOD IDEA,
i, uH, nEED TO HAVE THOSE MORE OFTEN,
aNYWAY, gOOD NIGHT, jOURNAL,

cuddlefishpeixes

[There are a lot of scribbled-out words. Those of you who can read Portuguese (Eridan) or Greek (Cyrus, Eridan) might be able to make out little words and phrases in the pink scribbles - "Help me", "I don't know what to do", "I can't" - but most of the scribbles are too scratched out to be legible.]

[Her handwriting is shakier than normal, and she's dropped her little quirk. All of her 'H's are written normally.]

Could...
Could someone please come get me? I need someplace to stay for the rest of the holidays.
I really hate to trouble anyone, I'm sure everyone's having a lot of fun with their families and friends, but I don't know what else to do.

Please.

I can't stay here anymore.

[Filtered to Iroh]

I don't know what to do, Professor! I just...I have to leave. I can't come back to this house again, but I don't...have anywhere to go.

litebrite

I Confess That I Have Not Been Keeping Up With This Journal As Much As Is Recommended
Its Not That I Do Not Enjoy Writing Down All My Thoughts
On The Contrary I Find It Soothing
I Simply Misplaced It Under A Pile Of Dresses At Home Over The Summer
With All Of The Moving I Did
It Slipped Into An Unconventional Hiding Spot
I Had Thought To Check Under The Bed But Not Under A Seemingly Innocent Pile Of Clothing
I Guess Its Good That Uncle Thought To Send It To Me Via Owl

That Aside
What Have I Missed
Since Lacking A Communication Device Has Made Me Into A
Erm
A Person Whose Life Goal Is To Continue Living Under Rocks For Long Periods Of Time

[ ooc; might be slow, sorry about that. ]

clockspinner

my life is over
im gonna just throw myself off of the astronomy tower now
get it over with
brb

yerawwizarderi

VANTAS
you have got a hell of a lot of explainin to do
where does a dirtscrapin fuck like you get off callin FEF
OF ALL FUCKIN PEOPLE
FEF
YOUR GIRLFRIEND

i_bullieve_i_can_fly

oH MY GOD i, uH, hAVE THE WORST HEADACHE, eVER,
i DONT' THINK ANYONE HAS EVER HAD, a HEADACHE THIS BAD,
eVERYTHING HURTS,
uM,,,
i KIND OF PUKED ON SOMEONE'S TRUNK, aND i'M REALLY SORRY FOR THAT,
rEALLY, rEALL SORRY,
eVERYTHING HURTS, tHOUGH,
sOMEONE JUST MAKE THE POUNDING STOP,
oH GOD i NEED A

[But he can't finish the sentence, because he's throwing up again.]

selfmakeout

( cut for obnoxious lime text )

clockspinner

_{[It's....technically Sunday. And yes, the timestamp is in fact completely accurate. 0457 GMT.]}

WHERE IS HE?
BRO I FUCKING KNOW YOURE SOMEWHERE IN THIS FUCKING CASTLE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE DOING HERE
OR HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT IN OUR ROOM
BUT I KNOW YOURE HERE SOMEWHERE AND I WILL FIND YOU

_{[Karkat and John (as well as most of Gryffindor Tower) just got the rudest awakening of the year. Namely, Dave screaming like the star in an exorcism movie and flailing out from under a massive, multicoloured pile of his brother's signature smuppets. Y u p.

Happy Parent's Day, everyone!]}

fuckmackandme

so!
easter is coming up.
so we get to go home!
so...
who wants to come over to my place for the break?
i have movies, fruit gushers and a street performer for a dad!
karkat, you're coming, right?

clockspinner

so yo guess what everybody
its march
means zombie jesus day is coming up too
and with it a chance to go the fuck home

it also means we arent gonna see hide nor hair of the fifth years because theyre too busy giving themselves library suppositories
shit absorbs into the bloodstream faster if taken anally
so bon voyage to them

that was one hell of a match last weekend wasnt it

purrfect

[ Nepeta's been pretty quiet since Valentine's, but all the team spirit following the Quidditch match seems to be bringing back her usual perkiness. As always, every line comes with a little kitty face doodled beside it. ]

:3 < so wow that was a purretty great match!!
:3 < i am supurr proud of my teammates
:3 < and hufflepuff played really really well too!

:3 < also you know what, im still wondering about those strings
:3 < its been like two weeks, has anything interesting happened with the thing your string led to??
:3 < i didnt get to hear about everyones and
:3 < well i am really curious!

[ This is from the girl whose string led to her cat. ]

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