Three Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

right so.
it kinda looks like i fucked up last time i used this thing.
a lot.
alright listen up.
i was gonna do this through all kinda of filters and shit.
but then i decided im just gonna fucking lay it all out right here to everyone.
i dont fucking care who sees.
because everybody saw my massive pissy bitchstorm.
and you know what?
no i dont fucking expect this to fix a goddamn thing.
i dont even expect it to fix one thing.

anyway.

first serket.
vriska i mean.
im really sorry for what i said.
that shit was fucked up and you didnt deserve any of it.
it sounds like your mom was pretty fucking awesome.
way better than mine.
i shouldnt have ever said anything bad about her.
specially not when you were just trying to help.
which i just wanna say i appreciate the shit out of you for trying to do that.
even if i was a huge gaping asshole bigger than the goatse man himself.
anyway i just really feel like shit for doing that to you and im sorry.
you dont have to forgive me.
you dont even have to say a fucking word.
but just know im really fucking sorry.

vantas...es
and karkat.
mostly karkat.
dude im sorry for that shit.
that was so fucking out of line.
look just because you do the shit you do doesnt make you less of a man.
it doesnt mean youre gay.
i was just being a dick and im sorry.
and im really sorry about your mom.
and about everything i said about her.
im really sorry.
like i said to vriska i dont expect you to say anything.
its fine.

[Despite the fact he decided not to filter anything, the next two sentences are filtered. Because he knows if Dave saw them, he would think things he shouldn't. So this is filters to Di and Sal.]

and to the other vantases (i dont know your names).
youre better parents than i could ever fucking be.

[/end filter]

banks.
im sorry that your brother is a cripple
wait. no. fuck.
im sorry for saying hes a cripple.
i mean even though he is.
what i fucking mean is im sorry for dragging him into the shit.
that wasnt cool at all and im sorry for the shit i said about him.
i know i fucked up and i know youre pissed as fuck about it.
but im sorry.

basically im just.
sorry to everybody.
i fucked up.
end of story.
i dont expect anyone to forgive me.
i wouldnt forgive myself.
but yeah there it all is.
peace.

Comments

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[clockspinner]

bro...

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[plushaeusrumpified]

what?

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[clockspinner]

nevermind
hows dirk

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[plushaeusrumpified]

hes fine.
he misses you like fuck though.

hes not the only one

[inkblots...]

hows your arm?

[dou8letrou8le]

I won't h8te you 8ecause you're an idiot.

[plushaeusrumpified]

yep.
sounds about right.
i think you meant to say 'huge idiot'.
but ill let it slide.

[dou8letrou8le]

M8y8e.
My English is not very good.
Would you rather I call you that instead of Professor?

/sneaks

[selfhatred]

APOLOGY NOT FUCKING ACCEPTED.

oh karkat

[plushaeusrumpified]

yeeeah like i said.
didnt expect you to.

and it doesnt change the fact im sorry either.

nothing can stop his Strider hateboner

[selfhatred]

YOU CAN TAKE YOUR APOLOGY AND SHOVE IT.
ALL YOU STRIDERS ARE THE FUCKING SAME.
YOU DON'T MEAN IT, YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT.

[mo_cara]

WoAh.

[plushaeusrumpified]

wHaT?

no but seriously what.

[mo_cara]

DaMn, BrO, yOu Be TyPiNg JuSt LiKe ThAt MoThErFuCkEr StRiDeR.

[Yes. He just now noticed this. It's Gamzee.]

[doctorkishitani]

Is he a student here?
I don't think I've seen him before.

[mo_cara]

i AiN't GoT tHe KnOwInG oF tHaT iN mY pAn.
I gUeSs So?

[selfhatred]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BACK THE FUCK OFF.
SO THEY DIDN'T KNOW THEY WEREN'T TALKING IN A FILTER.
BIG DEAL, OVER AND DONE WITH.
HONESTLY AT THE RATE THE TEACHERS ARE GOING I'M GOING TO SHUT ALL OF YOU IN A CLOSET SO YOU CAN AIR OUT YOUR FUCKING DIFFERENCES.
YOU'RE THE ADULTS
ACT LIKE THEM FOR A FUCKING CHANGE.
GAMZEE, I'M CONFISCATING YOUR JOURNAL FOR THE TIME BEING.
KISHITANI, WORK ON YOUR FUCKING FILTER SPELLS AND REMEMBER THEM NEXT TIME.
THAT'S IT.
EVERYONE GO HOME.

[clockspinner]

no u

[arachnoble]

Perhaps if Makara didn't feel the need for personal attacks this would be over and done with.

[animalmagnetism]

{>Excellent!<}
{>Worth five points I'd say!<}

[mo_cara]

MaN, dOn'T tAkE mY mOtHeRfUcKiN jOuRnAl.
YoU cOmInG oVeR?

[Filtered to Karkat]

[doctorkishitani]

In retrospect, I should have been more careful.

[nosigntospeakof]

I APPRECIATE YOUR APOLOGY, STRIDER. THANK YOU.

[filtered]

BUT IF YOU LAY A HAND ON DAVE IN ANGER AGAIN I SWEAR I WON'T BE NEARLY SO FORGIVING

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[plushaeusrumpified]

.....

what?

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[nosigntospeakof]

I SAW DAVE'S ARM.

[filter]

[animalmagnetism]

You're writing this and you didn't think it through far enough ahead of time to avoid calling my brother that horrid swill?

I'm still angry but it will pass.
The person you should really apologize to is my brother.
And maybe you should try to correct your thinking since that is what you seem to believe.