Three Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

right so.
it kinda looks like i fucked up last time i used this thing.
a lot.
alright listen up.
i was gonna do this through all kinda of filters and shit.
but then i decided im just gonna fucking lay it all out right here to everyone.
i dont fucking care who sees.
because everybody saw my massive pissy bitchstorm.
and you know what?
no i dont fucking expect this to fix a goddamn thing.
i dont even expect it to fix one thing.

anyway.

first serket.
vriska i mean.
im really sorry for what i said.
that shit was fucked up and you didnt deserve any of it.
it sounds like your mom was pretty fucking awesome.
way better than mine.
i shouldnt have ever said anything bad about her.
specially not when you were just trying to help.
which i just wanna say i appreciate the shit out of you for trying to do that.
even if i was a huge gaping asshole bigger than the goatse man himself.
anyway i just really feel like shit for doing that to you and im sorry.
you dont have to forgive me.
you dont even have to say a fucking word.
but just know im really fucking sorry.

vantas...es
and karkat.
mostly karkat.
dude im sorry for that shit.
that was so fucking out of line.
look just because you do the shit you do doesnt make you less of a man.
it doesnt mean youre gay.
i was just being a dick and im sorry.
and im really sorry about your mom.
and about everything i said about her.
im really sorry.
like i said to vriska i dont expect you to say anything.
its fine.

[Despite the fact he decided not to filter anything, the next two sentences are filtered. Because he knows if Dave saw them, he would think things he shouldn't. So this is filters to Di and Sal.]

and to the other vantases (i dont know your names).
youre better parents than i could ever fucking be.

[/end filter]

banks.
im sorry that your brother is a cripple
wait. no. fuck.
im sorry for saying hes a cripple.
i mean even though he is.
what i fucking mean is im sorry for dragging him into the shit.
that wasnt cool at all and im sorry for the shit i said about him.
i know i fucked up and i know youre pissed as fuck about it.
but im sorry.

basically im just.
sorry to everybody.
i fucked up.
end of story.
i dont expect anyone to forgive me.
i wouldnt forgive myself.
but yeah there it all is.
peace.

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[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

[There are just.

a whole lot of brown inkblots.

So many brown inkblots.]

[mo_cara]

HeY, mY fInE mOtHeRfUcKeR!
:o)

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

[Eeeeven more inkblots.]



hEY,

[mo_cara]

wHaT's ShAkIn?
Oh, HeY, mAyBe YoU kNoW!
wHy ArE dUdEs LiKe Me CaLlEd BeNdY, iF iT aIn'T cAuSe I cAn SuCk My OwN pRiCk?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i,

i DON'T THINK THAT i HAVE AN, aNSWER TO THAT QUESTION,

[mo_cara]

I gUeSs I bEtTeR bE aSkInG kArKaT.
hEy, CaN yOu SuCk YoUr OwN sElF oFf?
KiShTaNi SaYs It'S iMpOsSiBlE, bUt NaH.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

[Suddenly there is just a flood of brown ink everywhere. everywhere.]

[doctorkishitani]

Hi Tavros!

Did you know that autofellatio is physically possible? I was convinced that it wasn't, but Makara says he can do it!

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

[what do you say to that.

what do you say to that.]

oKAY,

[mo_cara]

oH, wOaH, bRo, YoU oK tHeRe?
I mEaN, yOu DoN't HaVe To TrY nOw Or NoThInG.
i WaS jUsT cUrIoUs.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i,

oKAY,
i,

i, dON'T MIND YOU BEING CURIOUS,
i GUESS,
jUST, i, dON'T HAVE AN ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION EITHER,

[mo_cara]

Oh, ShIt, BrO, i DiDn'T mEaN tO gEt AlL cReEpY oN yOu Or NoThInG.
iT AiN't LiKe I tHiNk AbOuT yOu WaNkInG oR nOtHinG.
i MeAn, NoT aLl ThE tImE.
sOrRy!

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

nO IT'S OKA



uHHHHH,

aLL THE TIME?

[mo_cara]

NOT aLl ThE tImE!

[That makes it okay, right? If he only thinks about it sometimes? Okay, a lot, but he doesn't have to say that.]

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

oKAY,

i,

bUT THAT MEANS,



sOMETIMES?


why would you do that

[mo_cara]

uH, cAn We AlL mAyBe PrEtEnD i AiN't BeInG a HuGe DoUcHe AnD fOrGeT i SaId ThAt?
CaUsE i DiDn'T rEaLlY mEaN tO bE tElLiNg YoU tHaT oR HaViNg YoU kNoW tHaT sHiT.
sOrRy. :o(
DoN't HaTe Me?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uM, i REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND,
tHE PART WHERE YOU WERE, a DOUCHE,


iT WAS JUST, uH,
nOT SOMETHING THAT i EXPECTED TO HEAR,
aT ALL,

i'M A LITTLE CONFUSED,
bUT i DON'T HATE YOU,
i COULD NEVER HATE YOU,

[mo_cara]

i JuSt KnOw YoU pRoBaBlY dOn'T wAnT tO hEaR tHaT sTuFf, Is AlL.
aNd I aIn'T mEaNiNg To PeRv OuT oN yOu Or NoThInG.
yOu ShOuLdN't HaVe To DeAl WiTh ThAt ShIt.
BuT tHaNkS fOr BeInG cOoL wItH mE.

[Private]

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

gAMZEE,

[inkblots]

uH, iT'S NOT REALLY A BIG DEAL,
i MEAN NOT WHEN YOU, cONSIDER THE FACT THAT, uH,
wELL, i MEAN,
cONSIDERING THAT i, uH, hAD THOSE DREAMS,

iF i GOT UPSET AT YOU FOR THIS, tHEN, i WOULD BE A SHITTY FRIEND,
aND i WOULD RATHER NOT BE ONE OF THOSE, iF i CAN AVOID THAT,
sO, iT'S OKAY,
i PROMISE,

[Private]

[mo_cara]

YoU aIn'T nEvEr BeEn A sHiTtY fRiEnD, nEvEr EvEr CoUlD bE.
♥