plushaeusrumpified: (06)
Bro Strider ([personal profile] plushaeusrumpified) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-05-24 08:24 pm

Three Smuppets

right so.
it kinda looks like i fucked up last time i used this thing.
a lot.
alright listen up.
i was gonna do this through all kinda of filters and shit.
but then i decided im just gonna fucking lay it all out right here to everyone.
i dont fucking care who sees.
because everybody saw my massive pissy bitchstorm.
and you know what?
no i dont fucking expect this to fix a goddamn thing.
i dont even expect it to fix one thing.

anyway.

first serket.
vriska i mean.
im really sorry for what i said.
that shit was fucked up and you didnt deserve any of it.
it sounds like your mom was pretty fucking awesome.
way better than mine.
i shouldnt have ever said anything bad about her.
specially not when you were just trying to help.
which i just wanna say i appreciate the shit out of you for trying to do that.
even if i was a huge gaping asshole bigger than the goatse man himself.
anyway i just really feel like shit for doing that to you and im sorry.
you dont have to forgive me.
you dont even have to say a fucking word.
but just know im really fucking sorry.

vantas...es
and karkat.
mostly karkat.
dude im sorry for that shit.
that was so fucking out of line.
look just because you do the shit you do doesnt make you less of a man.
it doesnt mean youre gay.
i was just being a dick and im sorry.
and im really sorry about your mom.
and about everything i said about her.
im really sorry.
like i said to vriska i dont expect you to say anything.
its fine.

[Despite the fact he decided not to filter anything, the next two sentences are filtered. Because he knows if Dave saw them, he would think things he shouldn't. So this is filters to Di and Sal.]

and to the other vantases (i dont know your names).
youre better parents than i could ever fucking be.

[/end filter]

banks.
im sorry that your brother is a cripple
wait. no. fuck.
im sorry for saying hes a cripple.
i mean even though he is.
what i fucking mean is im sorry for dragging him into the shit.
that wasnt cool at all and im sorry for the shit i said about him.
i know i fucked up and i know youre pissed as fuck about it.
but im sorry.

basically im just.
sorry to everybody.
i fucked up.
end of story.
i dont expect anyone to forgive me.
i wouldnt forgive myself.
but yeah there it all is.
peace.
clockspinner: (bloodied and bruised)

filtered

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-05-25 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
bro...
clockspinner: (dead serious)

filtered

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-05-25 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
nevermind
hows dirk
dou8letrou8le: (02)

[personal profile] dou8letrou8le 2012-05-25 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
I won't h8te you 8ecause you're an idiot.
clockspinner: (denial)

filtered; strike legible

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-05-25 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
professor vantas spotted the bandage and dragged me to the infirmary
its fine
good as new

ugh i want this stupid term to be over
dou8letrou8le: (11)

[personal profile] dou8letrou8le 2012-05-25 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
M8y8e.
My English is not very good.
Would you rather I call you that instead of Professor?
selfhatred: (fuck off)

/sneaks

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-05-25 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
APOLOGY NOT FUCKING ACCEPTED.
dou8letrou8le: (04)

[personal profile] dou8letrou8le 2012-05-25 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Why?
Is this going to get me in trou8le?
clockspinner: (Canon green sun)

filtered

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-05-25 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
nah i told him i fell and cut myself on my sword
he didnt buy it but i made it pretty clear that was the only story he was gonna get out of me

john knows though

i deserved it
dou8letrou8le: (11)

[personal profile] dou8letrou8le 2012-05-25 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
You are professor and I am student.
Who will 8elieve me if I s8y you agreed to let me call you "huge idiot"?
clockspinner: (NO!)

filtered

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-05-25 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
okay maybe not so much getting my arm fileted but i needed to be taken down a peg
getting hurt was accidental

it

was

an

accident

but i was totally fucking out of line
i picked the worst possible time to try to air my dirty laundry
dou8letrou8le: (08)

[personal profile] dou8letrou8le 2012-05-25 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Why?
clockspinner: (dead serious)

Re: filtered

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-05-25 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
i
sure
whatever

you and dirk get my letters?
dou8letrou8le: (Default)

[personal profile] dou8letrou8le 2012-05-25 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you doing this?

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