Three Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

right so.
it kinda looks like i fucked up last time i used this thing.
a lot.
alright listen up.
i was gonna do this through all kinda of filters and shit.
but then i decided im just gonna fucking lay it all out right here to everyone.
i dont fucking care who sees.
because everybody saw my massive pissy bitchstorm.
and you know what?
no i dont fucking expect this to fix a goddamn thing.
i dont even expect it to fix one thing.

anyway.

first serket.
vriska i mean.
im really sorry for what i said.
that shit was fucked up and you didnt deserve any of it.
it sounds like your mom was pretty fucking awesome.
way better than mine.
i shouldnt have ever said anything bad about her.
specially not when you were just trying to help.
which i just wanna say i appreciate the shit out of you for trying to do that.
even if i was a huge gaping asshole bigger than the goatse man himself.
anyway i just really feel like shit for doing that to you and im sorry.
you dont have to forgive me.
you dont even have to say a fucking word.
but just know im really fucking sorry.

vantas...es
and karkat.
mostly karkat.
dude im sorry for that shit.
that was so fucking out of line.
look just because you do the shit you do doesnt make you less of a man.
it doesnt mean youre gay.
i was just being a dick and im sorry.
and im really sorry about your mom.
and about everything i said about her.
im really sorry.
like i said to vriska i dont expect you to say anything.
its fine.

[Despite the fact he decided not to filter anything, the next two sentences are filtered. Because he knows if Dave saw them, he would think things he shouldn't. So this is filters to Di and Sal.]

and to the other vantases (i dont know your names).
youre better parents than i could ever fucking be.

[/end filter]

banks.
im sorry that your brother is a cripple
wait. no. fuck.
im sorry for saying hes a cripple.
i mean even though he is.
what i fucking mean is im sorry for dragging him into the shit.
that wasnt cool at all and im sorry for the shit i said about him.
i know i fucked up and i know youre pissed as fuck about it.
but im sorry.

basically im just.
sorry to everybody.
i fucked up.
end of story.
i dont expect anyone to forgive me.
i wouldnt forgive myself.
but yeah there it all is.
peace.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

yep.
sounds about right.
i think you meant to say 'huge idiot'.
but ill let it slide.

[dou8letrou8le]

M8y8e.
My English is not very good.
Would you rather I call you that instead of Professor?

[plushaeusrumpified]

i

do it.
yeah.

[dou8letrou8le]

Why?
Is this going to get me in trou8le?

[plushaeusrumpified]

why the hell would i try and get you in trouble after ive just poured my heart and soul out to you.

[dou8letrou8le]

You are professor and I am student.
Who will 8elieve me if I s8y you agreed to let me call you "huge idiot"?

[plushaeusrumpified]

all you have to fucking do is show them the journal.
or better yet here.

[Voice]

Bro fucking Strider here giving Vriska Serket permission to call him a 'huge idiot' or any fucking variation thereof.

[/End]

just play that back for them.
if thats not proof i dont know what is.

[dou8letrou8le]

Why?

[plushaeusrumpified]

why what?

[dou8letrou8le]

Why are you doing this?

[plushaeusrumpified]

because.

does it even matter?

[dou8letrou8le]

If it did not I would not ask
Now would I?

[plushaeusrumpified]

jesus christ.
im doing it because i feel like absolute total shit for what i did to you.
almost as bad as i did for lying to d-
just.
i feel fucking bad ok?
im just trying to make it up to you.

[dou8letrou8le]

You are a huge idiot and you know that.
Calling you it out in pu8lic has no point.
You didn't know my mother so it doesn't m8tter what you s8id.

[plushaeusrumpified]

it was still a shitty ass thing i said.
and i know it upset you.
so dont deny that.

look if you dont want to call me a huge idiot thats fine.
its a little weak anyway.
but come on.
at least tell me something i can do.

[dou8letrou8le]

I do not h8te you.
Isn't that enough for you?