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sortinghat_rp2012-05-24 08:24 pm
plushaeusrumpified) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-05-24 08:24 pm
Three Smuppets
right so.
it kinda looks like i fucked up last time i used this thing.
a lot.
alright listen up.
i was gonna do this through all kinda of filters and shit.
but then i decided im just gonna fucking lay it all out right here to everyone.
i dont fucking care who sees.
because everybody saw my massive pissy bitchstorm.
and you know what?
no i dont fucking expect this to fix a goddamn thing.
i dont even expect it to fix one thing.
anyway.
first serket.
vriska i mean.
im really sorry for what i said.
that shit was fucked up and you didnt deserve any of it.
it sounds like your mom was pretty fucking awesome.
way better than mine.
i shouldnt have ever said anything bad about her.
specially not when you were just trying to help.
which i just wanna say i appreciate the shit out of you for trying to do that.
even if i was a huge gaping asshole bigger than the goatse man himself.
anyway i just really feel like shit for doing that to you and im sorry.
you dont have to forgive me.
you dont even have to say a fucking word.
but just know im really fucking sorry.
vantas...es
and karkat.
mostly karkat.
dude im sorry for that shit.
that was so fucking out of line.
look just because you do the shit you do doesnt make you less of a man.
it doesnt mean youre gay.
i was just being a dick and im sorry.
and im really sorry about your mom.
and about everything i said about her.
im really sorry.
like i said to vriska i dont expect you to say anything.
its fine.
[Despite the fact he decided not to filter anything, the next two sentences are filtered. Because he knows if Dave saw them, he would think things he shouldn't. So this is filters to Di and Sal.]
and to the other vantases (i dont know your names).
youre better parents than i could ever fucking be.
[/end filter]
banks.
im sorry that your brother is a cripple
wait. no. fuck.
im sorry for saying hes a cripple.
i mean even though he is.
what i fucking mean is im sorry for dragging him into the shit.
that wasnt cool at all and im sorry for the shit i said about him.
i know i fucked up and i know youre pissed as fuck about it.
but im sorry.
basically im just.
sorry to everybody.
i fucked up.
end of story.
i dont expect anyone to forgive me.
i wouldnt forgive myself.
but yeah there it all is.
peace.
it kinda looks like i fucked up last time i used this thing.
a lot.
alright listen up.
i was gonna do this through all kinda of filters and shit.
but then i decided im just gonna fucking lay it all out right here to everyone.
i dont fucking care who sees.
because everybody saw my massive pissy bitchstorm.
and you know what?
no i dont fucking expect this to fix a goddamn thing.
i dont even expect it to fix one thing.
anyway.
first serket.
vriska i mean.
im really sorry for what i said.
that shit was fucked up and you didnt deserve any of it.
it sounds like your mom was pretty fucking awesome.
way better than mine.
i shouldnt have ever said anything bad about her.
specially not when you were just trying to help.
which i just wanna say i appreciate the shit out of you for trying to do that.
even if i was a huge gaping asshole bigger than the goatse man himself.
anyway i just really feel like shit for doing that to you and im sorry.
you dont have to forgive me.
you dont even have to say a fucking word.
but just know im really fucking sorry.
vantas...es
and karkat.
mostly karkat.
dude im sorry for that shit.
that was so fucking out of line.
look just because you do the shit you do doesnt make you less of a man.
it doesnt mean youre gay.
i was just being a dick and im sorry.
and im really sorry about your mom.
and about everything i said about her.
im really sorry.
like i said to vriska i dont expect you to say anything.
its fine.
[Despite the fact he decided not to filter anything, the next two sentences are filtered. Because he knows if Dave saw them, he would think things he shouldn't. So this is filters to Di and Sal.]
and to the other vantases (i dont know your names).
youre better parents than i could ever fucking be.
[/end filter]
banks.
im sorry that your brother is a cripple
wait. no. fuck.
im sorry for saying hes a cripple.
i mean even though he is.
what i fucking mean is im sorry for dragging him into the shit.
that wasnt cool at all and im sorry for the shit i said about him.
i know i fucked up and i know youre pissed as fuck about it.
but im sorry.
basically im just.
sorry to everybody.
i fucked up.
end of story.
i dont expect anyone to forgive me.
i wouldnt forgive myself.
but yeah there it all is.
peace.
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ace for short
it makes it sound more awesome
what dyou mean you guess not
its your body use it how you want
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I guess not!
It isn't important.
no subject
its not
good to see were on the same page on that
so whatre you up to
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Watching this drama happen and letting Nicholas out to hunt.
She likes to catch her own prey.
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what is nicholas
please tell me shes not a tiger
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She is my Green8ottle 8lue tarantula.
She has 8een with me for almost 8 years now.
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i thought we were only allowed to have owls toads or cats
how big is she
why nicholaswhen you say catches her own prey are we talking bugs or are we talking small birds and amphibians
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She is very healthy.
Very healthy.
On good d8ys she can c8tch small rodents. M8y8e lizards.
When she hunts I do not follow her, 8ut she comes 8ack to me l8te at night.
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i just have an owl
and a stuffed dragon
but im not sure if that counts and i share custody anyway
arent you worried someones cat will eat her or sth
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She has survived worse than a few cats.
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we had it easy since hes literally in the next bed over from me
johns partner was a slyth
i
am not sure what that means
but if its not a touchy subject its probably a badass story
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I once live with a cousin who owned gila monsters.
He kept them aw8y from me and his family 8ut sometimes there were
Incidents.
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larkin?
...did your tarantula hulk out and eat a gila monster
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I wish.
8ut he was one less monster after I left.