Three Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

right so.
it kinda looks like i fucked up last time i used this thing.
a lot.
alright listen up.
i was gonna do this through all kinda of filters and shit.
but then i decided im just gonna fucking lay it all out right here to everyone.
i dont fucking care who sees.
because everybody saw my massive pissy bitchstorm.
and you know what?
no i dont fucking expect this to fix a goddamn thing.
i dont even expect it to fix one thing.

anyway.

first serket.
vriska i mean.
im really sorry for what i said.
that shit was fucked up and you didnt deserve any of it.
it sounds like your mom was pretty fucking awesome.
way better than mine.
i shouldnt have ever said anything bad about her.
specially not when you were just trying to help.
which i just wanna say i appreciate the shit out of you for trying to do that.
even if i was a huge gaping asshole bigger than the goatse man himself.
anyway i just really feel like shit for doing that to you and im sorry.
you dont have to forgive me.
you dont even have to say a fucking word.
but just know im really fucking sorry.

vantas...es
and karkat.
mostly karkat.
dude im sorry for that shit.
that was so fucking out of line.
look just because you do the shit you do doesnt make you less of a man.
it doesnt mean youre gay.
i was just being a dick and im sorry.
and im really sorry about your mom.
and about everything i said about her.
im really sorry.
like i said to vriska i dont expect you to say anything.
its fine.

[Despite the fact he decided not to filter anything, the next two sentences are filtered. Because he knows if Dave saw them, he would think things he shouldn't. So this is filters to Di and Sal.]

and to the other vantases (i dont know your names).
youre better parents than i could ever fucking be.

[/end filter]

banks.
im sorry that your brother is a cripple
wait. no. fuck.
im sorry for saying hes a cripple.
i mean even though he is.
what i fucking mean is im sorry for dragging him into the shit.
that wasnt cool at all and im sorry for the shit i said about him.
i know i fucked up and i know youre pissed as fuck about it.
but im sorry.

basically im just.
sorry to everybody.
i fucked up.
end of story.
i dont expect anyone to forgive me.
i wouldnt forgive myself.
but yeah there it all is.
peace.

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

What.
People actually do that.

[plushaeusrumpified]

no dirk go to your room.

[givesyouaboner]

I am in my room.

[plushaeusrumpified]

fuck.

go to someone elses room.

leave the journal in your room.

[givesyouaboner]

You mean like the living room.
Or the kitchen.
Last time I was there swords attacked me.
I'm fine here.

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh my fuck get off this pa

no you know what.

yes for fucks sake they can do that.
get it out of your fucking system.
ask your stupid goddamn questions idc.

idc idc idc idc idc.
blah idc.

[Yeah he cares. Fuck this is just awkward.]>/small>

[givesyouaboner]

Okay.
Do you want to see the pictures of it I found?

[plushaeusrumpified]

i

dirk get the fuck off the computer.

[givesyouaboner]

I don't think I'm that flexible yet.
Can you do it?

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh jesus fucking christ.

im not talking about this to you.
ask the clown idgaf.

but not me.
nope.
not answering your questions.
not anymore.

[givesyouaboner]

But I don't know him well.
And you're my uncle and you know everything.
You're super strong too so you probably can, right?
What should I do to be able to do that?
Pilates?
Yoga?

........... FILTERED.

[plushaeusrumpified]

yoga.






lock the fucking door though.

[givesyouaboner]

So. You can.
Knew it.




I'll tell you when I can too.

[mo_cara]

YeAh, YoU cAn SeE tHaT sHiT oN cOmPuTeRs AnD sTufF iF yOu Be LoOkInG hArD eNoUgH.

[givesyouaboner]

I found some .gif files of it a second ago, actually.

[mo_cara]

We CaN't UsE nO cOmPuTeRs At ThE sChOoL, sO i JuSt GoT sOmE mAgAzInEs AnD sHiT!

[givesyouaboner]

How do you do your homework without the internet.
Or just. Anything.

[mo_cara]

BoOkS, mOtHeRfUcKeR!

[givesyouaboner]

That'd take forever.

[mo_cara]

yEaH, bUt It'S a MoThErFuCkIn SwEeT rIdE.
lIkE yOu FiNd OuT sHiT yOu WeReN't EvEn LoOkInG fOr!

[givesyouaboner]

That's like every day on Wikipedia.

[mo_cara]

ThE wIkIwAcK iS pReTtY sWeEt, No LiE, bUt ThIs ShIt Be DiFfErEnT.
cAuSe It'S gOt WoRdS aLl By DuDeS fRoM lIkE a MiLlIoN yEaRs AgO.

[givesyouaboner]

If it's that old how do you know if anything that's written is legit?

[mo_cara]

SeE, tHaT's WhAt'S tHe BeSt.
CaUsE iF sOmE oLd DuDe WrOtE iT, iT's LiKe It MaKeS iT aUtOmAtIcAlLy TrUe To SoMe PrOfS.
;o)

[givesyouaboner]

But then there's no telling if it's been altered or even if it's the true at all.