Three Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

right so.
it kinda looks like i fucked up last time i used this thing.
a lot.
alright listen up.
i was gonna do this through all kinda of filters and shit.
but then i decided im just gonna fucking lay it all out right here to everyone.
i dont fucking care who sees.
because everybody saw my massive pissy bitchstorm.
and you know what?
no i dont fucking expect this to fix a goddamn thing.
i dont even expect it to fix one thing.

anyway.

first serket.
vriska i mean.
im really sorry for what i said.
that shit was fucked up and you didnt deserve any of it.
it sounds like your mom was pretty fucking awesome.
way better than mine.
i shouldnt have ever said anything bad about her.
specially not when you were just trying to help.
which i just wanna say i appreciate the shit out of you for trying to do that.
even if i was a huge gaping asshole bigger than the goatse man himself.
anyway i just really feel like shit for doing that to you and im sorry.
you dont have to forgive me.
you dont even have to say a fucking word.
but just know im really fucking sorry.

vantas...es
and karkat.
mostly karkat.
dude im sorry for that shit.
that was so fucking out of line.
look just because you do the shit you do doesnt make you less of a man.
it doesnt mean youre gay.
i was just being a dick and im sorry.
and im really sorry about your mom.
and about everything i said about her.
im really sorry.
like i said to vriska i dont expect you to say anything.
its fine.

[Despite the fact he decided not to filter anything, the next two sentences are filtered. Because he knows if Dave saw them, he would think things he shouldn't. So this is filters to Di and Sal.]

and to the other vantases (i dont know your names).
youre better parents than i could ever fucking be.

[/end filter]

banks.
im sorry that your brother is a cripple
wait. no. fuck.
im sorry for saying hes a cripple.
i mean even though he is.
what i fucking mean is im sorry for dragging him into the shit.
that wasnt cool at all and im sorry for the shit i said about him.
i know i fucked up and i know youre pissed as fuck about it.
but im sorry.

basically im just.
sorry to everybody.
i fucked up.
end of story.
i dont expect anyone to forgive me.
i wouldnt forgive myself.
but yeah there it all is.
peace.

Comments

[dou8letrou8le]

No
You m8ke no sense.
I need transl8tion.

[doctorkishitani]

Hello Serket!

Homo means that a number of things share the same qualities, so "Homosexual" refers to people who are sexually attracted to other people of their sex.

[dou8letrou8le]

What do the 8irds mean, then?
And 8lokes?

[doctorkishitani]

They're more colloquial terms.
Birds refer to girls and blokes refer to boys.

It took me a while to figure them out as well.

[dou8letrou8le]

Happy to see I am not the only one in the dark.

forever saving vriska's butt

[chousenplayer]

Queer is a term we use for anyone who doesn't fit into heterosexual or straight. It's also used by some trans* people.

So, homosexual, bisexual, pan, asexual so on. Anyone who isn't the 'norm'. Homo is short for homosexual, which means you're attracted to the same sex. Bi means to both genders, pan to more than two, asexual to none.

thank u noodle...

[dou8letrou8le]

And queer is used for smokers too?

esl babbies gotta stick together

[chousenplayer]

No, he means fags. Fags is slang for smokes, cigarettes, and homosexual men. Some people find it offensive though, so it depends on who you're talking to. Gamzee is obviously cool with it.

;u;

[dou8letrou8le]

Then I understand his confusion.
Why call a homosexual the s8me as someone who smokes?
8luh 8luh

*3*

[chousenplayer]

Because English is weird.