Three Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

right so.
it kinda looks like i fucked up last time i used this thing.
a lot.
alright listen up.
i was gonna do this through all kinda of filters and shit.
but then i decided im just gonna fucking lay it all out right here to everyone.
i dont fucking care who sees.
because everybody saw my massive pissy bitchstorm.
and you know what?
no i dont fucking expect this to fix a goddamn thing.
i dont even expect it to fix one thing.

anyway.

first serket.
vriska i mean.
im really sorry for what i said.
that shit was fucked up and you didnt deserve any of it.
it sounds like your mom was pretty fucking awesome.
way better than mine.
i shouldnt have ever said anything bad about her.
specially not when you were just trying to help.
which i just wanna say i appreciate the shit out of you for trying to do that.
even if i was a huge gaping asshole bigger than the goatse man himself.
anyway i just really feel like shit for doing that to you and im sorry.
you dont have to forgive me.
you dont even have to say a fucking word.
but just know im really fucking sorry.

vantas...es
and karkat.
mostly karkat.
dude im sorry for that shit.
that was so fucking out of line.
look just because you do the shit you do doesnt make you less of a man.
it doesnt mean youre gay.
i was just being a dick and im sorry.
and im really sorry about your mom.
and about everything i said about her.
im really sorry.
like i said to vriska i dont expect you to say anything.
its fine.

[Despite the fact he decided not to filter anything, the next two sentences are filtered. Because he knows if Dave saw them, he would think things he shouldn't. So this is filters to Di and Sal.]

and to the other vantases (i dont know your names).
youre better parents than i could ever fucking be.

[/end filter]

banks.
im sorry that your brother is a cripple
wait. no. fuck.
im sorry for saying hes a cripple.
i mean even though he is.
what i fucking mean is im sorry for dragging him into the shit.
that wasnt cool at all and im sorry for the shit i said about him.
i know i fucked up and i know youre pissed as fuck about it.
but im sorry.

basically im just.
sorry to everybody.
i fucked up.
end of story.
i dont expect anyone to forgive me.
i wouldnt forgive myself.
but yeah there it all is.
peace.

Comments

[animalmagnetism]

[There are a couple tiny drops of ink, like he pulled the quill out of the inkwell too fast.]

{>Boys. Haha! Boys.<}
{>Of course it's possible.<}
{>It just takes a lot of practice and carefully working up to it for most people.<}
{>Now! That settled.<}
{>Filter it next time?<}
{>Some of the younger students probably aren't ready to hear about it just yet!<}
{>We do have a couple that aren't even old enough to be in school.<}
{>So be mindful of them.<}
{>Oh! And happy self-discovery!<}

[mo_cara]

Oh, DuDe, I wAs WankInG eVeN bEfOrE i GoT tO sChOoL, iT's CoOl.
AnD tHaNkS!

[animalmagnetism]

{>And some are late bloomers!<}
{>I didn't start until my

...I don't actually remember which year anymore.<}
{>Far later than that though!<}

[Filtered]
{>And pull back on your reins a bit.<}
{>It looks from here like you've made him very uncomfortable.<}
{>He'll need time to come around and come to terms with it.<}
{>Be patient. Okay?<}

[Filtered]

[mo_cara]

YeAh, I kNoW, i DiDn'T mEaN tO bE aLl TeLlInG hIm ThIs ShIt, He AiN't ThAt WaY.
i'M sOrRy, i FuCkEd Up.
:o(

[Filtered]

[animalmagnetism]

{>Honestly?<}
{>I can't hold it against you and it isn't me you should be apologizing to.<}
{>But I ruined more than one potential relationship by getting ahead of myself and I'd spare you that.<}

{>And don't judge him before he knows for himself.<}
{>I wasn't kidding when I said I was a late bloomer and he reminds me a little of me.<}
{>I didn't even begin to have a handle on my feelings and attractions until my seventh year.<}
{>So be patient.<}

[Filtered]

[mo_cara]

NaH, i DoNe HeArD aBoUt ThE gIrL hE lIkEs AnD wAnTs To Be KiSsInG.
iT's BeTtEr I dOn't Be BoThErInG hIm WiTh ThAt, He HaS eNoUgH nAsTy ShIt In HiS lIfE wItHoUt SoMe DuMb BeSt FrIeNd WhO cAn'T gEt HiS nUgBoNe On StRaIgHt.

[Filtered]

[animalmagnetism]

{>You have some of the quaintest turns of phrase I've ever heard.<}

{>And I wouldn't at all be surprised if he turned out liking both genders.<}
{>He has a big heart. It's hard to hold that back.<}
{>Also. You're not dumb. Maybe not book smart but that's not all there is.<}

[Filtered]

[mo_cara]

[Oh, Peter, you have no idea how much heartbreak is going to be incurred by Gamzee if he keeps holding a torch for Tavros, or how much he's gone through already.]

NaH, eVeRyBoDy KnOwS i GoT hOlEs RoTtEd In My PaN.

[Filtered]

[animalmagnetism]

[And his heart will break for Gamzee when the time comes. He has no inkling either.]

{>Maybe you do. Maybe you don't.<}
{>It wouldn't make me think less of you.<}

[Filtered]

[mo_cara]

YoU'rE a PrEtTy MoThErFuCkIn CoOl dUdE.
tHaNkS.

[Filtered]

[animalmagnetism]

{>So are you.<}
{>I'm glad we got the chance to talk.<}

[Filtered]

[mo_cara]

:o)

[Someone might have a minor crush on an instructor now.]

[Filtered]

[animalmagnetism]

{>^_^<}

[And Peter totally just doodled a little smiling fairy back. He has no idea. None at all.]

[wwistful]

. . .
Perhaps you should consider the benefits of a filter as well, Banks.

[animalmagnetism]

{>A bit too late this time I think.<}
{>And what did I say that hadn't already been mentioned?<}

[wwistful]

It's your never failing ability to relate things back to your own experiences that I find questionable here.

[animalmagnetism]

{>Examples are useful things!<}
{>And what easier place to draw examples from than my own experiences?<}

[He actually honestly believes that and doesn't see anything wrong with sharing his own experiences to help explain things.]

[wwistful]

Not everybody wants to know that you can do......that.

[animalmagnetism]

{>Now where did I say I could specifically do that?<}

[filtered]
{>I can of course!<}
{>But I figured the roundabout route was better.<}

[Just filters it all]

[wwistful]

It was heavily implied.

[all the filters]

[animalmagnetism]

{>Not that heavily.<}
{>And it's not like I'd give a demonstration to the students.<}
{>I'm sure they can find visual proof on their own.<}

[filters in this bitch]

[wwistful]

Why are you encouraging that sort of behaviour?

[filters forever]

[animalmagnetism]

{>Experimentation and self-discovery!<}
{>The best way to learn about yourself is to try and see if it agrees with you!<}

[filters ur face]

[wwistful]

There's plenty of time out of school and journals to discover yourself.

[ohhh filter me harder]

[animalmagnetism]

{>Why put time constraints on it?<}
{>Let it happens when it's going to happen.<}