Three Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

right so.
it kinda looks like i fucked up last time i used this thing.
a lot.
alright listen up.
i was gonna do this through all kinda of filters and shit.
but then i decided im just gonna fucking lay it all out right here to everyone.
i dont fucking care who sees.
because everybody saw my massive pissy bitchstorm.
and you know what?
no i dont fucking expect this to fix a goddamn thing.
i dont even expect it to fix one thing.

anyway.

first serket.
vriska i mean.
im really sorry for what i said.
that shit was fucked up and you didnt deserve any of it.
it sounds like your mom was pretty fucking awesome.
way better than mine.
i shouldnt have ever said anything bad about her.
specially not when you were just trying to help.
which i just wanna say i appreciate the shit out of you for trying to do that.
even if i was a huge gaping asshole bigger than the goatse man himself.
anyway i just really feel like shit for doing that to you and im sorry.
you dont have to forgive me.
you dont even have to say a fucking word.
but just know im really fucking sorry.

vantas...es
and karkat.
mostly karkat.
dude im sorry for that shit.
that was so fucking out of line.
look just because you do the shit you do doesnt make you less of a man.
it doesnt mean youre gay.
i was just being a dick and im sorry.
and im really sorry about your mom.
and about everything i said about her.
im really sorry.
like i said to vriska i dont expect you to say anything.
its fine.

[Despite the fact he decided not to filter anything, the next two sentences are filtered. Because he knows if Dave saw them, he would think things he shouldn't. So this is filters to Di and Sal.]

and to the other vantases (i dont know your names).
youre better parents than i could ever fucking be.

[/end filter]

banks.
im sorry that your brother is a cripple
wait. no. fuck.
im sorry for saying hes a cripple.
i mean even though he is.
what i fucking mean is im sorry for dragging him into the shit.
that wasnt cool at all and im sorry for the shit i said about him.
i know i fucked up and i know youre pissed as fuck about it.
but im sorry.

basically im just.
sorry to everybody.
i fucked up.
end of story.
i dont expect anyone to forgive me.
i wouldnt forgive myself.
but yeah there it all is.
peace.

Comments

[filters ur face]

[wwistful]

There's plenty of time out of school and journals to discover yourself.

[ohhh filter me harder]

[animalmagnetism]

{>Why put time constraints on it?<}
{>Let it happens when it's going to happen.<}

[naughty filters]

[wwistful]

They're far too young to be dabbling in....that...sort of behaviour.

[the naughtiest filters]

[animalmagnetism]

{>Some of them.<}
{>Children mature at different rates.<}
{>We shouldn't hold back the ones who are ready to wait for the ones that aren't.<}

[dohoho filters]

[wwistful]

You don't always need to risk your neck for them, Banks. What you said could have been misconstrued.

[unf filters]

[animalmagnetism]

{>Yes I do.<}
{>How?<}

[Dayuuum filters]

[wwistful]

Speaking about this sort of thing with and in front of students is a liability.

[oh filter oh filter]

[animalmagnetism]

{>I can't really see how?<}
{>They do need to learn these things.<}

[sweet filter bro]

[wwistful]

Never mind. Do whatever you want then.

[you love my filter]

[animalmagnetism]

{>I'll try to remember to be more discreet in the future.<}