Bro Strider (
plushaeusrumpified) wrote in
sortinghat_rp2012-05-24 08:24 pm
Three Smuppets
right so.
it kinda looks like i fucked up last time i used this thing.
a lot.
alright listen up.
i was gonna do this through all kinda of filters and shit.
but then i decided im just gonna fucking lay it all out right here to everyone.
i dont fucking care who sees.
because everybody saw my massive pissy bitchstorm.
and you know what?
no i dont fucking expect this to fix a goddamn thing.
i dont even expect it to fix one thing.
anyway.
first serket.
vriska i mean.
im really sorry for what i said.
that shit was fucked up and you didnt deserve any of it.
it sounds like your mom was pretty fucking awesome.
way better than mine.
i shouldnt have ever said anything bad about her.
specially not when you were just trying to help.
which i just wanna say i appreciate the shit out of you for trying to do that.
even if i was a huge gaping asshole bigger than the goatse man himself.
anyway i just really feel like shit for doing that to you and im sorry.
you dont have to forgive me.
you dont even have to say a fucking word.
but just know im really fucking sorry.
vantas...es
and karkat.
mostly karkat.
dude im sorry for that shit.
that was so fucking out of line.
look just because you do the shit you do doesnt make you less of a man.
it doesnt mean youre gay.
i was just being a dick and im sorry.
and im really sorry about your mom.
and about everything i said about her.
im really sorry.
like i said to vriska i dont expect you to say anything.
its fine.
[Despite the fact he decided not to filter anything, the next two sentences are filtered. Because he knows if Dave saw them, he would think things he shouldn't. So this is filters to Di and Sal.]
and to the other vantases (i dont know your names).
youre better parents than i could ever fucking be.
[/end filter]
banks.
im sorry that your brother is a cripple
wait. no. fuck.
im sorry for saying hes a cripple.
i mean even though he is.
what i fucking mean is im sorry for dragging him into the shit.
that wasnt cool at all and im sorry for the shit i said about him.
i know i fucked up and i know youre pissed as fuck about it.
but im sorry.
basically im just.
sorry to everybody.
i fucked up.
end of story.
i dont expect anyone to forgive me.
i wouldnt forgive myself.
but yeah there it all is.
peace.
it kinda looks like i fucked up last time i used this thing.
a lot.
alright listen up.
i was gonna do this through all kinda of filters and shit.
but then i decided im just gonna fucking lay it all out right here to everyone.
i dont fucking care who sees.
because everybody saw my massive pissy bitchstorm.
and you know what?
no i dont fucking expect this to fix a goddamn thing.
i dont even expect it to fix one thing.
anyway.
first serket.
vriska i mean.
im really sorry for what i said.
that shit was fucked up and you didnt deserve any of it.
it sounds like your mom was pretty fucking awesome.
way better than mine.
i shouldnt have ever said anything bad about her.
specially not when you were just trying to help.
which i just wanna say i appreciate the shit out of you for trying to do that.
even if i was a huge gaping asshole bigger than the goatse man himself.
anyway i just really feel like shit for doing that to you and im sorry.
you dont have to forgive me.
you dont even have to say a fucking word.
but just know im really fucking sorry.
vantas...es
and karkat.
mostly karkat.
dude im sorry for that shit.
that was so fucking out of line.
look just because you do the shit you do doesnt make you less of a man.
it doesnt mean youre gay.
i was just being a dick and im sorry.
and im really sorry about your mom.
and about everything i said about her.
im really sorry.
like i said to vriska i dont expect you to say anything.
its fine.
[Despite the fact he decided not to filter anything, the next two sentences are filtered. Because he knows if Dave saw them, he would think things he shouldn't. So this is filters to Di and Sal.]
and to the other vantases (i dont know your names).
youre better parents than i could ever fucking be.
[/end filter]
banks.
im sorry that your brother is a cripple
wait. no. fuck.
im sorry for saying hes a cripple.
i mean even though he is.
what i fucking mean is im sorry for dragging him into the shit.
that wasnt cool at all and im sorry for the shit i said about him.
i know i fucked up and i know youre pissed as fuck about it.
but im sorry.
basically im just.
sorry to everybody.
i fucked up.
end of story.
i dont expect anyone to forgive me.
i wouldnt forgive myself.
but yeah there it all is.
peace.

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bUt I dOn'T pIsS oN pEoPlE wHaT aRe HuRtInG aNd CoNfUsEd WhEn ThEy SaY sO.
aNd I dOn'T tAlK sHiT aBoUt FrIeNdShIp LiKe It'S a MoThErFuCkIn DiSeAsE.
don't talk about what you don't
KNOW A MOTHERFUCKIN THING ABOUT.
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8ut I do know
She isn't a completely terri8le person.
She is a 8itch, yes, 8ut not terri8le.
Calling her something like what you did only m8kes you just as terri8le.
I don't s8y you have to like her
8ut move on from whatever she do to you.
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AnD i DoN't HaVe To MoVe On FrOm ShIt.
BuLlIeS tAkE wHaTeVeR yOu LeT tHeM.
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WHO WAS JUST TRYING TO FIGURE SHIT OUT ABOUT WHO HE WAS
and she ripped the shit out of him with her motherfuckin quill
FOR NO GODDAMN REASON EXCEPT TO MAKE HIM CRY
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AND MOTHERFUCKIN PEOPLE TO CARE ABOUT
are unnecessary.
ThAt ThEy'Re A mOtHeRfUcKiN lIaBiLiTy.
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They are.
People will only hurt you if you trust them enough.
You are 8etter on your own.
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AnYwAy, SoMe PeOpLe ArE wOrTh HuRtInG a LiTtLe FoR.
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I hurt enough in past for people I care a8out.
I am done with that now.
Sometimes it is not worth it, Makara.
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8ut don't 8e mad at others who do.
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tHaT's JuSt A sAd MoThErFuCkIn FaCt oF hEr LiFe.
AnD iT aIn'T nO rEaSoN tO gO pOiSoNiNg ThE pAn Of SoMeOnE wHo'S aLrEaDy HuRtInG.
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Just
[Blue ink dots follow and that's it.]
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