Three Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

right so.
it kinda looks like i fucked up last time i used this thing.
a lot.
alright listen up.
i was gonna do this through all kinda of filters and shit.
but then i decided im just gonna fucking lay it all out right here to everyone.
i dont fucking care who sees.
because everybody saw my massive pissy bitchstorm.
and you know what?
no i dont fucking expect this to fix a goddamn thing.
i dont even expect it to fix one thing.

anyway.

first serket.
vriska i mean.
im really sorry for what i said.
that shit was fucked up and you didnt deserve any of it.
it sounds like your mom was pretty fucking awesome.
way better than mine.
i shouldnt have ever said anything bad about her.
specially not when you were just trying to help.
which i just wanna say i appreciate the shit out of you for trying to do that.
even if i was a huge gaping asshole bigger than the goatse man himself.
anyway i just really feel like shit for doing that to you and im sorry.
you dont have to forgive me.
you dont even have to say a fucking word.
but just know im really fucking sorry.

vantas...es
and karkat.
mostly karkat.
dude im sorry for that shit.
that was so fucking out of line.
look just because you do the shit you do doesnt make you less of a man.
it doesnt mean youre gay.
i was just being a dick and im sorry.
and im really sorry about your mom.
and about everything i said about her.
im really sorry.
like i said to vriska i dont expect you to say anything.
its fine.

[Despite the fact he decided not to filter anything, the next two sentences are filtered. Because he knows if Dave saw them, he would think things he shouldn't. So this is filters to Di and Sal.]

and to the other vantases (i dont know your names).
youre better parents than i could ever fucking be.

[/end filter]

banks.
im sorry that your brother is a cripple
wait. no. fuck.
im sorry for saying hes a cripple.
i mean even though he is.
what i fucking mean is im sorry for dragging him into the shit.
that wasnt cool at all and im sorry for the shit i said about him.
i know i fucked up and i know youre pissed as fuck about it.
but im sorry.

basically im just.
sorry to everybody.
i fucked up.
end of story.
i dont expect anyone to forgive me.
i wouldnt forgive myself.
but yeah there it all is.
peace.

Comments

[wwistful]

Yes, Vantas. You are an angel among questionable content.

Yet here you are, arguing with me.

[selfhatred]

I'M NOT ARGUING WITH YOU, PROFESSOR.
IF I WAS ARGUING I WOULD BE SWEARING.

[wwistful]

Your logic is so flawless. I'm amazed.

[selfhatred]

I'D BE WILLING TO LISTEN TO WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU HAVE, SIR.
PICKING ON A STUDENT IS HARDLY MAKING YOU BETTER THAN PROFESSOR STRIDER NOW, ISN'T IT?

[wwistful]

I don't have problems, I have idiots.
I'm not picking on you. Why would I pick on you?

[selfhatred]

AND IDIOTS CAUSE PROBLEMS.
IT SURE SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE PICKING ON ME.
"THAT'S RICH COMING FROM YOU OF ALL PEOPLE"
"YOU ARE AN ANGEL AMONG QUESTIONABLE STUDENTS, YET HERE YOU ARE ARGUING WITH ME".
TAKING YOUR PERSONAL FEELINGS OUT ON ME ISN'T GOING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER IN THE LONG RUN.

[wwistful]

Interesting.

10 points from gryffindor for arguing with a professor.

If you wish to discuss it further, you may meet me in my office.

[selfhatred]

I STAND BY WHAT I SAID, PROFESSOR.
TAKING IT OUT ON ME AND DEDUCTING HOUSE POINTS BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO SETTLE THINGS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE YOU THE BETTER MAN.
YOU MIGHT BE A TEACHER BUT QUITE FRANKLY RIGHT NOW YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOUR SON.

[wwistful]

This conversation is over.