sortinghat_rp | Three Smuppets

right so.
it kinda looks like i fucked up last time i used this thing.
a lot.
alright listen up.
i was gonna do this through all kinda of filters and shit.
but then i decided im just gonna fucking lay it all out right here to everyone.
i dont fucking care who sees.
because everybody saw my massive pissy bitchstorm.
and you know what?
no i dont fucking expect this to fix a goddamn thing.
i dont even expect it to fix one thing.

anyway.

first serket.
vriska i mean.
im really sorry for what i said.
that shit was fucked up and you didnt deserve any of it.
it sounds like your mom was pretty fucking awesome.
way better than mine.
i shouldnt have ever said anything bad about her.
specially not when you were just trying to help.
which i just wanna say i appreciate the shit out of you for trying to do that.
even if i was a huge gaping asshole bigger than the goatse man himself.
anyway i just really feel like shit for doing that to you and im sorry.
you dont have to forgive me.
you dont even have to say a fucking word.
but just know im really fucking sorry.

vantas...es
and karkat.
mostly karkat.
dude im sorry for that shit.
that was so fucking out of line.
look just because you do the shit you do doesnt make you less of a man.
it doesnt mean youre gay.
i was just being a dick and im sorry.
and im really sorry about your mom.
and about everything i said about her.
im really sorry.
like i said to vriska i dont expect you to say anything.
its fine.

[Despite the fact he decided not to filter anything, the next two sentences are filtered. Because he knows if Dave saw them, he would think things he shouldn't. So this is filters to Di and Sal.]

and to the other vantases (i dont know your names).
youre better parents than i could ever fucking be.

[/end filter]

banks.
im sorry that your brother is a cripple
wait. no. fuck.
im sorry for saying hes a cripple.
i mean even though he is.
what i fucking mean is im sorry for dragging him into the shit.
that wasnt cool at all and im sorry for the shit i said about him.
i know i fucked up and i know youre pissed as fuck about it.
but im sorry.

basically im just.
sorry to everybody.
i fucked up.
end of story.
i dont expect anyone to forgive me.
i wouldnt forgive myself.
but yeah there it all is.
peace.

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I hiiiiiiiighly dou8t that.

gotta keep the beast tamed just in case
its a heavy burden
in more ways than one

Is it possi8le not to m8ke our every convers8tion a8out your
Dick
????????

this conversation started out about trouser snakes vris
good job on the slang
well make a proper english speaker outta you yet

I admit I am learning these words from you.
8ut I do not think this m8kes me "proper".

sure helps you understand the psyche of the red-blooded teen male though
were all freaks and perverts we just keep it under wraps

I already knew that.

well now you can understand the many and varied ways we talk about our weiners
its for your own protection

They aren't so special.
They are actually very ugly.

...yeah they kind of are
dont tell them that itll make em sad

And you continue to suck it off.

its not our fault girls got the pretty yet needlessly complicated end of the genitalia stick

I wouldn't call it pretty.
Just complic8ted and useless.

cmon dont hate on your equipment
i mean unless its not the equipment you feel like you should have
but you present as a girl right

No, I am a girl.
I do not h8 anything I just
Don't find it useful to me.

ace is fine too
no ones gonna make you do anything with it if you dont want to

Ace?

No
I guess not.

yeah asexual
ace for short
it makes it sound more awesome

what dyou mean you guess not
its your body use it how you want

M8y8e.

I guess not!
It isn't important.

exactly
its not
good to see were on the same page on that

so whatre you up to

Hmmmmmmmm

Watching this drama happen and letting Nicholas out to hunt.
She likes to catch her own prey.

k i give
what is nicholas
please tell me shes not a tiger

Unfortun8tely!
She is my Green8ottle 8lue tarantula.
She has 8een with me for almost 8 years now.

whoa
i thought we were only allowed to have owls toads or cats
how big is she
~~why nicholas~~
when you say catches her own prey are we talking bugs or are we talking small birds and amphibians

I am m8de exception I guess!
She is very healthy.
Very healthy.
On good d8ys she can c8tch small rodents. M8y8e lizards.
When she hunts I do not follow her, 8ut she comes 8ack to me l8te at night.

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