sortinghat_rp | Three Smuppets

right so.
it kinda looks like i fucked up last time i used this thing.
a lot.
alright listen up.
i was gonna do this through all kinda of filters and shit.
but then i decided im just gonna fucking lay it all out right here to everyone.
i dont fucking care who sees.
because everybody saw my massive pissy bitchstorm.
and you know what?
no i dont fucking expect this to fix a goddamn thing.
i dont even expect it to fix one thing.

anyway.

first serket.
vriska i mean.
im really sorry for what i said.
that shit was fucked up and you didnt deserve any of it.
it sounds like your mom was pretty fucking awesome.
way better than mine.
i shouldnt have ever said anything bad about her.
specially not when you were just trying to help.
which i just wanna say i appreciate the shit out of you for trying to do that.
even if i was a huge gaping asshole bigger than the goatse man himself.
anyway i just really feel like shit for doing that to you and im sorry.
you dont have to forgive me.
you dont even have to say a fucking word.
but just know im really fucking sorry.

vantas...es
and karkat.
mostly karkat.
dude im sorry for that shit.
that was so fucking out of line.
look just because you do the shit you do doesnt make you less of a man.
it doesnt mean youre gay.
i was just being a dick and im sorry.
and im really sorry about your mom.
and about everything i said about her.
im really sorry.
like i said to vriska i dont expect you to say anything.
its fine.

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and to the other vantases (i dont know your names).
youre better parents than i could ever fucking be.

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banks.
im sorry that your brother is a cripple
wait. no. fuck.
im sorry for saying hes a cripple.
i mean even though he is.
what i fucking mean is im sorry for dragging him into the shit.
that wasnt cool at all and im sorry for the shit i said about him.
i know i fucked up and i know youre pissed as fuck about it.
but im sorry.

basically im just.
sorry to everybody.
i fucked up.
end of story.
i dont expect anyone to forgive me.
i wouldnt forgive myself.
but yeah there it all is.
peace.

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Still a minor.

I pRoMiSe I wOn'T bE gEtTiNg My MaCk On WiTh YoU, pRoFeSsOr!

...Thank you?

[Really what is she supposed to even say to that.]

I would imagine I'm not your type.

NaH, cAuSe YoUr AlL uP aNd BeInG a LaDy AnD aLsO nAsTy To PeOpLe WhAt DoN't DeSeRvE iT aNd AlSo YoU hAtE lOvE.

Edited 2012-05-31 09:24 (UTC)

It sounds like you are 8eing nasty to someone who doesn't deserve it.

NaH.

You are.
No 8etter than her.

I mAy Be A mOtHeRfUcKiN iDiOt, AnD i MaY bE qUeEr AnD dOn'T tAlK sO gOoD.
bUt I dOn'T pIsS oN pEoPlE wHaT aRe HuRtInG aNd CoNfUsEd WhEn ThEy SaY sO.
aNd I dOn'T tAlK sHiT aBoUt FrIeNdShIp LiKe It'S a MoThErFuCkIn DiSeAsE.
don't talk about what you don't
KNOW A MOTHERFUCKIN THING ABOUT.

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Don't speak to a professor like that, Makara.

No, SiR.
sOrRy, SiR.

I won't deduct points. You may thank your friend for that.

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With all due respect, Professor Donoghue, Mister Makara might currently be experiencing a hallucination, so he may not have meant what he said.

I think he could be suffering from narcolepsy.

That sounds like something he ought to get checked. If you're certain, I will take it into consideration.

hey clown ima let you finish talking about your selfcocksucking skills all up ons my apologies and all but.

dont be saying shit about the womens.
specifically this one.
she has a fucking tragic love life.
douchescar up there did something terrible.
youd have a hard time loving again too.

I suggest you take the advice from this journal and go. fuck. yourself.

nah thats too complicated.
i mean i could and all but i might need a little help.

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but then youd never call me back.

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yEaH?
wHaT aLl HaPpEnEd?

It's none of your business. Don't pander to him, Makara.

yeah no sorry but thats all your getting.
douchescar is right its none of your business.

but just know its really fuckin tragic.

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GAM, YOU'RE DIGGING YOURSELF A DEEPER HOLE.
NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO SHUT UP.

Edited 2012-05-31 09:34 (UTC)

BiTcH fUcKeD wItH tAvRoS.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S UP TO YOU TO MAKE IT WORSE THAN WHAT IT ALREADY IS.
STEP DOWN, MAN.
LIKE IT OR NOT YOU COULD GET DETENTION FOR THE SHIT YOU'RE SAYING.
AND THAT WOULD MAKE TAVROS FEEL WORSE.

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What do you want me to say to this? Boo hoo, how dare you say such things about me?

If you think I'm so delicate as to get offended and upset over the words of a child then you must be more brain damaged than I had earlier assumed.

YeS, mAaM.

Makara.

Meet me in my office after dinner.

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