Three Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

right so.
it kinda looks like i fucked up last time i used this thing.
a lot.
alright listen up.
i was gonna do this through all kinda of filters and shit.
but then i decided im just gonna fucking lay it all out right here to everyone.
i dont fucking care who sees.
because everybody saw my massive pissy bitchstorm.
and you know what?
no i dont fucking expect this to fix a goddamn thing.
i dont even expect it to fix one thing.

anyway.

first serket.
vriska i mean.
im really sorry for what i said.
that shit was fucked up and you didnt deserve any of it.
it sounds like your mom was pretty fucking awesome.
way better than mine.
i shouldnt have ever said anything bad about her.
specially not when you were just trying to help.
which i just wanna say i appreciate the shit out of you for trying to do that.
even if i was a huge gaping asshole bigger than the goatse man himself.
anyway i just really feel like shit for doing that to you and im sorry.
you dont have to forgive me.
you dont even have to say a fucking word.
but just know im really fucking sorry.

vantas...es
and karkat.
mostly karkat.
dude im sorry for that shit.
that was so fucking out of line.
look just because you do the shit you do doesnt make you less of a man.
it doesnt mean youre gay.
i was just being a dick and im sorry.
and im really sorry about your mom.
and about everything i said about her.
im really sorry.
like i said to vriska i dont expect you to say anything.
its fine.

[Despite the fact he decided not to filter anything, the next two sentences are filtered. Because he knows if Dave saw them, he would think things he shouldn't. So this is filters to Di and Sal.]

and to the other vantases (i dont know your names).
youre better parents than i could ever fucking be.

[/end filter]

banks.
im sorry that your brother is a cripple
wait. no. fuck.
im sorry for saying hes a cripple.
i mean even though he is.
what i fucking mean is im sorry for dragging him into the shit.
that wasnt cool at all and im sorry for the shit i said about him.
i know i fucked up and i know youre pissed as fuck about it.
but im sorry.

basically im just.
sorry to everybody.
i fucked up.
end of story.
i dont expect anyone to forgive me.
i wouldnt forgive myself.
but yeah there it all is.
peace.

Comments

[selfhatred]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BACK THE FUCK OFF.
SO THEY DIDN'T KNOW THEY WEREN'T TALKING IN A FILTER.
BIG DEAL, OVER AND DONE WITH.
HONESTLY AT THE RATE THE TEACHERS ARE GOING I'M GOING TO SHUT ALL OF YOU IN A CLOSET SO YOU CAN AIR OUT YOUR FUCKING DIFFERENCES.
YOU'RE THE ADULTS
ACT LIKE THEM FOR A FUCKING CHANGE.
GAMZEE, I'M CONFISCATING YOUR JOURNAL FOR THE TIME BEING.
KISHITANI, WORK ON YOUR FUCKING FILTER SPELLS AND REMEMBER THEM NEXT TIME.
THAT'S IT.
EVERYONE GO HOME.

[clockspinner]

no u

[selfhatred]

NOW ISN'T THE TIME TO SWING YOUR DICK AROUND, STRIDER.

[clockspinner]

thats exactly what were talking about

doin us a chick
helicopter dick

[selfhatred]

AUTOFILLATIO TALK IS OVER, STRIDER.
GET THE FUCK OUT.

[arachnoble]

Perhaps if Makara didn't feel the need for personal attacks this would be over and done with.

[selfhatred]

I'M DEALING WITH GAMZEE.
BUT IT WOULD BE BETTER IF THE PROFESSORS ACTED THEIR AGE AND SET AN EXAMPLE AS WELL.

[wwistful]

Particularly Striders for all counts.

[selfhatred]

THIS ISN'T AN INVITATION TO START PERSONAL ATTACKS, PROFESSOR DONOGHUE.
DEAL WITH IT IN YOUR OWN TIME.
LIKE AN ADULT.

[arachnoble]

If Makara could control himself better there wouldn't be anything to deal with right now.

[selfhatred]

I'VE DEALT WITH GAMZEE'S MOODSWINGS BEFORE.
THAT'S WHY I'M BETTER SUITED TO DEAL WITH THIS.
BUT I HARDLY THINK A TEACHER SUCH AS YOURSELF SHOULD TALK ABOUT SELF CONTROL.
JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING TO CONSIDER.

[doctorkishitani]

With all due respect, I think Mister Makara may have been suffering from a narcoleptic hallucination and should not be held responsible for his actions.

[selfhatred]

GAM DOESN'T DO THAT KIND OF THING WHILE SCHOOL'S IN SESSION.
GRANTED HE SHOULDN'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE EITHER WAY.
THIS IS SOMETHING GAMZEE AND PROFESSOR MATTERIS NEED TO SORT OUT.

[arachnoble]

He seems pretty lucid to me. Nobody should let him get away with the things he's saying.

[doctorkishitani]

But that doesn't necessarily prove anything, Professor Matteris.

Many narcoleptics engage in automatic behaviours, so they do appear to be surprisingly lucid.

[animalmagnetism]

{>Excellent!<}
{>Worth five points I'd say!<}

[selfhatred]

[Oh. Wow, he wasn't expecting to get house points.]

UH
THANKS, PROFESSOR.

[animalmagnetism]

{>You're welcome.<}
{>Keep it up.<}

[mo_cara]

MaN, dOn'T tAkE mY mOtHeRfUcKiN jOuRnAl.
YoU cOmInG oVeR?

[selfhatred]

YES.
WE NEED TO TALK AND I'D RATHER NOT DO IT OVER THE JOURNALS.

[mo_cara]

oK.

[selfhatred]

I'M NOT MAD AT YOU, BRO.
I JUST THINK WE NEED TO HAVE A FEELINGS JAM.
YOUR TURN THIS TIME.

[Filtered to Karkat]

[doctorkishitani]

In retrospect, I should have been more careful.

[Filtered]

[selfhatred]

I UNDERSTAND RAVENCLAWS CAN LOOSE THEIR HEADS WHEN THEY GET EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING.
I USED TO DATE ONE.
JUST BE SURE TO FILTER THINGS NEXT TIME.
WE HAVE UNDERAGE KIDS COMING NEXT TERM.

[Filtered]

[doctorkishitani]

Technically speaking, aren't we all underage?

But I think I understand what you're trying to say.
I suppose not everyone is as interested in the anatomic states required for autofellatio as Gamzee and I.