One sick beat

[clockspinner]

so yo guess what everybody
its march
means zombie jesus day is coming up too
and with it a chance to go the fuck home

it also means we arent gonna see hide nor hair of the fifth years because theyre too busy giving themselves library suppositories
shit absorbs into the bloodstream faster if taken anally
so bon voyage to them

that was one hell of a match last weekend wasnt it

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[fuckmackandme]

eeeeew!
dave!
i didn't need the mental image!!

[clockspinner]

then let me suggest studiously avoiding the library until owls are over dude
you dont know if im exaggerating or not
spines of books arent supposed to bend that way

[fuckmackandme]

why do i talk to you again?

[fashioneighsta]

You can't be serious.

[clockspinner]

i am dead serious
when am i ever not completely serious
exactly never thats when

[fashioneighsta]

If you really thought that, why would you want to... well, why would you think about it?!

[selfmakeout]

of course it was! :)
you did brilliantly as usual

i do not think i want to go back home for the hols, though :\
doing taxidermy with grandpa is not that fun

[clockspinner]

thanks harley i do what i can

well its fitting with the whole easter theme anyway
reanimating the dead
kinda
so you staying here at the castle over easter??

[selfmakeout]

maybe! :o
unless grandpa says no or i go to a friends house
it would be a little awkward mooching off a family during their zombie jesus day though :\

[cptjackharkness]

Suppository is such an understatement.

It's more like full-on sex where you're too exhausted to go on but you've got to.

And with that revelation, I'm back to more essays.

[clockspinner]

damn thats some evocative imagery
fifth years sitting around in the library with their pants down
sobbing with exhaustion and humping reading materials
take some lysol to it when youre done so the next generation can use em

cheers bro
best of luck

[cptjackharkness]

Hey if you cancel out the sobbing bit, that sounds nearly like my idea of a good time. It'd at least be a much better way to pass the time than what I'm actually doing in there.

I have a feeling Madam Noble would go mental, though!

Thanks mate.

[thornsofoglogoth]

It appears your fixation with the derriere is rearing its head again. Interesting.

Are you heading back to your brother's for the holidays?

[clockspinner]

i do not have a fixation on the derriere
also jesus dick what a conversation starter
its like im being psychoanalyzed by the microsoft paperclip

hello dave it looks like you have an unhealthy anal fixation
would you like me to help with that

eh maybe
might just freeload here
havent talked to him in a couple weeks i dunno

[mo_cara]

MaYbE yOu ShOuLd TaKe A lEaF oUt Of ThEiR mOtHeRfUcKiN bOoK, sTrIdEr.

[clockspinner]

look whos talking
at least im in the right year for my age

Private; Unhackabull

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY ABOUT HIM, uH, eXACTLY,

[selfhatred]

LOOK WHO'S GOT HIS HEAD SO FAR UP HIS ASS HE CAN SEE SUNLIGHT ON THE OTHER SIDE.
SHUT UP, STRIDER, NOBODY WANTS YOUR FUCKING OPINION.

[mo_cara]

wElL, hElL, mOtHeRfUcKeR, i DiDn'T kNoW tHaT hAd ShIt AlL tO dO wItH tAkInG iT uP tHe AsS.
lEaRn SoMeThInG nEw EvErY dAy.

[jasmineofthewest]

Oh? I find that if taken orally, it absorbs at a sufficiently fast speed.


Which is to say, reading aloud really helps cement the knowledge in there.

[clockspinner]

_{[You realize this means he's going to attempt to rap any oral part of an exam, right. Also excuse him he's going to be sarcastic.]}

so you mean you actually have to read to study
and it helps
wow i never would have guessed

[jasmineofthewest]

Surprising, isn't it?

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhy the hell does evverybody keep talkin about zombie jesus
is this supposed to be humorous
like do you really think youre crackin this great joke cause ivve definitely heard that one before

[clockspinner]

do you hear something
that is the sound of me
not giving a single fuck
i didnt take you for a bible humper ampora

[yerawwizarderi]

oh look there wwe go more a your lewwd obsessivve speculation
kneww youd get to it at some point
i aint
im just pointin out you dont sound as clevver as youre alwways fuckin toutin yourself to be not that i particular givve a shit since i havvent bought into your ego evver
wwhat havve you done wworth laudin
nothing youre just fuckin guttertrash and you aint risen abovve it