One sick beat

[clockspinner]

so yo guess what everybody
its march
means zombie jesus day is coming up too
and with it a chance to go the fuck home

it also means we arent gonna see hide nor hair of the fifth years because theyre too busy giving themselves library suppositories
shit absorbs into the bloodstream faster if taken anally
so bon voyage to them

that was one hell of a match last weekend wasnt it

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Private; Unhackabull

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

hAAAAA, rIGHT, yOU GOT ME THERE,
i SHOULD HAVE, uH, kNOWN THERE WAS NO WAY i COULD, lEAD YOU INTO INSULTING YOURSELF, bUT TO CLARIFY, i THINK YOU'RE BEING KIND OF AN ASS,
jUST SO WE'RE CLEAR ON THAT,
aND IF THAT'S ALL YOU KNOW, aBOUT HIM THEN i CAN, uH, dEFINITELY SAY THAT YOU'RE MAKING ASSUMPTIONS,

Private; Unhackabull

[clockspinner]

thats nice
oh wait you got something to say that im supposed to care about
try again nitram

Private; Unhackabull

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i HAVE A LOT TO SAY, uH, tHAT YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T CARE ABOUT,
bECAUSE i DON'T THINK YOU'RE, uHHH, eVEN CAPABLE OF DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

bUT LET ME, uHH, lAY IT OUT IN TERMS THAT MAYBE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND,

yOU, pLUS ME, pLUS SOME WICKED BEATS,

tHAT IS TO SAY, uMM, i CHALLENGE YOU TO A RAP-OFF, oF SERIOUSLY EPIC PROPORTIONS,
oR AT LEAST RELATIVELY LARGE,
bECAUSE YOU, iNSULTED GAMZEE AND, uH, tHAT'S NOT COOL, aND i THINK i HAVE TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR IT,

Private; Unhackabull

[clockspinner]

oh shit the gauntlet is thrown and you have stepped in it big time kid
you wanna do this were gonna do it big

great hall
tomorrow night
at dinner

as soon as dumbles is done talking we get up and start throwing down
no outside help
just you me our wands and a good old fashioned sonorus charm to make our beats ring in the goddamn rafters

loser has to do the winners homework until easter
sound good hot wheels

Private; Unhackabull

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHHH, iF THOSE ARE YOUR TERMS THEN, i ACCEPT, aND i WILL ADD THAT IT IS ON,
oN LIKE DONKEY, uH, kONG,
wHICH IS TO SAY IT'S, uM, rEALLY FUCKING ON,
aAAAND YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET AGREEING TO THIS,
wHEN MY WHEELS, wHICH ARE HOT, rOLL OVER YOU WITH THEIR SICK FIRES,

aLSO LET ME JUST ADD, uH, a TERM TO THIS, wHICH IS THAT IF i WIN, yOU NEVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT GAMZEE AGAIN,

Private; Unhackabull

[clockspinner]

yeah ill believe that when i hear it
youre dealing with dave strider here
ive been rapping since before you could talk

deal
if you somehow manage to beat me ill stop ragging on your boyfriend