One sick beat

[clockspinner]

so yo guess what everybody
its march
means zombie jesus day is coming up too
and with it a chance to go the fuck home

it also means we arent gonna see hide nor hair of the fifth years because theyre too busy giving themselves library suppositories
shit absorbs into the bloodstream faster if taken anally
so bon voyage to them

that was one hell of a match last weekend wasnt it

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[fuckmackandme]

eeeeew!
dave!
i didn't need the mental image!!

[clockspinner]

then let me suggest studiously avoiding the library until owls are over dude
you dont know if im exaggerating or not
spines of books arent supposed to bend that way

[fuckmackandme]

why do i talk to you again?

[clockspinner]

because ive slept in the next bed over for the past three years
also were bros

[fuckmackandme]

heh, true!
that was still gross, seriously...

[clockspinner]

its a proven studying method
just wait until were fifth years
youll be begging for an educationema

[fuckmackandme]

pass!
maybe your bro can give them to his creepy ass puppets.

[fashioneighsta]

You can't be serious.

[clockspinner]

dude i dont want a smuppet invasion any more than you do
dont even joke

[clockspinner]

i am dead serious
when am i ever not completely serious
exactly never thats when

[fuckmackandme]

yeah well, those educationemas aren't getting anywhere near my ass so...
i guess you're getting all os, man!

[clockspinner]

i am not getting an educationema
not even if you begged me
guess were just gonna get trolls together man

[fuckmackandme]

we'll be the biggest trolls hogwarts has ever seen!

[clockspinner]

you know it man
strider and egbert us against the world

[fuckmackandme]

we'll make maurice and brian look like amateurs!

[selfmakeout]

of course it was! :)
you did brilliantly as usual

i do not think i want to go back home for the hols, though :\
doing taxidermy with grandpa is not that fun

[cptjackharkness]

Suppository is such an understatement.

It's more like full-on sex where you're too exhausted to go on but you've got to.

And with that revelation, I'm back to more essays.

[fashioneighsta]

If you really thought that, why would you want to... well, why would you think about it?!

[thornsofoglogoth]

It appears your fixation with the derriere is rearing its head again. Interesting.

Are you heading back to your brother's for the holidays?

[mo_cara]

MaYbE yOu ShOuLd TaKe A lEaF oUt Of ThEiR mOtHeRfUcKiN bOoK, sTrIdEr.

[clockspinner]

oh hell yeah
parents will be warning their children about us for years to come
we are the best bogeymen

[clockspinner]

because i am but a humble third year and one day i will have to walk in the footsteps others have trod
and if those footsteps involve forcing tomes big enough to kill a cat past my unwilling sphincter then you can count me the fuck out

[clockspinner]

thanks harley i do what i can

well its fitting with the whole easter theme anyway
reanimating the dead
kinda
so you staying here at the castle over easter??

[clockspinner]

damn thats some evocative imagery
fifth years sitting around in the library with their pants down
sobbing with exhaustion and humping reading materials
take some lysol to it when youre done so the next generation can use em

cheers bro
best of luck

[clockspinner]

i do not have a fixation on the derriere
also jesus dick what a conversation starter
its like im being psychoanalyzed by the microsoft paperclip

hello dave it looks like you have an unhealthy anal fixation
would you like me to help with that

eh maybe
might just freeload here
havent talked to him in a couple weeks i dunno