One sick beat

[clockspinner]

so yo guess what everybody
its march
means zombie jesus day is coming up too
and with it a chance to go the fuck home

it also means we arent gonna see hide nor hair of the fifth years because theyre too busy giving themselves library suppositories
shit absorbs into the bloodstream faster if taken anally
so bon voyage to them

that was one hell of a match last weekend wasnt it

Comments

[fashioneighsta]

You can't be serious.

[clockspinner]

i am dead serious
when am i ever not completely serious
exactly never thats when

[fashioneighsta]

If you really thought that, why would you want to... well, why would you think about it?!

[clockspinner]

because i am but a humble third year and one day i will have to walk in the footsteps others have trod
and if those footsteps involve forcing tomes big enough to kill a cat past my unwilling sphincter then you can count me the fuck out

[fashioneighsta]

As a fifth-year and a Ravenclaw, I can say with absolute confidence that you have made all of that up on the spot. Studying for OWLs is just that: studying.

[clockspinner]

good to know sodomys not on the table
id hate to have to touch books in the library knowing that theyve been up the asses of hundreds of thousands of frantic fifth years
going back to 1800 bc or whenever the hell this looney bin was founded

[fashioneighsta]

Oh, now you admit that you're being disgusting! You ought to use that creative mind of yours for something more constructive.