One sick beat

[clockspinner]

so yo guess what everybody
its march
means zombie jesus day is coming up too
and with it a chance to go the fuck home

it also means we arent gonna see hide nor hair of the fifth years because theyre too busy giving themselves library suppositories
shit absorbs into the bloodstream faster if taken anally
so bon voyage to them

that was one hell of a match last weekend wasnt it

Comments

[clockspinner]

dude i dont want a smuppet invasion any more than you do
dont even joke

[fuckmackandme]

yeah well, those educationemas aren't getting anywhere near my ass so...
i guess you're getting all os, man!

[clockspinner]

i am not getting an educationema
not even if you begged me
guess were just gonna get trolls together man

[fuckmackandme]

we'll be the biggest trolls hogwarts has ever seen!

[clockspinner]

you know it man
strider and egbert us against the world

[fuckmackandme]

we'll make maurice and brian look like amateurs!

[clockspinner]

oh hell yeah
parents will be warning their children about us for years to come
we are the best bogeymen

[fuckmackandme]

we'll be legends at hogwarts!
the aftermath of our pranks will be here forever!

[clockspinner]

we gotta find something to top the geckos man
i know your shorts are still chafed that you didnt think of that first

[fuckmackandme]

i admit, multiplying the geckos was a great prank.
but i'm sure we can come up with something better!
a prank worth of colonel sassacre himself!!

[clockspinner]

speaking of tomes big enough to kill a cat
have you consulted your ancestral oracle on the matter

[fuckmackandme]

not yet.
but i think it's about time i did.