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[fuckmackandme]

ok, so.
school's almost here, right?
so i was thinking...
last two days of holiday (that's next week's thursday and friday for the airheads), sleepover at my place.
dad already gave his ok, so just say if you're coming!
and yes, you're all invited.
dad'll make sure we all get to king's cross on time, don't worry.

Comments

[dormitus]

i hope this invitation includes your favourite sister ever as well! :D
(hint: it is me, i am the favourite sister)

[fuckmackandme]

i'd be the dumbest kid ever if it didn't!

[dormitus]

darn tootin!
i do not think weve had a big bash since the party at daves
it will be nice to see dad!

[fuckmackandme]

yeah!
he's excited to see you too.

[dormitus]

oh no i think my face is turning red >///<
gosh it feels so weird actually learning that mister egbert was in fact mister john AND jades dad this whole time
not a bad weird!
just weird!

[fuckmackandme]

oh, i know!
i'm still going crazy thinking if they let hints here and there about it that we missed.

[dormitus]

i do have a tie on my hand to pay attention to my dreams
grandpa would tell me that all the time
i bet he knew this was going to happen the whole time!!
i would accuse him of being a wizard but
he really is a wizard hehehe

[fuckmackandme]

humm...
very suspicious.
did you keep a dream journal or something?

[dormitus]

i used to sleep-write!
but then grandpa made a quill for me that would record my thoughts while i was sleeping so
yes technically i had a dream journal

[fuckmackandme]

we should go through it!
see if we can see something there.

[spacecase]

good idea!
who knows what sort of mysteries lurked in my dreams!



i have to warn you, though, my dreams have not been so nice lately :(
actually i cannot even call them dreams, more like nightmares

[formyownhand]

Sounds fun! Don't think the family's going to be busy, then, so count me in!

[fuckmackandme]

awesome!
give me you address, and i'll send you the mine soon!

[ficklefuckwit]

Good grief isnt opening an invitation to the entire school a little bit brash?
I mean there must be hundreds of thousands of students!

[fuckmackandme]

oh, dad's a great wizard, he'll manage!

[ficklefuckwit]

Great galloping gobstoppers.
And what of you?
A host to the entire student body?

[fuckmackandme]

if i have to!
but seriously, most people will just not go.
they'll miss an awesome movie marathon and prank battle, but they won't go.

wow what a late reply i'm sorry

[ficklefuckwit]

Did you say movies my good man?

haha, it's ok, I'm late too!

[fuckmackandme]

of course!
what's a sleepover without them?

latebros

[ficklefuckwit]

What indeed.
What sort of movies were you intending if i may ask?

the best bros

[fuckmackandme]

oh, nothing too shocking for the purebloods that may come, just enough to get them to appreciate true movie art.
weekend at bernie's, some matthew mcconaughey flicks, con air...
the works, really.

njkdb

[ficklefuckwit]

Jesus christmas.
You do know your good cinema.
I feel a bit strange coming along since i dont even know your name but if you wouldnt mind a first year id love to attend.

[fuckmackandme]

hey, it's a public invitation for a reason!
my name's john egbert, by the way!

[ficklefuckwit]

Splendid! It sounds like itll be a real ripsnorter.
Jake english mister egbert.

[clockspinner]

ok
i know you arent leaving your best bro out of it

dude if i dont get out of this flat i cant be held responsible for my actions

[fuckmackandme]

of course you're invited!
not inviting you would be stupid.

[clockspinner]

damn straight it would be
id just come anyway
im like herpes cant stop this bitch from flaring up
hark what light through yonder std breaks
it is the yeast
and cold sore is the sun

[fuckmackandme]

if you're herpes, does that mean you'll multiply if you kiss someone?

[clockspinner]

yes
yes it does
your sister is infected
its too late

[fuckmackandme]

well, then i hope you don't mind sharing.
because if she's turning into you, then she's staying with you striders.

[clockspinner]

dont play coy egbert you know youre jelly of this nice piece of strider lovin

[fuckmackandme]

you're totally right.
damn.
you got me.
i guess i may as well tell you that jade and i were going to pull a parent trap.
just so i could snog you.
you are the master detective, it is you.

[clockspinner]

[Ink splotches]

well shit thats sure a lot of trouble to go through just for lil ole me
all you had to do was ask john
no lindsay lohan necessary

though youd probably look bitchin with long hair ngl