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[fuckmackandme]

so!
easter is coming up.
so we get to go home!
so...
who wants to come over to my place for the break?
i have movies, fruit gushers and a street performer for a dad!
karkat, you're coming, right?

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[clockspinner]

sure i got nothing better to do
havent heard from bro in a few weeks
ill send sprite with a note saying im going home with you

assuming your invite is open to your best bro
cause if its not just remember i know where you sleep
and i can stuff my dirty socks in your pillowcase when youre not looking

[fuckmackandme]

of course it's open to you!
i don't want your dirty socks on my pillowcase, anyway.

[clockspinner]

oops too late
dont worry man the smell will come out
eventually

[fuckmackandme]

...
my revenge will be swift and unexpected.

[clockspinner]

nah man just switch pillowcases with vantas
its just the school pillow
i know better than to breach the sacred shrine of your security pillow

[fuckmackandme]

too late!
already set up a prank for you.

[clockspinner]

cool looks like ill have to find an unwitting victim to go through all doorways ahead of me

[fuckmackandme]

who said anything about doorways, strider?

[clockspinner]

am i going to have to kill you
is that whats going to have to happen here
stop your reign of terror before it gets out of hand

[fuckmackandme]

you'll never kill me!
i am the ghostly trickster!
swift and powerful like the ghostiest ghost of hogwarts!

[clockspinner]

thats a good idea
ill just go see what peeves has to say about this
you think you can outprank a poltergeist egbert

[fuckmackandme]

gotta beat the best to be the best!

[clockspinner]

then consider the game afoot nerd

[fuckmackandme]

bring it on!

[selfmakeout]

i do i do i do!!!!
:D
your dad is really a street performer???
i want to see all of his shows, all of them!

[fuckmackandme]

he is!
i've never seen his shows though...

[selfhatred]

YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ANYONE ELSE COMING, EGBERT.

[fuckmackandme]

hehehe...
well i didn't have the idea to invite everyone else until now.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

yOUR DAD'S A STREET PERFORMER,
sOMEHOW, i DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, uH, bUT IT'S REALLY FITTING, iN HINDSIGHT,

[fuckmackandme]

hehe, we do have a long line of pranksters in the family!

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wE DON'T, uH, hAVE A LONG LINE OF ANYTHING, i THINK,
i HOPE THAT i'M NOT THE START OF, a LONG LINE OF PARAPLEGICS,,, bECAUSE THAT WOULD BE KIND OF BAD,

[fuckmackandme]

... yeah.
that'd be really sad.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHHH,,, sO WHAT KIND OF MOVIES DO YOU HAVE,

[fuckmackandme]

all kinds!
action, comedy, drama...
i even have some chick flicks!

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

cHICK FLICKS, lIKE, mOVIES ABOUT CHICKENS,
uH, tHAT SOUNDS AWESOME, bECAUSE CHICKENS ARE REALLY COOL,

[fuckmackandme]

... no tavros, they're not movies about chickens.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

oHHH, yOU MEAN CHICKS IN THE, uH, fEMALE WAY DON'T YOU,

[fuckmackandme]

yes.
yes i do.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wELL, uH,,,
sORRY FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING,
wE JUST USED TO RAISE CHICKENS, sO IT'S EASIER TO RELATE TO THOSE,
i IMAGINE IF WE HAD, uH, rAISED FEMALE CHICKS, i WOULD HAVE PICKED UP ON YOUR MEANING SOONER,

[fuckmackandme]

i thought all chickens were female.
and the males were roosters.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

nO, uHH, i MEANT IF WE RAISED, uM, gIRLS,,,
bECAUSE, cHICKENS ARE GIRLS, bUT i MEANT,,,cHICKS,
i WAS TRYING TO BE FACETIOUS,
aPPARENTLY IT FAILED,