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so i was wondering
are there any other anime fans in the school?
i was thinking of maybe marathoning something
and having people over
since i dont think ill be able to make the trip across the pond (┳◇┳)
itd be befur so people still going on the trip can come if theyd like
is that something anyone would be interested in?

stubbornskeptic

I sincerely never thought I would say this but I am so ~~tiered~~ tired of baking.
I can't do it anymore!
Dad's stocked up on so many mixes that I can hardly not use them at all, but!
Ugh!
I miss making potions!
I don't suppose those fall under some loophole in regards to the "no magic outside school" rule, hm?
Hoo hoo, I'd be whipping them up left and right if that were the case!
There's only so many times you can flip on a mixer before your brain wants to short-circuit, I suppose.
At least I can re-re-re-read my mystery novels...
Though, I will say it is much less interesting when you know how the story will end up! :B

Anybody doing something particularly interesting this summer?

flirtini

so
dear magical diary: got fuckin WASTED yesterday, shit was cash
until today i mean
bc damn hangovers are a hell of a NOT FUN
note 2 self: lay off the sauce for a while

so besides this partying i am all doing in my moms basement alone with my 100000000000000000 cats
smth interesting happened
got kicked out of beauxbatons
got set up with hoggy
got sent a MAGICAL oh so magical oh so sparkling oh so like a paintchat diary
but like
how does this shit even WORK....
magic is how

anyways the interesting thing that happened
lets talk about that
or write
its like
this owl comes screaming down
sliding thru the air like a hot knife through butter
like a bat out of hell
like steam from boiling water
and just.
slams into the window.
and drops this book down into the garden

im fucking surprised it didnt just break right through i mean it was a BIG OWL
but like
the point is
i got owls screeching n flying into windows
i got cats meowing and running into the patio door
where the fuck are the toads
just hopping and ribbiting and trying to eat flies that are on the other side of the glass
a pathetic site of nature and a mockery of actually getting the dins

anyways i hear my mom so im gonna stop writing
ha ha who is gonna buy that BALONEY bologne balonga?
how the fuck do you spell that shit
this is my abrupt cut off xoxoxoox goodbye

shitknickers

So then what are everyones plans for the summer? I know that personally i will be taking at least a few weeks off from everything if at all possible after those bloody owls.
Naturally ill start up the summer curriculum homework afterward but golly do i need a break.
Maybe ill go camping. That sounds like a splendid idea. Would anyone like to join me?

--ah, mister Rogers, I think this textbook is yours.

[[ooc; Jake is packing his things in his trunk to leave. Anybody that wants to bother him in his room is also welcome, though the not-network part of this post is directed at Steve.]]

plushaeusrumpified

Oh yeah. What's that sound? That's the sound of Gryffindor kicking some hardcore ass. It's the sound of the snakes getting flushed down the toilet as lions reign supreme. Hear THAT? It's the sound of a lion rawring in the distance as it devours a snake.

If it wasn't obvious, Gryffindor is the best. We kick everybody's ass and take names. You wish you could be like us, don't you? Hell yeah.

[And then sloppily filtered to Murdoc.]

I'm topping tonight, it ain't up for negotiation. Winner sticks it in, after all.

greaselightning

the school years almost gone and vwere all going to be departing soon.
isnt that just a tragedy? i dont knowv howv you guys vwill be able to survwivwe a vwhole summer vwithout me, but dont vworry too much about it, friends.
if any of you havwe evwer vwondered howv much of a fucking utopia greece is and evwerything, lets just say i could be the one to givwe you that ansvwer.
howv about it, vwhich of you cats and kittens are interested in vwisiting me for summer? dont be shy, shyness vwill only impede you from a great opportunity!

stubbornskeptic

So, I took a bit of a break from studying today and I have a treat for everyone (professors included!)
I've got about ten dozen cookies of varying flavors on trays in the Great Hall.
Feel free to come and take a few whenever you like!
I'll be in there catching up on that lost (but not wasted!) time if you want to chat.
And good luck, everyone!

mo_cara

So, I hAd A qUeStIoN wHaT i'Ve BeEn GeTtInG mY tHiNk On AbOuT sInCe EvErYoNe TuRnEd InTo DiFfErEnT pEoPlE aNd MoNsTeRs AnD sHiT.
hOw Do YoU aLl ThInK aLiEnS bE dOiNg It?
YoU kNoW wHaT i MeAn.
;o)

toocoolforthis

A public service announcement, since it seems that all of you are extremely in need of the reminder:
There is less than a month left of school.
(You're welcome.)

To be precise, there are twenty-three days left. Slightly more than three weeks. Only seven of those are exams, so approximately 30% of our remaining days will be spent in torture.
In terms of hours, it's even less. 23 days is 552 hours. There are 40 total hours of exams remaining. Comparatively, that means 7% of our time, and all of it before the end of May.
I could compare that to the amount of time in your lifespan, or that the universe has existed, but I don't want to write that many fucking decimals.
It will be over soon. Don't give yourselves aneurysms.

rule_britannia

The number of wild-eyed fifth years I've seen today is beginning to border on amusing. I'm sure I don't remember this much panic during OWLs last year.

That said, I have some free time to help anyone in dire need of Potions or Astronomy practice before next Monday's exams. Since I'm considering going into teaching now is as good a time as any to begin.

[Private to Alfred Jones]
And my constant comments as to your hard-headedness prove true. That was quite a knock you took.

innocent_insanity

any fifth year motherfuckers got the feel on for doing some group study work for them exams what be coming up? :o)

foepas

The end of the term is nigh.

[Alec draws out the pause for a moment, before he continues.]

And whatever other overdramatic bullshit phrase people like to use in lieu of admitting that you're scared that you'll fail.

Perhaps if you spent more time studying and less time talking about it, you wouldn't be so far behind that it requires cramming.

[His voice is an arrogant drawl; he's poking at people because it amuses him to do so, nothing more, nothing less.]

Just a friendly bit of advice. Maybe you can use it when you have to repeat this year again.

hearnoevil

well im glad to s33 things have settled down
i would say that was weird but
lets be honest compared to other things this school has dished out it wasnt really （￣へ￣）
i just wanted to check up and s33 how everyone was doing after that
and to also ask if anyone would be willing to model fur me
fur art that is
ive painted more landscapes than i can count ＼（－－）／

seeringlight

Let's talk about dreams today.
And by that, I felt the need to talk about mine in specific.

It was fantastical and surprising. All of us were muggles! Well, I mean, those who were in my dreams. Some of us were trolls even. It was so very odd. We played a game that destroyed our worlds and we played even when we were meant to fail. I have it all written down. Every event of my dream. It would take much too long to talk about on here, but it made me wonder quite a bit.

Do you believe in alternate worlds? Universes? A time where you were something else completely. Perhaps you were a mere human with no magic to you. Or perhaps a god.

Have you ever had dreams where you felt that there was some truth to them before?

arrogantalloy

For those of you not in Ravenclaw and kept saying this day would never arrive.

It did, it started over Easter and now I can proudly say that I have almost completely grown in a moustache.

And you know what, I really make this look good.

[To be fair, it still looks a little whimpy, but there's no mistaking it's moustachiness.]

strideallknight

hallefuckinglujah its april
in a couple months we can kiss this year good bye and thanks for all the fish
im pretty happy that i havent died this year either by my own hands or by my sisters
shes fucking insane ok
shes the queen of hearts so be careful with your heads
or vocal chords
or hands
shes not picky when it comes to severing body parts from your anatomy in violent ways all in the name of science and vengeance

ps jane crockers birthday is in a few days
april 13th
anybody got an idea for a place to hold a party
cant be in the gryffindor common room since shes got friends in other houses and shit
its also johns but i dont think hell be able to attend this year
ive already sent his present though so my best friend duty has been completed

shitknickers

So! Um.
Entertain a hypothetical situation with me here if you would chaps!
Say someone you knew and were friends with had been dancing around a topic for a good two months and some change due to a bit of a personal fear of how others might react to the knowledge.
Say erm... That this person was dancing around a topic that possibly had a bit to do with romance!
A lot to do with romance really. *tugs collar*
Lets just... hypothetically assume that perhaps this person is a bit afraid to... um. Tell folks...
About a romantic endeavor of theirs.
Because um.
Well you see...

Ah, yes. I feel like this would have happened so I will take it from here. Jake is pursuing a romantic relationship with I, Rose Lalonde. I worry that if I don't interject now, he may pass out and never get this done.
A good day to you too. ;)

Oh.
Right.
Well yes there you have it!!

[Dual-post! Replies will come from both Jake and Rose. It's about time they came out in the open with this, they've been dating since January 27th. Whoops.

allamericanreject

has anyone seen my cat???

I didnt send him with any mail, he's rubbish for that sorta thing. but I havent seen him around Gryffindor tower. so if anyone happens to see a great big fluffy maine coon thats kinda creamy tan and brown with funny eye markings please let me know?

~~ugh i sure hope he hasnt tried to go home. he always gets lost.~~

((OoC: This is open to anyone to find Alfred's cat if they like~ :3 I'd say first come first serve on that, and you aren't obligated to post that you found the fuzzybutt. It's up to you guys!))

fuckmackandme

you know, i was thinking.
we all get on the hogwarts express in london, right?
but the train goes pretty far up north.
like, we're probably in scotland!
so when school's out, isn't it really inconvenient for everyone that lives up north to go down to london and then back north?
i mean, it's a pretty good prank, but not very nice as a every year thing.
i wonder if that's how it started.
a prank that goes on forever.
like that song!

its_cor_aline

I just realized something interesting today. Daylight savings time in American started today but it doesn't start over here until the end of the month. Neat huh? I wonder just how they determine these kind of things.

In other news it looks like the Explorers Club is a go! Professor Serket has offered to be our staff supervisor. First meeting will be on Friday after dinner. We'll all just stay behind in the Great Hall and move from there.
It'll be short..just talking about what the purpose of the club is and maybe start generating some ideas for activities.

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